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Clips from The Office - The Surplus (S05E05)

"Was that hot or what?"
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"Michael, you have to make a decision."
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"The day is almost done."
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"(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"You think it's easy? It's your job."
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"Okay, you know what, why don't you guys deal with it?"
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"Thanks, Michael."
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"Good work. I'm proud of you."
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"Mother..."
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"Truce?"
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"stapled and collated."
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"I'm totally kidding."
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"I'm going to need four."
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"Okay."
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"I'll be six."
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"Ever since Pam and I started dating,"
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"Why me?"
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"Dwight, I'm a little concerned about some of these"
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"But my biggest concern is"
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"Hey."
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"But I really think you should reconsider."
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"Okay."
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"Really? Absolutely."
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"MICHAEL: I have no idea."
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"Good stuff."
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"Yeah."
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"You think that's good, check out these pants."
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"They were."
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"Yeah. Yeah, right?"
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"I would like a cat."
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"We would love to have you."
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"Hey! Hey! Yeah!"
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"Closed society."
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"He's going to ask Andy to produce a ring."
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"Yes."
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"Okay, well, we have a surplus."
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"Imagine that your parents give you money for a lemonade stand..."
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"What? No, I was just thinking. Let me see a chair."
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"Okay. Here we go. You can try mine."
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"Well, let me finish. MICHAEL: All right. Yes."
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"I thought I knew what I wanted."
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"What do you mean?"
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"What? Take this thing."
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"Hey, David."
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"Sorry. Okay."
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"You can do that? KEVIN: Hey, Michael."
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"Hey, Tuna, check it out. Tuna sandwich."
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"So what's it going to be?"
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"than I thought they would be."
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"Yeah. That's cool."
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"Michael, I got you a hot chocolate."
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"it just all felt right."
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"Pam, would you stand up for a sec?"
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"You think kids in Africa have chairs? No."
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"and it is nothing."
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"Of course, we'll clear out all the livestock and hay and such."
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"Look at the ass. Check out the ass."
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"OSCAR: No, listen, we are a paper company."
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"I know you did."
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"It's a good chair."
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"PAM: Look, I really need this new chair."
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"we will arrive at the vows. So, Conrad..."
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"That's the original."
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"You are the silent killer."
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"What's that smell?"
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"See how relaxed I am? I like this chair."
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"Let me see the copier again."
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"So I make my own copies."
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"I don't know. I haven't decided yet."
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"Well, that never happened. Michael?"
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"No."
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"so he can keep 15% as a bonus."
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"Yes. Yes, I can see"
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"And now you find out that it only cost you $9."
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"Pam and I don't have to agree on everything."
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"I'm going to digest them and see what comes out the other end."
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"We're getting married at Schrute Farms, no matter what."
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"You're going to need to be more specific."
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"Manure covers up the smell of the slaughterhouse."
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"MICHAEL: Thank you. Are you guys going to lunch?"
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"See? That's how you do it."
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"How is it possible that in five years,"
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"You want to eat, don't you?"
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"Great food. Great friends. Thank you, Michael."
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"Thank you, guys."
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"I got you some tiramisu, so no hard feelings."
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"Look at that. No way."
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"(RATTLING)"
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"There they are."
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"So suck it. Okay."
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"So, why don't we try this out to see what would happen?"
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"Just some twine for our purposes."
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"(SPEAKING GERMAN)"
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"I work with Dwight."
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"Then he's going to ask Andy if he would like to marry Angela,"
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"MICHAEL: It is. Yes."
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"Yeah, take as many as you want."
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"Well, what should I do?"
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"He was signing our marriage certificate as a witness."
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"It's not my fault you don't understand German!"
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"You go in there with $645, you are literally a king."
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"Well, monkey,"
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"(COUGHING)"
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"Because that is how my mind works."
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"perfectly good tiramisu because it has a little tiny hair on it."
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"$645."
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"since the day you hired me."
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"a deadline, you know that neither of them are going to concede,"
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"and I need to figure out a way to keep this money"
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"absolutely have the money to pay for it."
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"Okay."
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"Let's three-way this little issue"
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"Close the DF cover."
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"Yeah, we have that going on Tuesday."
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"And that's why I have taken care of everything."
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"Wait, what?"
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"I made a mistake picking Andy."
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"I did, though."
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