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Clips from They Came Together

"So we have aisle seats, we have"
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"a couple of drinks, and we get to the airport."
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"Neither of us speaks a word of Italian, by the way."
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"So this guy thinks he'll be able to"
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"- find his luggage if he speaks Pig Latin. - Ah."
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"Yeah, that's right. I said "Looking for bags.""
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"But it came out "Ook-in-lay or-fay ags-bay.""
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"That is too funny."
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"- I said "That's it. I'm never leaving the country again." - Ugh!"
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"Joel can't even leave the Upper West Side of Manhattan."
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"That's true. For me, the perfect vacation"
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"is getting a cheese danish from Zabar's and curling up with the Sunday Times."
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"So do you still read The Times?"
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"Oh, boy. Kyle thinks The Times has gone downhill."
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"Now, I beg to differ."
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"It's nothing but a worthless yellow rag."
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"We've been having this fight since the day we met."
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"- Well, it probably seems that way. - Hmm."
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"No, we literally met when we were both on a panel"
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"at the Guggenheim debating the merits of the New York Times."
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"And I said, "Who is this know-it-all girl?""
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"And I thought, "Who is this pompous guy?""
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"Anyway, our heated discussion continued over a bottle of merlot."
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"Let's just say the discussing part stopped, but the heated part continued."
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"Okay."
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"For better or worse, we've been together ever since."
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"Probably worse, right?"
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"Oh, definitely for worse. It's awful."
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"So, Joel, Molly, how'd you two meet?"
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"- Oh, boy. That's a long story. - Yeah."
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"Oh, we've got time. Waiter! More wine."
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"Well, it's kind of a corny, romantic comedy kind of story."
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"- That's true. That is true. - Really? How so?"
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"Well, Joel is kind of a typical romantic comedy leading man."
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"He's handsome, but in a non-threatening way."
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"- Yeah, I can see that. - Vaguely but not overtly Jewish."
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"- You're right. He's just Jewish enough. - And Molly is the kind of cute, klutzy"
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"girl that sometimes will drive you a little crazy,"
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"but you can't help but fall in love with her."
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"Guilty."
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"- Okay. So we have our main characters. - Not quite."
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"There is another character that was just as important as the two of us."
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"- Mmm. - New York City."
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"Ah! Mmm."
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"So New York City is like another character?"
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"Yeah."
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"So if there was a movie about your relationship,"
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"it would probably start with aerial shots of the Manhattan skyline."
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"Exactly."
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"I was living in a loft on Broadway and 86th Street,"
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"and I had a girlfriend at the time, Tiffany. She worked in the fashion industry."
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"Very put together. Never had a hair out of place."
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"But there was something cold about her."
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"Hey, you."
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"Hey."
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"I love you."
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"Mmm, and I admire your spirit."
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"Thanks."
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"And I was just getting over a break-up,"
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"so the closest thing I had to a boyfriend was my dog, Charlie."
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"Hey, handsome!"
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"I wasn't all put together like Tiffany."
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"In fact, as Joel said earlier, I was a real klutz."
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"Klutz is the understatement of the century."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Oh!"
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"Ugh!"
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"See, New York is such an important part of our lives,"
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"it's almost like another character in our story."
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"Right. You said that."
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"I really didn't feel like I needed a love life, you know?"
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"In fact, New York City was almost like a boyfriend to me."
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"Oh, right."
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"- That is so good. - Very good."
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"That's very good. That's very cool."
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"Most importantly, I had my little candy shop, Upper Sweet Side."
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"I was living my dream, of owning a shop that was"
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"charming and adorable, and impossible not to like."
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"You guys have not lived until you've tried my Creamy Caramel Clusters."
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"They're better than sex!"
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"When you've been married as long as we have,"
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"taking a stinky shit is better than having sex."
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"Only in New York, right?"
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"Anyway, I was in no rush to meet someone new."
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"I was mainly concerned about trying to keep my business afloat."
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"So many mom and pop shops being elbowed out"
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"by faceless evil conglomerates like CSR."
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"- Wait a minute. - That's right."
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"I was an executive at Candy Systems and Research."
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"I was the bad guy! I didn't think of myself as a corporate raider."
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"I thought of myself as a nice guy with a great job."
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"So he went down on me, and I came in one second."
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"Morning, Melanie."
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"Oh, my boss is here. I'll call you later. Bye, Dad."
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"I had everything there, corner office,"
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"the expense account, the sexy girlfriend."
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"I felt like I was ready to take the next step."
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"- Bob, my best friend! - Joel, my best buddy!"
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"Guess what? After years of dating Tiffany, I'm finally popping the question."
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"Wow. So I guess you're finally dealing with those commitment issues you have."
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"Yeah, I even bought her a ring and everything."
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"Amazing. Because until now the only thing you've been willing to commit to"
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"are your commitment issues."
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"It's true."
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"- I'm happy for you, buddy. - Thanks, man."
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"Hey, catch!"
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"He's got it!"
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"- He's got a football! - Think quick!"
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"- Boom! Boom! - Right there! Down and out, buttonhook!"
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"Go deep! Go deeper!"
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"Holy shit, Bob!"
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"Joel! Oh, God!"
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"- Grab my hand! - Pull me up!"
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"- Grab my hand! - Hey, Joel."
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"Joel?"
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"What do you want, Trevor?"
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"Congrats on snaggin' the Dickricker account."
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"Yeah, right. Sure."
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"You ready for the big meeting with Roland?"
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