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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Blood Drive (S05E05)

"In today's society"
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"of socioeconomic disparity and global terrorism,"
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"being a ripped dude has never been more important."
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"That's why, with DeMamp Camps' muscle perplexation technique,"
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"I guarantee I'll get you ripped."
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"DeMamp Camp! Go!"
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"Go!"
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"Go. Sorry."
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"(DUMBBELL CLANKING)"
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"If you need a modifier"
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"'cause your body's shaped like a bowl of porridge,"
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"check out Ders,"
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"and if you're weak like your great-grandma,"
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"peep Blake."
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"DeMamp Camp! Come on."
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"- Dig in... - Whoa."
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"What are you talking about? I have an awesome body."
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"In the right light,"
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"I have the little things that Usher has."
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"No, your body is awesome, Blake,"
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"but you don't work for it, okay?"
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"So, your muscles look good,"
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"but you actually can't use them"
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"to tow a car with your teeth."
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"Well, my body is the normal shape of an aging mesomorph,"
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"so, you got to change these lines."
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"You have tits,"
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"and I can't change these lines,"
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"and I'm not gonna cut anything out,"
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"because DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two has no cuts."
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"If you don't change the hurtful things"
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"that you just said about us,"
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"I'm off the project."
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"No one's gonna buy DVDs from a nobody"
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"that's out of shape and has a face"
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"that looks like someone took a bunch"
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"of skin-colored Play-Doh and just went..."
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"(IMITATES SQUISHING)"
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"- We're off the project. - We're off the project."
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"You said that. Yeah, you already said that."
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"It doesn't matter."
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"I actually have an awesome face, so, that..."
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"It doesn't even hurt my feelings."
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"...deep and find yourself."
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"Don't worry."
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"We'll make this work, you sweet prince."
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"Bitch, are you talking to yourself?"
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"Yeah, I am, okay?"
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"Could you give us the room?"
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"(SINGING) I'm fresh"
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"You gotta, you gotta you gotta, gotta"
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"Gotta be fresh"
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"I don't care."
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"- Time to give Blake a donut. - Nah. No, thank you."
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"I do not eat that junk anymore."
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"- What do you mean? - Check it out."
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"Look what I made. It's a weed protein bar."
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"- I call it a dro-tein bar. - Dude, looks pretty gross."
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"Yeah, it looks really gross."
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"Is it because you're embarrassed"
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"about how weak you were when you saw yourself"
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"in the video?"
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"- Hmm? - Yeah."
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"What you said really hurt my feelings,"
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"but I don't like to exercise,"
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"so I'm gonna just eat until I'm strong."
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"- Good for you. - Yeah."
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"That's actually not a bad..."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Jillian, get this the F out of the way, please."
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"- Yup. - When have I ever talked behind..."
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"- Just thought it'd be cool. - A pedestal."
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"- I got it. - Yeah."
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"- I don't want... - No, I got it."
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"Okay, the TelAmeriCorp blood drive."
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"Why should you donate? Corporate set up a competition."
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"The branch that donates the most pints of blood"
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"wins a visit from..."
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"Jillian, get the cutout."
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"- Oh, now? - Now."
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"Wins a visit from action hero Dolph Lundgren."
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"(GASPING)"
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"Ivan Drago. Oh, my God."
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"Question. Dude, stop it."
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"Why does Dolph Lundgren want to do some dumb health"
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"blood thing with us?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"Maybe 'cause he's a decent person who wants to contribute to society."
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"That's so Dolph of him."
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"Anyway, we're the last branch to donate."
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"That pig Steve in Tarzana"
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"thinks his 29-pint lead will hold,"
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"but I'd love to man-splain to him that he lost."
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"You guys, I've got a question that I've wanted to ask Dolph"
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"since I was, like, a child,"
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"and the answer could change everything."
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"Shut up, 'cause I'm freaking realizing"
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"a great idea."
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"He could be the costar to my main star"
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"for DeMamp Camp: Volume Two, right?"
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"You're making another DeMamp Camp?"
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"That copy of Volume One you gave me"
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"changed my life."
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"Bikini season can't come soon enough."
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"Okay, first off, ew, and second of all,"
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"we can hear you, so shut up."
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"All right, now, there are 32 employees in this office"
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"and we need 30 pints to win,"
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"so we got this thing in the bag."
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"- Yeah, whoo! - Yeah."
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"Unless some of you are scared of needles."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"- ANDERS: What? Is that real? - I mean..."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Excuse me,"
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"but scared-ness of needles is no laughing matter."
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"I personally am not afraid of needles,"
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"but I did see someone murdered with a needle"
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"in the movie Gremlins."
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"Needle-phobes have rights too, so..."
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