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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Mr. Deadly Goes to Town (S10E10)

"that sucks everything into it, then teleports itself"
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"to a random location in the galaxy?"
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"- All of the words that you said"
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"in the order that you said them."
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"- And we're out."
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"- If I may step in..."
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"These are onlythe appetizers."
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"I do in fact have accessto a weapon of great power."
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"- What, a fart cannon? - Actually, I have one--"
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"- No, something else. A doomsday device."
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"- The butterfly."
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"A remarkable illustration"
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"of the capacity of living things..."
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"to change. - Cool."
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"Hey, is that something you think you might be able to--"
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"What's going on, bud?"
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"- Oh, I'm conversingwith the butterfly"
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"via pheromones."
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"I just asked it to say,"Please detonate.""
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"- I thought you weren't gonna try to explode!"
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"- That's not...anything I said."
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"Anyway, it was a hard pass."
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"Much more foul-mouthedthan I expected."
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"Same to you,you bastard!"
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"- Well, I guess we're safe."
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"Until he finds a fruit flywith a death wish."
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"- So...would you be interested?"
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"- Or, you can shoot plasmabolts at semi-random intervals."
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"Ka-kow!"
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"Ka-ka-kow!"
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"- I'll take doomsday."
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"- Ka-kow!"
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"- What do you mean, "No?""
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"- The accepted oppositeof, "Yes"?"
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"- So we're not sellingMr. Deadly now?"
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"Won't those spies be angry?"
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"- And more importantly,"
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"how does this affect our mix tape?"
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"- Selling him would solve all our problems."
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"He gets taken somewhere else and gets to explode."
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"We live."
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"- Except for the billionsof life forms he kills."
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"- Well, obviously, but they're kind of"
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"a sunk cost at this point."
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"- That is not what that means."
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"- Oh, um...arbitrage?"
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"- We can't be held responsible"
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"for the actions of the people we sell weapons to!"
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"- Why not? - Because we'd have"
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"to stop doing it!"
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"- Look, I think Mr. Deadly"
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"is makingsome real progress."
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"- The ice cream was good,"
Archer
"and that was a very pretty bug, if rude,"
Archer
"but fulfilling the purpose of my existence"
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"sounds a smidge better."
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"- But there must be something in the universe you wanna do."
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"- I've heard good things about whisky."
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"- Great job, Lana."
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"Now let's go get this bomb drunk."
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"Cheryl: Lightweights."
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"That was only likea half a bottle..."
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"of Quaaludes..."
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"that I dissolvedin their absinthe."
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"Hmm..."
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"They may die."
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"Oh! Mr. Deadly!"
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"That's what I was doing."
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"- I say, that tastes like an old boot on fire"
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"that I like in my mouth!"
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"- I know it's your first time,but you don't have to try"
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"literally every whiskythey have."
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"- Um, could you say, "Please detonate"?"
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"- Say nothing.Walk away."
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"- Almost got you. [chuckles]"
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"I'll have these six."
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"- Not 100% surethis is working."
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"Let's just go findthose spies and pawn him off."
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"- One, that's evil."
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"Two, we don't even know what they look like."
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"- Well, see that cat dudeand pouch master general?"
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"They look exactly like that."
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"- Doesn't look like they're here to haggle."
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"Time to go. - And we're shuffling,"
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"and they're working together, and they're cutting us off,"
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"and they're here. - Nice work, Tav."
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"- What's up with all the fist bumping?"
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"This is not a weapon!"
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"It is a living being who does not want--"
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"- Who's taking me?You?"
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"You?Ah, we'll figure it out."
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"Thanks, Lana. It's been...a delay?"
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"But I'd like to explode now."
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"- Well, all that's left is for you to pay us"
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"and we'll leave this portion of the galaxy--"
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"- Oh-ho-ho. You're not going anywhere."
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"I have a thing about loose ends."
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"- Is that why you have so many straps?"
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"Seriously, are you on your way to tie down a blimp?"
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"- Hey! Time to leave."
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"We tend to frown on"
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"threatening waiters with knives."
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"- Sir, we're handling this."
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"- Oh, is that right, Tycho Brahe?"
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"- Astronomy burn!"
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"Come on, did the groundwork for Copernicus."
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"Had a metal nose. Tycho Brahe."
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"- Ooh, long way to go for that one."
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"[struggling] [thumping]"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"- Hey, assholes. If he dies, he explodes!"
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"- Well, you should have led with that!"
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"- Oh, we're so sorry!"
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"- God damn it."
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"I think they usedyour stick thing!"
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"- It's called a quarterstaff."
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"- Fine, they usedyour quarterstaff."
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"You have a gun!"
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"♪"
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"- We can lay low herefor a while."
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