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Clips from Family Guy - Papa Has a Rollin' Son (S14E14)

"We now return"
Family Guy
"to The Autistic Postman Always Rings Four Hundred Times."
Family Guy
"So is everybody excited for Father's Day on Sunday?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, that's right."
Family Guy
"I always try to avoid Father's Day now."
Family Guy
"Every year, I used to take my dad to the horse track."
Family Guy
"Now we just go rooting around for bargains at the mall."
Family Guy
"Oh, this is darling, isn't it? Uh-huh."
Family Guy
"Glenn, do you think you'd see my bra through this blouse?"
Family Guy
"Uh, I don't know."
Family Guy
"Is it too sheer? I don't know what that means."
Family Guy
"Glenn? Do you think it's too sheer?"
Family Guy
"I said I don't know!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Joe, you know, come to think of it,"
Family Guy
"I've met Cleveland's dad,"
Family Guy
"and my dog slept with Quagmire's dad,"
Family Guy
"but I don't know anything about your dad."
Family Guy
"Yeah, is he still with us,"
Family Guy
"or is he living in Heaven with Jesus Christ?"
Family Guy
"Ugh, save that for your black friends."
Family Guy
"Eh, my dad's out there somewhere,"
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"but I haven't spoken to him in years."
Family Guy
"What?! Really?!"
Family Guy
"Sorry, Cleveland, that was mean of me."
Family Guy
"I already forgave you."
Family Guy
"But, Joe, why haven't you seen your dad?"
Family Guy
"Well, he's a good guy, but we just drifted apart."
Family Guy
"It's no big deal."
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"It's a very big deal."
Family Guy
"My dad's a stinking drunk who lives in Ireland,"
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"but you got a perfectly good dad."
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"You can't waste that."
Family Guy
"You gotta call him up for Father's Day."
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"Peter, I don't even know where he is."
Family Guy
"Who's ready for another beer?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Cleveland, weren't you supposed to buy the next round?"
Family Guy
"That's a shame Joe never sees his dad."
Family Guy
"I know."
Family Guy
"Hey, you know what?"
Family Guy
"Joe's our friend."
Family Guy
"He should be with his dad on Father's Day,"
Family Guy
"and we're gonna track him down."
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's a good idea, Peter."
Family Guy
"Well, I like helping people out."
Family Guy
"That's why I was such a good break-up rodeo clown."
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you."
Family Guy
"I've been sleeping with your sister."
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"Hey, now! Hey, now! Over here! Over here!"
Family Guy
"Over here! Hey, now! Hey, now! Over here!"
Family Guy
"Over here! Hey, now! Hey, now!"
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"Over here! Over here!"
Family Guy
"Oh, and now that I'm inside the barrel,"
Family Guy
"he gave you and your sister HPV."
Family Guy
"Hey, want to see something?"
Family Guy
"Check out how hot my last patient was."
Family Guy
"Oh."
Family Guy
"They look fake."
Family Guy
"Yeah, who cares?"
Family Guy
"Okay, according to this projection,"
Family Guy
"Stewie's adult height will be five-foot-one."
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"Five-foot-one?!"
Family Guy
"Wow, Dr. Hartman, that's really short."
Family Guy
"I mean, I suppose it's fine if he's gonna die at 14."
Family Guy
"Is-is there anything on there about that?"
Family Guy
"Well, we learned in medical school"
Family Guy
"that the short ones do go faster,"
Family Guy
"'cause they smell more farts than the rest of us."
Family Guy
"This is terrible!"
Family Guy
"I can't be short!"
Family Guy
"I'll be an outcast, like Rudolph the Uncircumcised Reindeer."
Family Guy
"Look, Rudolph, it's not me, all right?"
Family Guy
"It's Dasher, he's been complaining,"
Family Guy
"and he is the one who has to look at it all night."
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"Mrs. Claus says it'll decrease my sensitivity."
Family Guy
"I-I'm sorry, why are you talking to my wife about this?"
Family Guy
"Okay, you guys, it's all set."
Family Guy
"I found Joe's dad on the Internet,"
Family Guy
"and he just e-mailed me to say he's coming tomorrow."
Family Guy
"All right, great, but remember, this is a surprise for Joe."
Family Guy
"Why are you looking at me?"
Family Guy
"Because you're terrible at keeping secrets."
Family Guy
"No, I'm not; I'm great at it."
Family Guy
"Like when I was an OB/GYN."
Family Guy
"Well, I got the results of your ultrasound,"
Family Guy
"and I got some news for you."
Family Guy
"Wait, wait, wait--"
Family Guy
"We don't want to know if it's a boy or a girl."
Family Guy
"Oh, okay."
Family Guy
"Well, it's not breathing."
Family Guy
"Hey, guys."
Family Guy
"Uh, uh, so, Joe, big day tomorrow, eh?"
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"Father's Day."
Family Guy
"Gonna be home all day, especially at 11:30 a.m.?"
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"Peter."
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"What? I didn't say anything about his dad."
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"My dad?"
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"What about my dad?"
Family Guy
"Well, now that Quagmire ruined the surprise, we found your dad!"
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"You what?!"
Family Guy
"That's right."
Family Guy
"He's coming tomorrow, for Father's Day."
Family Guy
"You shouldn't have done that, Peter."
Family Guy
"My father's not gonna be happy to see me."
Family Guy
"Sure he will."
Family Guy
"Just get him one of them Father's Day cards"
Family Guy
"what plays a song."
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""Dad to the Bone.""
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""I'm Dad.""
Family Guy
"Pretty much anything with "bad," you turn it to "dad.""
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"Wait, w-why wouldn't your dad be happy?"
Family Guy
"What, is he a jerk or something?"
Family Guy
"No, it's just that ever since I was a little kid,"
Family Guy
"he was constantly making fun of handicapped people."
Family Guy
"Really? Yeah, my whole life,"
Family Guy
"my-my dad would ridicule anyone in a wheelchair."
Family Guy
"It was all, "Hey, spaghetti legs!""
Family Guy
"And, "Hey, rigatoni legs!""
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