Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Abbott Elementary - Desking (S01E01)

"No, we don't."
Abbott Elementary
"Tell me who started this viral sensation,"
Abbott Elementary
"or I swear to God..."
Abbott Elementary
"- Boy, if you test me. - Okay, Ava, let's go outside."
Abbott Elementary
"- Don't you play with me, boy. - Now, Ava."
Abbott Elementary
"Can't believe neither of them talked."
Abbott Elementary
"I'm actually sort of proud."
Abbott Elementary
"All right, let 'em out."
Abbott Elementary
"All right, let's go."
Abbott Elementary
"We're gonna figure this out, you guys."
Abbott Elementary
"Yeah. Somebody's gonna slip up."
Abbott Elementary
"It's out of your control, oldhead."
Abbott Elementary
"Abbott's gonna be number one in this challenge."
Abbott Elementary
"Wait. You're trying to be number one in all of Philly?"
Abbott Elementary
"- In all of the United States. - Of America."
Abbott Elementary
"It's bigger than you can imagine."
Abbott Elementary
"Bigger than me. Bigger than you."
Abbott Elementary
"You'll never stop this."
Abbott Elementary
"- Okay. Get back to class. - Yeah."
Abbott Elementary
"No problem."
Abbott Elementary
"(whispering) That's where the desks are."
Abbott Elementary
"Okay, since none of the kids are talking,"
Abbott Elementary
"we gotta catch one of them in the act."
Abbott Elementary
"Then we flip that kid, follow it up to the top."
Abbott Elementary
"Who wants to go fishing?"
Abbott Elementary
"Okay."
Abbott Elementary
"Well, nobody is jumping up on my desks,"
Abbott Elementary
"so this is feeling like y'all's problem."
Abbott Elementary
"I could do a 21 Jump Street kind of thing."
Abbott Elementary
"If I put on the right hat, I could pull off 13."
Abbott Elementary
"I don't think so. (chuckles)"
Abbott Elementary
"How about we get you some platform shoes"
Abbott Elementary
"- and you can pull off 12. - Okay."
Abbott Elementary
"I can catch one of 'em."
Abbott Elementary
"Haven't done this kind of fishing in a minute."
Abbott Elementary
"Let's go."
Abbott Elementary
"I didn't volunteer."
Abbott Elementary
"A stakeout needs two people. Think, boy."
Abbott Elementary
"Who's gonna watch all the crime stuff"
Abbott Elementary
"while the other one eats a hoagie?"
Abbott Elementary
"- I... - (door opens)"
Abbott Elementary
"We're going about this all wrong."
Abbott Elementary
"You know, you don't build a dam"
Abbott Elementary
"in the middle of a rushing river."
Abbott Elementary
"You build it before the water comes."
Abbott Elementary
"That is so wise."
Abbott Elementary
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Abbott Elementary
"If we talk to the younger kids about the dangers of desking"
Abbott Elementary
"and how it actually isn't cool beans,"
Abbott Elementary
"then we stop the desking before the flood."
Abbott Elementary
"And I think they'll listen to us,"
Abbott Elementary
"because they don't look at us as teachers and students."
Abbott Elementary
"We've built bonds this year that are deeper than that."
Abbott Elementary
"- Oh, please. - That's not gonna work."
Abbott Elementary
"- I think that's a great idea. - Not in a million years. Okay,"
Abbott Elementary
"- we get a kid to rat, okay? - BARBARA: Uh-huh."
Abbott Elementary
"I FaceTimed my own iPad from my phone"
Abbott Elementary
"and left my phone in Janine's room"
Abbott Elementary
"- so we could survey the scene. - Ah."
Abbott Elementary
"This ain't my first rodeo, hombre."
Abbott Elementary
"(chuckles) I've staken out before."
Abbott Elementary
"You stake out other classrooms?"
Abbott Elementary
"No, you creep."
Abbott Elementary
"I did private investigator work back in the day."
Abbott Elementary
"You were a private investigator before a custodian?"
Abbott Elementary
"No, before I worked at the rodeo."
Abbott Elementary
"Oh. Sorry."
Abbott Elementary
"I just -- I thought that, you know..."
Abbott Elementary
"What, that I've been a custodian my whole life?"
Abbott Elementary
"No, man."
Abbott Elementary
"I worked as a pipe fitter,"
Abbott Elementary
"a minor league baseball bunting coach,"
Abbott Elementary
"a tastefully nude model, sold RVs for summer."
Abbott Elementary
"Might find a new path after this."
Abbott Elementary
"Wait, you never dreamed of just doing one thing?"
Abbott Elementary
"Sure, I have."
Abbott Elementary
"But a dream can be a distraction"
Abbott Elementary
"just as easy as it can be a goal."
Abbott Elementary
"We got movement!"
Abbott Elementary
"Show yourself, coward!"
Abbott Elementary
"Aw, man, it's just Janine and Jacob."
Abbott Elementary
"Let's go."
Abbott Elementary
"No one's gonna go desking with teachers in the room."
Abbott Elementary
"JANINE: All right!"
Abbott Elementary
"Interesting."
Abbott Elementary
"So, we have gathered you here today, dearly B-students..."
Abbott Elementary
"(chuckles) Get it?"
Abbott Elementary
"Okay. Keep going. We knew it was 50/50."
Abbott Elementary
"Yeah. We are here today to talk about desking."
Abbott Elementary
"What's desking?"
Abbott Elementary
"Ah, good question."
Abbott Elementary
"Desking is getting from one side of the classroom to the other"
Abbott Elementary
"by hopping on the tops of desks."
Abbott Elementary
"I never heard of it."
Abbott Elementary
"I wanna do it!"
Abbott Elementary
"Is she messing with you,"
Abbott Elementary
"or are we just teaching more kids what it is?"
Abbott Elementary
"No, no, no, no."
Abbott Elementary
"Look, is desking cool beans?"
Abbott Elementary
"Sure, it is. Right?"
Abbott Elementary
"But me and my dawg here..."
Abbott Elementary
"(barks)"
Abbott Elementary
"...are not here to lie to you"
Abbott Elementary
"and pretend that desking isn't cool."
Abbott Elementary
"But guess what's maybe even more cool?"
Abbott Elementary
"Huh?"
Abbott Elementary
"(cheers and applause)"
Abbott Elementary
"Okay! Are you hearing this?"
Abbott Elementary
"- Teamwork! - Teamwork!"
Abbott Elementary
"(cheers and applause)"
Abbott Elementary
"- It went great! - It really did."
Abbott Elementary
"I mean, I'm surprised,"
Abbott Elementary
"- but also not surprised. - (cellphone rings)"
Abbott Elementary
"- The kids were so invested -- - Hello."
Abbott Elementary
"Hey, I'm sending you a video that you need to watch."
Abbott Elementary
"Wait, wait. Why are you FaceTiming me? I'm at work."
Abbott Elementary
"'Cause I want to be referenced in the story"
Abbott Elementary
"when you tell it later."
Abbott Elementary
"- - - Love you, bye! - Uh..."
Abbott Elementary
"Oh, my God. Zach has been so great during all of this."
Abbott Elementary
Show more clips