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Clips from They Came Together

"I'd hate for you guys to screw everything up again, like you did last time."
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"So now I'm in line for the big promotion. Not you. Pretty funny, huh?"
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"- Joel? A little help here, buddy. - Oh, Joel..."
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"Is your girlfriend Tiffany home right now?"
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"Yeah, she should be. Why?"
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"No reason."
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"What the..."
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"Sounds like this Trevor guy's trying to get it on with your girlfriend."
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"Well, in retrospect, I agree with you, but at the time it seemed like he was just"
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"grabbing a condom out of the rubber bowl and headin' over to meet my girlfriend."
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"So, as you all know, we begin construction today"
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"on our next Candy Systems and Research Superstore."
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"First order of business, to suss out the competition."
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"Are there any other nearby candy stores we need to"
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""know about"?"
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"The only one we could find is just this really small"
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"quirky candy shop across the street from our location."
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"- It's called Upper Sweet Side, NYC. - Kind of a dumb name for a store, huh?"
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"That's so stupid."
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"- No, I think it's kind of clever. I like it. - What was that, Joel?"
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"Nothing, sir."
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"That'll be $100,000 dollars. I'm just kidding. It's all free."
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"Oh, I love my little shop, Wanda."
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"It's what I've always dreamed of, ever since I was a little girl."
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"And it's never going anywhere. Nothing is ever going to threaten it."
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"- Oh, no. - What?"
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"They're building a Candy Systems and Research Superstore"
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"directly across the street from us."
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"Oh, my God! They'll put us out of business!"
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"Discovering this information is a huge turn of events."
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"You weren't kidding. Your story really is like a corny movie."
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"I know. The only difference is it's not a movie. It's our real life."
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"So with a Superstore going up across the street, I went to go see my accountant."
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"- Hi, Molly. - Hi, Mr. Flaps."
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"- Oh, Please. My friends call me Eggbert. - Then they must not be very good friends."
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"No, that's just my name. Eggbert. Or Eggman, for short."
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"I know. It's kind of a lame name, but what can you do?"
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"How about we take a gander at those documentos?"
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"- Yes, please. - Right."
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"So, Molly, how is your love life?"
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"You livin' la vida loca?"
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"Um, well, not really, Eggman. I'm guessing"
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"you heard that Frank and I finally broke up."
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"I did hear. Yeah."
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"I heard about your divorce. I'm sorry."
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"Apology accepted."
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"- I... - It's just one of those things."
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"We wanted different things."
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"I wanted a family, settle down, start a life together."
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"- And what did she want? - Who can say?"
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"I guess you'd have to ask my brother."
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"Oh."
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"- Is he here? Can I ask him? - Yes. Keith."
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"- You have a second? - What's up?"
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"Hey, Keith. I was just wondering,"
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"what did Hillary want that was different than what Eggbert wanted?"
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"Uh, she just wanted to travel more, she wanted"
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"to focus on her photo-journalism career."
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"And marriage just wasn't conducive to that."
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"- Thanks, Keith. - Thanks, Keith."
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"Listen, I am lookin' over these numbers,"
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"and just goin' off this data..."
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"- You have breast cancer. - What?"
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"Corporately speaking."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Your business has, at best, six months to live."
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"- Oh, my God, are you serious? - See for yourself."
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"Wow. You are serious."
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"Listen, Molly, would this be an awkward time to"
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"ask if maybe you'd like to go out with me sometime?"
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"Um..."
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"Don't answer. Just think about it."
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"That's very sweet of you, Eggfart, but I think I'm just gonna focus on me for now."
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"Totally. You've gotta take time for yourself, you know."
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"- I think maybe I should go... - No, please. I think I'm gonna go..."
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"- Oh, you're gonna go? - Yeah."
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"Before I proposed to Tiffany, I wanted to run it by my buddies"
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"that I play ball with at the local playground. They always tell it like it is."
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"Basketball, basketball, basketball..."
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"Hey, guys. Looks like our buddy Joel here"
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"is finally gettin' ready to pop the question."
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"Pretty great, right?"
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"Hey, don't ask me. I can hardly commit to a second date half the time."
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"If you know what I mean! Watch out!"
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"Swish!"
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"I think love is really abstract, you know?"
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"It's like a summer breeze. You can't see it, but you can feel it."
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"Mr. Poet. Look at you, always with your head in the clouds."
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"Gloves make a poor present for a man with no hands."
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"Okay, that's enough."
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"Come on. Are you guys kiddin' me?"
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"The point of love is to get laid,"
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"if you catch my meaning."
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"And I'm talkin' about sexual intercourse. Two points!"
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"Swish!"
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"Do not listen to Mr. Chronically-single-"
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"always-dating-some-new- hot-chick guy!"
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"Being married is great. That's the point of view I represent."
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"Deb and I have been married for eight years,"
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"and it's better now than when we first met."
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"Swish!"
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"Oh, okay, Mr. Has-to-go-home-early-"
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"'cause-he-can't-hang-out- with-the-boys-"
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"'cause-he's-gotta- spend-time-with-his-wife guy."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"You get it now, Mr. Combines-traits- that-each-of-us-represents-"
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"and-all-you-need-to-do- is-put-it-all-together"
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"-and-you'll-be-just-fine guy?"
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"You know what? You guys make a lot of sense. I'm gonna go propose."
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"Swish!"
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"Hey, wait!"
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"Thanks, guys."
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"Hello?"
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"Tiffany?"
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"Hello?"
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"Hello?"
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"Tiffany?"
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"Hello?"
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"Tiffany?"
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"Hello?"
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