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Clips from Lazor Wulf (2019) - If That Was Tomorrow. This Is Today. (S02E02)

"On a Tuesday is the only time to hit the ♪ clu-urb. ♪"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Jamantha cartwright here at the grand opening"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Of bidi-bidi bi-- yo, could you shut up right quick, though?"
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"You know what?"
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"[bshh] this."
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"And now for the moment we --"
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"Uh, I mean, I have been waiting for."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Congratulations. You got red."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Nice. What'd I win?"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"What you mean? Isn't red enough?"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Okay, fine. You win a selfie."
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"[ camera shutter clicks ]"
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"King yeti, we got a problem."
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"Look around."
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"We got customers. -[ coughs ]"
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"We got cash registers. [ cash register dings ]"
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"We even have a jermajesty jackson endorsement."
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"I do not endorse this. [ coughs ]"
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"[bshh] is perfecto, my dude."
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"Relax."
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"We only got $36 of actual monies."
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"Hm."
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"That can't be good."
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"What would esther do?"
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"Hmm. Hmm."
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"Oh, I killed all my competition, baby."
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"I wrapped my hands around their necks and I squoze"
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"Until I saw the life drain from they necks."
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"Their bodies. Wrong line."
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"Sorry."
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"I know what I must does."
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"Good. Could you grab me a coffee on the way back?"
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"Regular, right?"
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"You don't sell bikes here anymore."
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"Well, we don't sell bikes. We --"
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"Exactly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y."
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"♪♪"
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"You know, I'm actually thinking we might just stay here."
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"Uh, that would be a tough adjustment."
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"They ain't got no tv here,"
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"Plus I'm falling all behind on "buffy.""
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"Shut up, wallace. Where's lazor wulf?"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"I'm up here working."
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"♪♪"
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"Boy, you just got yourself a promotion."
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"-Damn. -Hey, lazor wulf."
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"Check out my dutty wine."
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"I need to get fired now."
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"[ laughs ]"
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"I already told you, dum-dum."
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"[ laughs ]"
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"[ laughs ]"
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"You ain't never, ever, never, never leaving the clurb."
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"You are now the manager of the clurb."
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"[ sighs ] figured as much."
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"God: [ laughs ] right on brand."
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"Aw, what's wrong, homey?"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"A frown in the clurb is like a fart in the wind."
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"Misplaced."
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"I can't get fired, and king yeti's gonna lose his bike."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Cool, cool, cool."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"So, you want to dance now?"
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"Stupid horse, you're talented at being annoying."
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"What's your brand?"
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"I have no idea."
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"♪ but I do what I do to bri-- ♪"
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"[ sighs ]"
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"[ panting ]"
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"All bike and bike-related business in town,"
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"Including the children's library,"
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"'cause [bshh] books, are gone."
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"Also, here's your coffee."
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"My dude."
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"[ slurps ]"
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"So, you think folks definitely gonna bid now?"
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"Patience."
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"Now, who's in the market for a new bike?"
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"[ indistinct talking ]"
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"I detect a bit of smokiness with hints of cherry and lavender."
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"What do you think, wallace?"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"I don't care."
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"Hey, vips. Y'all in the mood for"
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"♪ some dirty horsey dancing? ♪"
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"♪ dirty horsey ♪"
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"Aah! -[ groans ]"
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"Unh-unh. Who the [bshh] let this dumb,"
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"Janky-ass jackass into the clurb?"
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"Me. I-it was me."
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"I did it. -Patricia!"
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"Sorry, lazor, but he's my biggest investor."
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"Bless you, patricia. Bless you."
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"Lazor wulf, take me with you."
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"Sit down, wallace."
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"We live here now."
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"Before we proceed with the bidding, king yeti"
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"Would like to grace us with a poem."
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"The bike is my thing."
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"It is not my only thing."
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"Spinny wheels are tight."
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"The end."
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"Alright, let's take someone's money."
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"The lucky person going home with king yeti's"
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"Bike today is -- -hold up."
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"I've got the money and your coffee."
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"Ah. Just in time."
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"I'm almost done with this cup."
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"Homey, this is $37."
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"The current bid is $25,000."
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"$25,000?"
Lazor Wulf (2019)
"Oh, shit. You should take that, yeti."
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"$25,000 going once, twice."
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"King yeti: Ho-ho-ho-hold up. Hold up."
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"I am no longer selling my bike."
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"-What? -What the heck, yeti?"
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"Seeing all this commotion over my bike is an honor,"
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"But my real goal was to prove"
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"That I could sell this bike if I wanted to."
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"And I did, so mission accomplished."
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"What the [bshh] is you saying?"
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"That the power is not in the brand."
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