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Clips from Derry Girls - Episode #1.2 (S01E01)

"♪ I feel it in my fingers ♪"
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"♪ Love is all around me ♪"
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"♪ And so the feeling grows ♪"
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"♪ It's written in the wind ♪"
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"♪ It's everywhere I go ♪"
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"Sweet Jesus."
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"♪ So if you really love me ♪"
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"♪ Come on and let it show ♪"
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"Did I not ban this one?"
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"Let me see."
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"Uh..."
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""Endless Love," "The Power of Love," "All You Need Is Love,""
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""How Deep Is Your Love," "It Must Have Been Love,""
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""I Wanna Know What Love Is," "I Will Always Love You.""
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"No, Sister, you didn't."
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"♪ 'Cause on my love you can depend ♪"
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"Put it on the list."
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"Uh, wonderful, girls. Lovely stuff."
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"Before I dismiss you for the weekend, a few announcements."
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"On Monday morning, several of our year thirteens"
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"will face their GCSE maths resit."
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"Now, I know how daunting resit examinations can be,"
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"so if anyone is feeling anxious or worried,"
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"or even if you just want to chat,"
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"please, please, do not come crying to me."
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"Let me see. What else?"
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"Come on, come on, come on to fuck!"
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""Notice from Mr. Macaulay."
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"This year's destination for the Euro Trotters trip"
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"will be, dramatic pause...""
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"Did you actually want me to do the dramatic pause?"
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"Interesting."
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"Paris. It's going to be Paris."
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"If you need any further information, there is a stall in the foyer."
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"Sadly, I am unable to come on this one, as I despise the French."
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"Name of the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit."
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"There's so much I want to do. The Champs-Élysées,"
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"the Arc de Triomphe, the Louvre."
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"A French fella. That's what I want to do."
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"Nation of rides. My fanny's going funny just thinking about it."
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"- Could you not use that word, Michelle? - What, "fanny"?"
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"- Why do you always have to be coarse? - Ach, what's the big deal?"
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"- We all have one. - I don't."
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"- You are one. - Of course, Beckett lived in Paris,"
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"and if anybody's influenced my writing, it is..."
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"- What, Brenda Beckett from 12A? - No!"
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"Not Brenda Beckett. "Beckett" Beckett."
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"If we go to Paris, I'd like to meet Nicole."
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"- Who's Nicole? - For God's sake."
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"How many times? It's just an ad. She's not a real person."
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"Neither is Papa."
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"Be good conversation practice as well, you know, for the orals."
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"- Which will be the only oral that you... - Yeah, okay, Michelle."
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"- You didn't let me finish. - Well, I sensed where you were going."
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"- Blowjobs. - Oh, God."
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"Don't tell me Charlene Kavanagh is going."
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"She is dying about herself."
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""Oh, I'm so good-looking. Oh, I'm so popular.""
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"If there ever was a more shallow,"
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"self-absorbed, generally unpleasant human being..."
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"Hi, Erin."
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"Hi."
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"Good. Grand. Not too bad."
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"Can't complain."
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"Is the answer I'd have given if you'd asked how I was."
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"Right. Are you signing up for Paris?"
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"I can't convince that lot to come."
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"Looks like I'm going to need someone to hang out with."
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"It would be an honor."
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"Okay, well, I'll see you later, then."
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"You will, Charlene. Indeed you will."
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"Did you hear that?"
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"The Charlene Kavanagh wants to hang around with little old me!"
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"You know what I admire most about you, Erin? Your unshakeable principles."
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"Bonjour. Tout le monde. Comment allez-vous?"
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"- Wise up, Jenny. - Where do we sign?"
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"Hold on. Stall the fucking ball."
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"375 quid? Are you for real?"
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"What? £375 each?"
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"- Isn't there some sort of group discount? - It's not Club 18 to 30."
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"- More's the pity. - It is a bit steep, Jenny."
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"Just dip into your trust fund. I do it all the time."
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"Our what?"
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"It's like an account your parents set up for you to help pay for things,"
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"like university, your first car, educational trips."
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"I did not know about this."
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"- Did you know about this? - No, did I fuck."
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"Trust fund, you say?"
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"Interesting."
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"Dip into your trust fund? Of course, no bother at all."
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"Pass us then the phone. I just need to ring the bank."
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"7-6-5-4-3-2-1. That's the account number and the password."
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"What is it again? What was it now?"
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"Oh, aye. Catch yourself on!"
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"Da, for God's sake, will you turn that down?"
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"I have turned it down. It's at zero."
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"...opportunity there."
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"I don't know how he does it."
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"You telling me I don't have a trust fund?"
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"There you go. You're not as slow as you look."
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"Do I have a trust fund, Mary?"
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"Listen, girls, there are no trust funds. There are no funds, period."
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"For God's sake!"
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"Okay. That's one portion of red fish, one portion of white fish,"
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"- two bags of chips... - No, no, no."
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"- Two bags won't be enough. - Two's plenty, Joe."
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"- Four. Four should cover it. - Three, then. We'll compromise."
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"- I'll compromise you through that window. - That's enough, Da."
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"The tight bastard is trying to starve us all, Mary."
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"Okay, four bags of chips, then."
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"And I want 12 chicken nuggets, a small battered hot dog,"
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"- plenty of onions, plenty of... - Get a move on, Daddy."
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"At that chippy, it's every man for himself on a Friday night."
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"I am trying to concentrate here, Erin."
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"- All right, Mammy? - All right, love."
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"Did you ask about the trust fund?"
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"Uh, I don't have one."
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"I take it that means I don't have one."
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"For the love of God."
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"- Will four bags be enough? - More than enough."
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