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Clips from Family Guy - Papa Has a Rollin' Son (S14E14)

"And, uh, "Hey, angel-hair legs!""
Family Guy
"He was a sales manager at Ronzoni."
Family Guy
"Wow, then it must have been hard for him to accept"
Family Guy
"when you were paralyzed."
Family Guy
"That's just it."
Family Guy
"My dad doesn't know I'm handicapped."
Family Guy
"I never told him."
Family Guy
"I never... I never told him!"
Family Guy
"Ah, Joe, don't cry."
Family Guy
"It's gonna make me cry."
Family Guy
"I cry like Snoopy."
Family Guy
"I can't believe you invited my father without telling me."
Family Guy
"You guys got to get in touch with him"
Family Guy
"and tell him not to come."
Family Guy
"It's too late, Joe, he's already on his way."
Family Guy
"He is?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, we got him tickets on Kayak."
Family Guy
"It is a nightmare itinerary."
Family Guy
"It was, like, 80 bucks, but he has four stops."
Family Guy
"Two of them are in Houston."
Family Guy
"What am I gonna do?"
Family Guy
"My dad has no idea I'm paralyzed."
Family Guy
"Well, there's only one thing we can do."
Family Guy
"We'll just figure out a way"
Family Guy
"to hide your handicap from your dad."
Family Guy
"Hide the fact that I can't walk?"
Family Guy
"Peter, that'll never work."
Family Guy
"It's worth a try."
Family Guy
"Come on, Joe, don't be so negative."
Family Guy
"You're like a Boston fortune cookie."
Family Guy
""I don't know, numbnuts."
Family Guy
"Maybe buy a garage and fill it with hockey equipment.""
Family Guy
"Huh."
Family Guy
"Well, let's see what my lucky numbers are."
Family Guy
""Screw you, math dick.""
Family Guy
"Well, that wasn't very helpful at all."
Family Guy
"Here you go, Stewie."
Family Guy
"I know clothes shopping always cheers you up."
Family Guy
"I can't believe I'm only going to be five-foot-one."
Family Guy
"Aw, come on, look at the bright side."
Family Guy
"You'll be in the front row of every class picture."
Family Guy
"Holding that little plaque."
Family Guy
"You suck."
Family Guy
"Why don't you go drink out of the fountain?"
Family Guy
"I'll text you when I'm done."
Family Guy
"I know you're trying to be rude,"
Family Guy
"but I am gonna do that, because I find it enjoyable."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, I was looking at this."
Family Guy
"Sorry, I've made a decision to go for that shirt,"
Family Guy
"and when that happens, it is on."
Family Guy
"Full throttle, man. Pow!"
Family Guy
"Wow, you're an energetic little fellow."
Family Guy
"I guess your mommy lets you drink coffee, huh?"
Family Guy
"Whoa, whoa, I-I don't put stimulants in my body."
Family Guy
"You know something?"
Family Guy
"You kind of remind me of Tom Cruise."
Family Guy
"Boom."
Family Guy
"You-you got me, man."
Family Guy
"Wow, Tom Cruise."
Family Guy
"You look, um... bigger in the movies."
Family Guy
"Wh-What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I get all my clothes from out-of-the-way toddler stores."
Family Guy
"Ooh, uh, you want an animal cracker?"
Family Guy
"Sure, you got a lion in there?"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, I eat those first."
Family Guy
"I believe eating the lions gives me power."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I hear you believe in a lot of crazy stuff."
Family Guy
"What'd you get there? A giraffe?"
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"Good, good."
Family Guy
"It's good for eyesight."
Family Guy
"Well, you're certainly upbeat."
Family Guy
"Let me ask you, doesn't it bother you"
Family Guy
"being an adult man who's that short?"
Family Guy
"'Cause the doctor says that's where I'm headed."
Family Guy
"Oh, no way, man."
Family Guy
"The middle of the word "short" is "or.""
Family Guy
""Or" gives you a choice."
Family Guy
"And I choose not to be short."
Family Guy
"Wow, you need a road map for that one."
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, I'll tell you what."
Family Guy
"You spend the day with me,"
Family Guy
"you'll see how great it is to be short."
Family Guy
"You'll feel like you're discovering a new world."
Family Guy
"And you know what's in the middle of the word "world"?"
Family Guy
"Um... "or"?"
Family Guy
"Yes!"
Family Guy
"The dots have appeared, man, let's connect them!"
Family Guy
"You're... you're a weirdo, but let's do this."
Family Guy
"All right, check it out, Bonnie."
Family Guy
"This is how we're gonna fool Joe's dad."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"Yeah, looks real, right?"
Family Guy
"I put this pair of pants on the front legs of this horse"
Family Guy
"and strapped Joe to the front"
Family Guy
"with his legs tied behind the horse's neck."
Family Guy
"And then we put Cinnamon's head up the back of Joe's shirt"
Family Guy
"and simply hid the rest of the horse behind this curtain."
Family Guy
"His breath is very moist, Peter."
Family Guy
"And to induce movement, I'm gonna snap the horse's balls"
Family Guy
"with this dampened kitchen towel."
Family Guy
"Aah! Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Holy crap, he's out of control!"
Family Guy
"Does it look real?"
Family Guy
"Plan B! an B!"
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm raid this is hopeless."
Family Guy
"What, I don't know what else to do."
Family Guy
"I mean, we're not gonna come up"
Family Guy
"with something better than the horse."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I guess you're just gonna have to tell your dad"
Family Guy
"about your handicap."
Family Guy
"I can't do that."
Family Guy
"If you guys were in my shoes, you'd understand."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, that's it!"
Family Guy
"I will get in your shoes."
Family Guy
"I'll just pretend to be you."
Family Guy
"I mean, your dad ain't seen you in years."
Family Guy
"He won't know the difference."
Family Guy
"What? That's crazy."
Family Guy
"Boy, that was a close call."
Family Guy
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