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Clips from Lazor Wulf (2019) - If That Was Tomorrow. This Is Today. (S02E02)

"♪ la, la, la ♪"
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"♪ da da da da ♪"
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"♪ da da da da da da ♪"
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"♪ heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪"
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"How the hell did y'all rack up a $700 bill?"
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"You do realize that esther's isn't, like, that good."
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"[ all gasp ]"
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"I apologize in advance for losing my temper."
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"What?"
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"You trippin', blazor."
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"Esther's is the best-ther's."
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"Mm. I should've workshopped that line more."
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"I stand by what I said."
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"Esther? What are you doing here?"
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"I heard somebody talking shit."
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"It was blazor."
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"Boy, don't nobody like a snitch."
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"And, you, people eat here"
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"Because I slaughtered all my competition"
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"And established my brand."
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"Esther's -- your only option."
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"Exactly."
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"So watch how you speak on my brand."
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"'cause I'll [bshh] kill ya."
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"Understand?"
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"Understood. Speaking of brands,"
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"Picking up the check for spinnas ain't mine."
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"No worries. I got this."
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"King yeti pulls out a giant novelty check."
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"Where'd you get all that money?"
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"Frasier crane is extremely buns, good sir."
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"Period. [ cheers and applause ]"
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"But it's my spin. This is some bullsh--"
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"I am officially involved"
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"In whatever you decide to do with that money."
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"'cause my brand is "follow the money.""
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"Well, I was gonna buy a coffee with the rest,"
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"But all this branding talk has got me thinking."
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"[ bell dings ]"
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"Welcome to bidi-bidi bike-bike."
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"This is a brilliant idea."
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"I got to be your business partner."
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"Sure, as long as you handle the money"
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"And all the [bshh] that feels like actual work."
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"Ye-e-e-e-s."
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"Yeti, where are the bikes you plan on selling?"
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"Oh, there's only one bike worth selling."
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"So a bike shop that only sells your one bike."
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"Right."
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"Oh, I love me a gimmick."
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"We'll auction it and sell it to the highest bidder."
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"I just came up with that."
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"Ideas like that be why I pay you to pay yourself, brother."
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"Okay, y'all clearly have no intention"
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"Of acting reasonable today, so I'm gonna sit this one out."
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"See you next week."
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"Man: Stand by."
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"King yeti, your bike is your thing."
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"Yeah, but what is a "thing,""
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"Other than a way to burden yourself with expectations,"
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"Blinding us to the truths and freedoms of the world?"
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"I'mma just assume that was deep."
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"It isn't. But I also spent all my money"
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"On this rightchea for the grand opening."
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"So I'm gonna have to see this one through."
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"My brand is a wolf with a laser on his back"
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"Who helps the homies."
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"So I just can't stand by and let you sell your bike."
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"Yeah, that's nice."
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"Could you grab me a coffee on the way back?"
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"Decaf, right?"
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"Now, where does money come from?"
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"So, why do you want a job in the clurb?"
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"To be real with you, patricia,"
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"I'm just looking to get hired then fired"
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"And get that unemployment check"
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"So I can buy my friend's bike and give it back to him."
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"How adorable."
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"Now, go grab a mop, and clean the floors."
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"[ sighs ]"
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"Done. Time for my first break."
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"God: Wallace, what is this minty drink?"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"He's here? Hm, nice."
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"I'm about to get fired in record time."
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"That's a mojito, man."
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"Well, this shit is refreshing."
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"Can we go already?"
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"V.I.P. Isn't v.I. When you're the only "p" in it."
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"Hell no."
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"I love it."
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"I feel at peace here."
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"Ooh."
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"Now I really feel clurb-ready."
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"You look goddamn embarrassing."
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"Lazor wulf: Yo, dum-dum. Here are your drinks."
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"That'll be $388."
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"[ laughs ]"
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"Normally, I'd be [bshh] pissed at you ruining my peace,"
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"But seeing you work is bringing me pleasure."
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"Now, clean that up."
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"[ laughs ]"
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"Man, the clurb might be hell for us,"
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"But for him, it's heaven."
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"This ain't on brand."
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"You goddamn right it ain't,"
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"You malfunctioning piss whistle."
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"I've got to accelerate this process."
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"Hey, you know you [bshh] so hard"
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"When you made elbows, right?"
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"[ laughs ]"
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"It's true."
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"Try as much as you want --"
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"You ain't never getting fired from the clurb."
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"Never."
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"Patricia, give this wolf a promotion."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Things have taken a truly bad turn."
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"Stupid horse: Hey, hey, hey."
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"Lazor wulf."
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"Look who figured out that two o'clock"
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