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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Blood Drive (S05E05)

"Thank you. That's my time."
Workaholics (2011)
"Great, and nobody cares, all right?"
Workaholics (2011)
"All right, so let's break."
Workaholics (2011)
"- Let's give that blood. - Whoo!"
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"- Let's tear it up. - Take it all."
Workaholics (2011)
"- Whoo! - Whoo!"
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"- What's up? - Hey."
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"I just want to say thank you."
Workaholics (2011)
"It's good to have one of us speaking up."
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"Not afraid of needles."
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"Not one of whatever you guys are."
Workaholics (2011)
"It is okay to fear the needle,"
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"but please do not fear your..."
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"I'm not one of you."
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"I support you and what you're doing, but..."
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"Stop touching me. Don't ever do that."
Workaholics (2011)
"- And just listen. - Hey."
Workaholics (2011)
"You guys aren't gonna puss out on me, are you?"
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"Okay, I'm only saying that"
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"'cause you're hiding in this room,"
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"and I am very intuitive, like a mother."
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"I'm gonna go give blood right now."
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"Alice Murphy..."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"I'm gonna go give blood. Okay."
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"Hey, Karl, I need your help."
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"Dolph Lundgren, man, I've seen all of his movies."
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"He's, like, so cool."
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"Do you know if, like, Dolph is gonna..."
Workaholics (2011)
"Carmen. It's me, Mr. Henderson."
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"I used to bring you empty cans outside the liquor store."
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"Hey, how long have you been un-homeless for?"
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"Oh, my God, you must be really light-headed."
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"You used to have the best singing voice."
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"- So beautiful. - That's not me."
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"Eat your cookies, okay?"
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"Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Hold your horsies."
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"How many people we got signed up so far?"
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"Uh, 25, so you'll win second place."
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"Okay, well, we don't get second place around here."
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"So how about we go ahead"
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"and strap on a few more baggy sacks for daddy?"
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"I can handle, like, five more probably."
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"Mmm-hmm. One pint per each."
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"Okay, guess what?"
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"Your pass to DeMamp Camp..."
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"And that's me ripping it up."
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"I'm taking cookies. I'm taking three."
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"- I'm taking three. - Jazzy."
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"I'm gonna take this batch out to the blood bank."
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"- Can you handle this in here? - Mmm-hmm, yeah."
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"Is this his blood, right there?"
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"Okay, you want anything from the Pizza Hut in Target?"
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"You know me, girl. You always know me."
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"- Blue ICEE. - Oh."
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"- Yeah, I didn't... - All right, all right."
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"- Excuse me. - Yeah?"
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"What are you doing with my blood? Why isn't it with all the rest?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"- Where's this blood going? - Just eat your cookies, and move along."
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"Got a bad feeling about this gosh-forsaken blood drive."
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"For instance, why won't they even tell us"
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"where the blood is going?"
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"Oh, it's for patients at hospitals."
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"- Yes, yeah. - Right?"
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"Yes, but why is Dolph involved, hmm?"
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"Does this internet have computer capabilities?"
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"Okay. I need you to pull up his IMDb page, and I need that yesterday."
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"(DRAMATIC MUSIC)"
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"Well, it says here he's MIT smart,"
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"chemical engineer, a karate master."
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"Why is he making action movies with these idiots?"
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"- He's perfect. - Yeah, it doesn't make sense."
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"He's got the brains to be, like, a chemical-genetic engineering dude,"
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"but he didn't have the resources."
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"So he went and became famous, and now he has access to the blood."
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"The blood."
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"He's got access to any of my... Holy cow!"
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"Look at his balls in those Dockers."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"I could click and zoom all day."
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"- (PHONE RINGS) - Damn it. TelAmeriCorp."
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"(TIRES SCREECH)"
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"Hey, Sir Edna, I got your blood."
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"Okay. Whose blood is it?"
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"No, don't tell me."
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"I understand sometimes people just need"
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"to slip through the cracks, just disappear."
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"What? No, it's gonna be my blood."
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"- Come on. - What?"
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"Take this blade."
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"No. No, no, no, wait."
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"I'm gonna take the tube,"
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"I'm gonna put it right next to my wrist and you're gonna cut me."
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"No, Karl, I... I'm hemophobic."
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"Oh, my God, Ders. It's 2015."
Workaholics (2011)
"Gay dudes exist. Get over it."
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"- Cut me! - Okay, all right."
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"Dolph Lundgren. Dolph Lundgren."
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"- Dolph Lundgren. - Hit me, baby."
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"Dolph Lundgren!"
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"- Uh, try it again. - Dolph Lundgren."
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"Okay, just... You know what?"
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"- Okay, go down the river. - Dolph Lundgren."
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"- Dolph Lundgren. - Go down one more time."
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"- I don't know. - Let me see the blade."
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"Yeah."
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"- (SHOUTS) - (SCREAMS)"
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"- Shit! - Dolph Lundgren!"
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"- Dolph Lundgren! - Okay."
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"- Dolph Lundgren! - Oh, oh!"
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"- What are you... - We got it."
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"Why'd you lick it, man?"
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"I thought it was like a ballpoint pen, man, but it's working."
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"- It's working. - Okay."
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"(QUIVERS)"
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"(CHUCKLES UNEASILY)"
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"Stop."
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"Waymond, give me your glasses."
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