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Clips from Upload - Update Eve (S01E01)

"Wow. I mean, this store doesn't even open for two days."
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"Freeyond fever."
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"I hear they only have enough for the first ten million uploads."
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"And they're all reserved for single moms, the handicapped,"
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"the poorest of the poor."
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"Better get in line fast, hon."
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"There's thousands of stores, and when they run out,"
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"they run out."
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"- How old is your baby? - 14 months."
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"But this is her only chance to live forever."
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"- This world's going to shit anyway. - Tell me about it."
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"Wi-Fi speeds are so slow downtown."
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"Wow, look."
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"Check it out."
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"It actually looks like a bargain."
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"Yeah. You know, my friend was going to make something"
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"just like this."
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"And some bad people were trying to stop the idea."
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"I guess they couldn't."
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"He sounds for real."
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"Yeah, he's the most "for real" guy I've ever met."
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"Excited for the update?"
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"Yeah, I guess. I mean, is it that big a deal?"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"- It's a huge deal. - Fuck yeah."
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"For one thing, they're adding bitter,"
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"citrus and umami to our tongues."
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"You didn't notice that we only have sweet and salty now?"
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"That's why everything tastes like kettle corn."
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"Yeah, no, I haven't been paying attention."
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"I've been trying to work up the nerve to break up with Ingrid."
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"Yes! Did that guy who stole your company cut you in?"
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"- How are you affording this? - Oh, Jamie?"
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"No, I can't actually prove he did anything bad."
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"He just won't return my calls."
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"But, um, I think I'm gonna ask Ingrid"
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"to give me till February,"
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"and then figure something else out."
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"After you dump her?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm very interested"
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"in how you see this playing out."
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""Hey, Ingrid, I know you were expecting"
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""to get married, but I'd like to be free"
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""to date someone else."
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"And can I have $10,000?""
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"Yes, this should be good."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"This update is very exciting."
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"Lakeview 8.9 "Scirocco" represents the fulfillment"
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"of Horizen's slogan: "We are VR.""
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"So, please, customer service angels"
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"all around the world, give your full attention"
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"to these important update messages"
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"from head of I.T., Craig Munthers."
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"I'm gonna say this real slow because it's super important."
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"All of your uploads need to be asleep"
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"during the update tonight."
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"Half of them are paying for trauma blocking,"
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"and the update is... powerful stuff."
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"It will remove all blocks if they are awake,"
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"and you'll wake up to a screaming shit show"
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"that my I.T. team doesn't want to clean up."
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"So, all sleepy..."
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"no freaky."
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"Got it?"
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"Over here, you got it?"
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"We got it."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Why we have Winter party not on Winter Day?"
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"Because they combined it with the update"
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"so they only have to pay once."
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"Remember Thankoween?"
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"Horizen is cheap as fuck."
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"Soon, we're gonna have to pay to take the elevator."
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"So take stairs."
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"Strong calves are magnets for rich husbands."
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"I don't know if that's true."
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"So apparently, your boyfriend's girlfriend's rich daddy"
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"is a big deal, and he called the head of Horizen,"
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"and he got you your job back."
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"I don't know who you're talking about."
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"My boyfriend's name is Byron."
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"Yeah, it's quite serious."
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"And he has no influential friends."
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"I mean, that I can tell."
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"Oh, so you're bringing Byron to the update party tonight?"
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"Of course."
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"That's weird. Have you told Nathan?"
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"Why would I tell Mr. Brown?"
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"Okay, good. Keep it up, sister."
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"You fuck up again and you're toast."
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"Do you feel me?"
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"And good luck seeing your boyfriend again"
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"if you're not on the system."
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"I'll give your avatar to fucking Batia!"
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"My boyfriend's name is Byron."
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"Huh."
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"I can't wait to meet him."
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"I am going to go home and change."
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"Better be quick."
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"I made my famous pigs in a blanket,"
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"and they'll go fast."
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"Oh, look, there they are."
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"Yummy."
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"Call Byron."
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"Hi."
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"Hey, Nora. Glad you called."
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"No, I'm not doing anything tonight."
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"Ingrid can erase you at any time."
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"Unless someone else takes over the payments."
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"Which, frankly, your mother can't afford."
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"Sam, what about 2Gig status? Isn't that pay-as-you-go?"
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"Yeah. I mean, if you run out of money,"
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"they can always freeze you until more cash is added."
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"Why don't you try this Freeyond that's in the news?"
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"You're broke enough to qualify."
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"No, it's got to be Lakeview."
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"Dream on."
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