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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Mr. Deadly Goes to Town (S10E10)

"My body is a weapon. - Speaking of which."
Archer
"- The temporary singularity grenade?"
Archer
"- Why would you make that?"
Archer
"Why not just give usan ancient horn that summons"
Archer
"Cthulhu's older,shittier step-brother?"
Archer
"- Well, it imprinted on younow, so no one else can use it."
Archer
"- Seems likea needless precaution."
Archer
"So where do you think they are? [lasers zapping]"
Archer
"- I find it's good practiceto follow the sound of gunfire."
Archer
"- That hadn't happened yet!"
Archer
"- Oh, suppressing fire!"
Archer
"Ah, ah, ah!"
Archer
"- Yelling "suppressing fire" kind of defeats the point."
Archer
"We're supposed to think you're aiming at us."
Archer
"- You know what, actually,I'm saying it to my teammates,"
Archer
"so they know."
Archer
"- [yowls]"
Archer
"- Ah-ah-ah!"
Archer
"- Admit you underestimated me."
Archer
"- Get off my head, you bitch!"
Archer
"- They're actually doing okay."
Archer
"I might have a tiny bitmore respect for them."
Archer
"Don't ever tell them I said that."
Archer
"- There is so muchso deeply wrong with you."
Archer
"- [chuckles] And you married me."
Archer
"Doesn't reflect great on you."
Archer
"- Aww, can I keep him?"
Archer
"- How long before they notice--"
Archer
""We're-we're gone," is what I was gonna say."
Archer
"[groans]"
Archer
"- So what's all this then?"
Archer
"- Cargo railgun,we shoot you,"
Archer
"transmit signal, boom."
Archer
"- Oh, finally. - Wait, where's Pam?"
Archer
"[dramatic music]"
Archer
"- The invisible fist."
Archer
"That could be my code name."
Archer
"So what do you say,I'm your scrappy apprentice,"
Archer
"and you're mygruff-but-loveable--"
Archer
"Ahhh! Ow!"
Archer
"- I'll think about it. [cackles]"
Archer
"- [groaning] Oh, that is good pouchwork."
Archer
"♪"
Archer
"- Get in there. We'll send the "please det--""
Archer
"- Archer, come on."
Archer
"- Whoops, that would have been hilarious."
Archer
"We'll send you the message"
Archer
"once you're out of the galactic plane."
Archer
"- Ahh! Jesus, Archer."
Archer
"You ever look before you shoot?"
Archer
"- Sometimes."
Archer
"- [yowls]"
Archer
"- Don't hit Mr. Deadly!"
Archer
"- Yeah, aiming at you guys."
Archer
"- Thanks for beingso conscientious."
Archer
"- [yelling]"
Archer
"- [slow-motion groaning]"
Archer
"[dramatic music]"
Archer
"♪"
Archer
"- [slow-motion yelling]"
Archer
"♪"
Archer
"- You saved me."
Archer
"You overcame your simple biological impulse to live."
Archer
"- Just tryingto do what's right."
Archer
"[roars]"
Archer
"- Jesus Christ, lady!"
Archer
"- Don't call me lady!"
Archer
"- Well, have a nice death."
Archer
"- Just give me the receiver so you can transmit the order."
Archer
"- The what? - It's a cargo container."
Archer
"Do you want me to bring along string and a can?"
Archer
"- Goddamn it."
Archer
"Oh, so now you'rea gesture expert."
Archer
"- [yelling]"
Archer
"- Whoa, smells like stir-Friday in here."
Archer
"- Why did you do that?"
Archer
"I need to feel their blood on my--ah."
Archer
"Ohh, this is the best I've ever felt."
Archer
"- Yeah, you're probably gonnawant to check into rehab."
Archer
"Like immediately.You forgot this."
Archer
"I came as quick as I could.You know, after they died."
Archer
"- You are a paragon of bravery."
Archer
"All right, let's shoot you into space."
Archer
"- One moment. - Oh, come on!"
Archer
"- Lana's act of selflessness inspired me."
Archer
"She was willing to give her life for others,"
Archer
"and that gives me the courage to change."
Archer
"I choose life."
Archer
"- I guess this means no tacos."
Archer
"- [scoffs] Is that supposedto be a joke?"
Archer
"- I didn't mean to make it weird. [pained grunt]"
Archer
"- How's this for weird?"
Archer
"Please detonate."
Archer
"- No! - Don't detonate!"
Archer
"[tense music]"
Archer
"- I think my change of heart may have diffused me."
Archer
"Only now do I see that"
Archer
"when one's purpose is evil, achieving that--"
Archer
"[eerie howling]"
Archer
"[all scream]"
Archer
"- Archer, you've gotto use this."
Archer
"- I don't want to be eternal spaghetti, Lana."
Archer
"- For once, think of anyoneother than yourself."
Archer
"- Aghh! Fine!"
Archer
"[beeping]"
Archer
"[intense whooshing]"
Archer
"♪"
Archer
"[all yelling]"
Archer
"[relieved sighs]"
Archer
"- I'm alive! Archer: We're alive!"
Archer
"Ray: Close one, right guys?"
Archer
"- Yeah, great."
Archer
"I think I twisted my ankle. Thanks, Lana."
Archer
"- So where exactly did they go?"
Archer
"- It's semi-random,"
Archer
"but I could try to back-calculate it--"
Archer
"- I'd kind of preferto not know"
Archer
"if we wiped outseveral thriving"
Archer
"and culturally complexcivilizations."
Archer
"- Yeah, I mean, me too. - All right."
Archer
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