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Clips from The Office - The Surplus (S05E05)

"(LAUGHS)"
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"Well."
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"Have you made a decision on the butter sculpture?"
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"No. I haven't thought of it."
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"Cats don't make butter."
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"I would like a cow-butter sculpture of a cat."
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"It doesn't make any sense. I am telling you! Yes, it does!"
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"I want a butter sculpture of a cat!"
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"Cow, goat or sheep."
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"Right. We're all on the same team. Is it..."
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"(EXCLAIMS IN EXASPERATION)"
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"Why is that in the kitchen?"
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"You might want to consider changing teams because we would..."
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"No, copier's great."
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"Is it?"
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"Yeah. I have my copies."
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"And I have my original. You got it."
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"Thank you, my dear."
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"Wait, Michael, let me open the door for you."
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"Well, chivalry is not dead after all."
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"There he is. There he is."
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"Hello, hello. Hello."
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"Good to see you. Good to see you."
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"Yeah. There's that ass."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't take it away."
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"(MICHAEL LAUGHS)"
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"Here's another place."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Give it a little test drive. What do you say?"
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"You pretend to be Angela's father,"
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"That way you can see what it looks like when you're up here."
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"(VOCALIZING)"
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"Hello. I'm Angela Martin and..."
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"I'm Andy."
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"Although born just minutes from here, he speaks only German."
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"So, now, after the readings by all of your sisters,"
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"This is a little taste of the ceremony, if you will."
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"He's explaining why we're here,"
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"what we're doing here, making introductions..."
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"Then he's going to have Andy repeat a bunch of stuff."
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"I have now just a..."
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"And you will put the ring on her finger."
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"and you will reply, "I do.""
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"Hank, thank God you're here."
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"The office is at a crossroads."
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"You know, I hustled up the stairs."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"You know, it's nice and warm up here."
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"Well, what are we talking about?"
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"I know what a surplus is."
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"Some people want to use the surplus to buy a new copier,"
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"Is that the copier?"
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"Hmm..."
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"Now, everyone bear in mind once again that whatever Hank says goes."
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"He is an impartial third party."
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"On the one hand, this copier is very old."
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"You should see some of the new copiers they have."
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"You would not believe what they do."
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"Now the chairs. The chairs are very weak."
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"Very weak chairs. I could not sit all day in this chair."
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"All right, get out. Get out. It's..."
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"Dwight..."
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"And then being here with you"
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"and the German Mennonite minister,"
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"he's a real minister and you said "I do""
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"and I said "I do" and Andy wasrt signing a receipt."
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"Dwight, that doesn't count!"
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"No! It doesn't."
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"Mrs. Schrute."
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"I didn't... We are not married!"
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"I've been telling you to take it for years!"
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"Are we leaving or what?"
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"DAVID: Michael."
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"(COUGHING)"
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm eating tiramisu."
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"Some of the chocolate powder just went down my throat."
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"I'm stopping now."
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"No, no, no, no, no. No."
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"I'm calling..."
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"I'm calling because"
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"we have a stupid budget surplus and people..."
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"Everybody wants something different."
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"You want me to weigh in on a minor budget issue?"
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"No, no, no. I want you to make the decision so I'm not the bad guy."
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"Well, if I were you I would just return the surplus"
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"and take the bonus."
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"Branch managers who come in under budget get 15% of the savings."
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"$645?"
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"And I really hate disappointing everyone."
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"But I love Burlington Coat Factory."
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"MICHAEL: All right, attention, everyone."
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"I have made my decision."
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"We do not need a new copier, we do not need new chairs."
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"This copier is"
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"(RATTLING)"
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"Working perfectly."
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"Offers good support."
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"It is erchonomically correct."
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"They sit in big piles of garbage."
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"Do you think they have copiers?"
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"They don't have copiers. They don't even..."
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"They don't even have paper. And we are spoiled because we throw out"
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"My point is this, I have seen the light in terms of what we need,"
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"Do you know? Do I know what?"
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"I think you know."
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"Know what? Yeah, know what?"
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"Does anyone happen to know what 15% of 4,300 is?"
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"Michael's a genius. Right."
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"Why did you say "dollars"?"
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"What's 15% of 200?"
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"What's 394 times 5912?"
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"instead of getting the entire office something it really needs?"
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"I don't need $645."
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"I already have $645, more or less."
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"OSCAR: You're going to get us a copier then? This is stupid."
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"PAM: Or chairs. This is so, so stupid."
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"And, God, that's my phone."
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"To be continued!"
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"I have a very important decision to make."
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"without having everybody hate me."
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