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Clips from The Office - The Surplus (S05E05)

"Just like you."
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"What?"
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"Now, I have to take care of a legal issue."
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"Let me just say you've been promising me this chair"
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"You are a smart guy. I know you'll do the right thing."
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"I am going to get up and I'm going to be out in the common area"
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"but you need to decide, otherwise I'm taking the bonus. All right?"
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"It is a classic management tactic. You have two sides,"
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"what you do is you put them in a room and you just..."
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"Hey. Hey!"
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"Hey, we're going with the chairs."
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"What?"
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"I just figured I'd rather have new chairs than nothing at all."
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"What have we learned this week?"
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"Well, one, thanks to me,"
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"my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions"
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"Number two, never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you"
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"And three, you should know"
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"that some people think it's cool"
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"to throw buckets of fake blood on you"
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"as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory."
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"Yeah, I guess, since I won."
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"You did win. You did win."
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"Anyway, I'm going to need three copies of each of these,"
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"All right, well, this is the overall budget for this fiscal year"
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"You can see clearly on this page that we have a surplus"
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"or it will be deducted from next year's budget."
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"Your mommy and daddy gave you $10"
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"So you can give that dollar back to Mommy and Daddy."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Christmas has come early this year."
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"an extra $4,300 in the budget."
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"if we have to put our fine paper in this wretched machine?"
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"Exactly. That should tell you how terrible the chairs are."
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"Okay. Okay. Good suggestions."
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"All good suggestions. Let's just decide and agree upon one."
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"All right. So teams forming."
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"Michael. I've talked to Meredith... Yes."
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"...Stanley and Jim about the chairs."
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"Actually I'm going to go with copier."
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"I just feel a little weird asking her to make copies for me."
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"OSCAR: So Michael, what do you think?"
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"Do tell."
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"How could it be more clear?"
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"They may not..."
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"I think Andy makes an excellent point."
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"We'll dig a trench."
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"We're going to put out stumps. Come on."
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"and come to a solution"
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"by the time we get to Schrute Farms. How's that for a plan?"
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"Hey."
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"So, I've been thinking about this whole"
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"I really think you should reconsider."
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"All right."
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"(SHIVERS)"
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"Do you have to slaughter on our wedding day?"
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"Dwight, if we pay extra,"
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"can you slaughter the entrees the day before?"
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"I'll consider it."
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"(LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY) Darn!"
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"There's a hose out back. Okay."
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"Remember you were going to get a new chair and you were going to"
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"So I guess that's how they're going to play this."
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"I mean seriously."
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"and only one chair?"
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"Stop..."
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"Michael, that is hilarious."
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"Yeah? Michael?"
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"That must have been so fun."
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"No. No. No, I got it at T.J. Maxx, $4."
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"That is amazing."
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"$9. Boys' department. No."
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"But not everyone..."
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"Or even uses the copier every day."
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"Hot-tie guy."
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"Okay, cow, goat or sheep. It's not that hard."
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"What is this?"
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"(BEEPING)"
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"Okay."
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"I hope that's okay."
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"MICHAEL: I almost choked."
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"It's beautiful."
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"you will play Angela and I will pretend to be you."
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"He doesn't understand a word you're saying."
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"What?"
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"And he's going to ask Angela if she would like to marry Andy,"
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"to which you will reply..."
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"I do."
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"And there we go."
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"That's just about it. Man and wife."
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"Got a call about a problem up here."
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"Did somebody call Hank?"
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"So, there's no security problem?"
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"Yes, I need your sage advice."
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"And everyone, whatever Hank decides, that is the decision."
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"That will resolve this issue."
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"Okay. Good. Good."
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"Well, here's the thing."
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"other people are complaining about the chairs."
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"Hmm. Not much lumbar support."
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"So the copier?"
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"Yes, of course it does."
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"It does in the state of Pennsylvania."
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"Is this why you're calling me?"
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"The what now?"
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"Like a tip?"
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"I hate disappointing just one person."
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"Okay?"
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"Sure. No, I can... I'll double-check that for you."
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"Let me call you right back. Okay."
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"Hmmm."
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"I think we're spoiled because we don't appreciate the things that we have."
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"(EXCLAIMS IN ANNOYANCE)"
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"Thank you. Everyone, Michael is returning the surplus"
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"Let's see. You're going to give yourself"
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"a bonus of $645"
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"STANLEY: I didn't hear a phone ring."
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"No, I don't... This doesn't change anything."
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"We need a new copier, we need new chairs,"
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