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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Mr. Deadly Goes to Town (S10E10)

"- Aww, cheer up, dude."
Archer
"I bet you'll explode before you know it."
Archer
"- Lana, you have snatched me from my destiny."
Archer
"- Yeah, she is a huge buzzkill."
Archer
"- Look, I'm very partially sorry about that."
Archer
"But we're gonna figure out what to do."
Archer
"Can you stay here for just a few minutes?"
Archer
"- Oh, great."
Archer
"I've waited thousands of years"
Archer
"so what's a few minutes?"
Archer
"- That's a yes, right? - Yes."
Archer
"- So...what do we do?"
Archer
"- Oh! Oh, not this."
Archer
"Just thought of another name for Spaghetti Vacation."
Archer
"- If you tell it to me, Pam, I will literally kill you."
Archer
"Call it a one-way vacation to the void."
Archer
"- Wait, that's something. - Killing Pam?"
Archer
"I was joking, but if you've got a good reason I would--"
Archer
"- No, these depotsall have a cargo railgun."
Archer
"They're insanely powerful. - So?"
Archer
"- So we put him in it,"
Archer
"aim it up out of the galactic plane,"
Archer
"and radio the order when he's at a safe distance."
Archer
"- We'd have to get there without those goons"
Archer
"intercepting us."
Archer
"- Seems tough. They're very cool."
Archer
"- They're not that cool."
Archer
"- Okay, let's ask him."
Archer
"[crashing] Cheryl: Ha!"
Archer
"Teach you to lock me in a room."
Archer
"Because I locked youin a room! Ha-ha!"
Archer
"Are you guys getting that?"
Archer
"I can't see if the ironyis landing."
Archer
"- Why not open the door and check?"
Archer
"Cheryl: I can't, I smashed it."
Archer
"Okay, bye."
Archer
"- Okay, bye. We're gonna die."
Archer
"- If we are, there's something I need you guys to know."
Archer
""Ravioliday"!"
Archer
"Worth it."
Archer
"- [sighs] I am ready."
Archer
"- Take me!"
Archer
"- You may have some unhealthy associations"
Archer
"with sex and death."
Archer
"- Duh-hoi."
Archer
"Uh-huh."
Archer
"So you know you don'thave any junk, right?"
Archer
"- Well, if you give me a momentI'm sure I can grow one."
Archer
"- Why don't you make it two."
Archer
"- That was--"
Archer
"My God!"
Archer
"- Ugh!It's gonna be one of those."
Archer
"- How can sensations that majestic and world shattering"
Archer
"be contained in such strange dangly skin-bags?"
Archer
"- Did the world shatter for youin the first ten seconds,"
Archer
"the second ten seconds, or huh,no other options!"
Archer
"- Both! Benefit of two, I suppose."
Archer
"But, oddly, I find a limpid rush of passion in myself,"
Archer
"and I must tell you-- sorry, what was your name?"
Archer
"- [clears throat]There's some debate on that."
Archer
"- Well, whatever it is, I love you."
Archer
"- Yes, well...nap."
Archer
"- Can you at least tell me to detonate?"
Archer
"- God, can you stopyour dumb mouth"
Archer
"from talkingso I can sleep!"
Archer
"- Okay."
Archer
"Well, I'm gonna destroy you all now."
Archer
"- As long as it's quiet!Rude!"
Archer
"- What did you just do?"
Archer
"- I don't know. I wasn't listening either."
Archer
"- Unfortunately, we were,"
Archer
"and there are some thingsyou can't unhear."
Archer
"- Yeah, like why was it so squelchy?"
Archer
"- Well... - Nope!"
Archer
"Where did he go?"
Archer
"- Who?"
Archer
"- Let's see. let's wind the footage back"
Archer
"to the moment they left the cantina--"
Archer
"- Pff. Cantina?"
Archer
"Barely a saloon."
Archer
"- Or that."
Archer
"- Last one to grab himbuys tacos?"
Archer
"Ugh!Set me up the whole way."
Archer
"Ugh...Respect."
Archer
"- [gasps]"
Archer
"- [snoring]"
Archer
"[wheezing] - We got to go!"
Archer
"- Give me a minute!"
Archer
"I think I was just dead a little!"
Archer
"- ♪ Sometimes you just need a gun ♪"
Archer
"Damn that's catchy."
Archer
"- Cheryl got out! And ruined everything."
Archer
"That second part probably goes without saying."
Archer
"- How can you be so incompetent?"
Archer
"- Well, seeing as how you let a glue-sniffing"
Archer
"human death wish escape a closed vessel,"
Archer
"maybe we're even!"
Archer
"- Even? Who paid for your first "massage""
Archer
"when you ran out of cash?"
Archer
"- Not to get in the middle of your Freudian nightmare,"
Archer
"but just get Krieger ready with his weapons,"
Archer
"and meet us outside the ship!"
Archer
"- Way ahead of you."
Archer
"- Are you?"
Archer
"- Hate to be a pest but could you say,"
Archer
""Please Detonate?""
Archer
"- Uh, no thank you. - Ah-ha!"
Archer
"- Fantastic. And now this is happening."
Archer
"- Let's go!"
Archer
"[exploding] - Ow."
Archer
"- Nice shooting, Tex, but if you kill him,"
Archer
"nobody gets tacos."
Archer
"[gun cocking] Oh, hi guys."
Archer
"- Oh, hi. They're from the ship."
Archer
"- Yep.We are here to stop you."
Archer
"- Is that a kimono?"
Archer
"- These are experimental prototypes."
Archer
"- I call gun! Big gun, here."
Archer
"- That leaves Pam the temporary--"
Archer
"- Don't need it, dick-nuts."
Archer
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