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Clips from The Great North - Feast of Not People Adventure (S01E01)

"Ham, stop right there!"
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"Alaskan twins don't let each other"
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"turn in their whisks."
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"Look, while my canvas is improv, poetry,"
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"theater, dance and actual canvas..."
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"Oh, and frankly, I mean, look, let's just..."
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"The world around me inspires me."
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"Your canvas is cake, and inside you,"
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"there's an amazing not-people cake."
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"But it would be crazy, and frankly unsafe,"
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"to expect you to give birth to something that big"
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"without the help of a licensed midwife."
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"Judy, are you a licensed midwife?"
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"(laughs) Some day, perhaps for a brief time after college."
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"But what I'm saying is..."
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"Requesting permission to report for cake duty, sir."
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"Fall in, Private Icing. Fall in."
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"They say dead men tell no tales, but this reminds me of a story."
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"Shh. Your body is of the earth."
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"Your limbs are still. Your flesh is food."
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"Whoa! I honestly never..."
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"Your mouth is shut."
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"Your head is not nodding."
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"(groans) Judy, is there a reason I'm in my bathing suit?"
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"Just to manage my own expectations."
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"We're not going to a water park?"
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"If you want to make a Feast Cake"
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"that really embodies the spirit of the early settlers,"
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"then you need to be an early settler,"
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"in all that they endured. Are you cold?"
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"-Yes. -Are you hungry?"
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"I had some chips."
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"That's no good. Don't use that."
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"All that was, no longer is."
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"All that was, no longer is."
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"All that was, no longer is."
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"Think of a time when you were hungry."
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"Uh, I wanted the food, but I couldn't have the food."
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"Yes! And bring that to the now!"
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"I want the food, but I can't have the food!"
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"-Keep going! -I..."
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"Yes, Ham. What?!"
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"I am the food!"
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"And what do you see?!"
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"I see people, Judy!"
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"Not not people."
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"(cries) Not not people."
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"I know what I need to do."
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"Okay great. All that was, no longer is."
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"And etcetera. Got it."
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"Okay, I mean, we should probably spend a lot more time on this,"
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"but it's dark, and I don't want to miss tuck-in."
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"Dad only makes one round."
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"If you're not in bed, he just keeps walking."
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"♪ Here we are stuck together ♪"
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"♪ Working till the break of day ♪"
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"♪ Side by side, it feels so good ♪"
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"♪ To feel this way ♪"
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"♪ We're making something good ♪"
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"♪ To greet the day ♪"
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"♪ To greet the day. ♪"
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"-My God, you've done it. -Done what?"
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"Oh, the cake! Yeah!"
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"Yup, yup, yup, the cake, the cake. Yup. Yup."
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"WOLF: Can you help me with my competitor wristband?"
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"Uh, these little bleedies still aren't quite broken in."
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"Okay. Ooh. Uh, Wolf?"
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"What? What is it?"
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""Turn Holdems right side out before wearing"?!"
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"(whimpers): Oh, God. Does that mean...?"
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"No! Get them off! Dad, get 'em."
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"Oh, no. I had too many liqs!"
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"That's what I call liquids! (gasps)"
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"Son, I think something just spilled in your pocket"
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"from your penis all over your pants."
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"That's pee... from my blad!"
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"Come on, buddy. That's okay."
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"-Oh, God, your hands! -I'm a monster!"
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"A monster covered in urine!"
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"And my abs hurt when I sob because of that dumb abpp!"
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"-(whistle blows) -Let's go, uh, win that trophy!"
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"(sobbing)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"-And up! -It's no use, Dad!"
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"You were right not to want to do this with me!"
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"The only thing I'm good at is letting you down."
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"You haven't let me down, Wolf."
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"-You've lifted me up! -No, I haven't."
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"My hands, Dad. Did you forget?"
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"Your hands are a terrifying inspiration."
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"A hideous testament to your passion."
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"-They are? -After all these years"
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"and all these wins, I had lost the thrill of true hardship."
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"But now, seeing you out here"
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"in your pee-pee pants with your bloody paws,"
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"sobbing like a crazy baby but still going,"
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"you've made me proud to be on Team Tobin again."
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"Thanks, Dad. Let's do this."
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"Nope, sorry, can't. No way, no how."
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"Yes, you can! I've got too much swagger to be a cadaver."
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"Yeah! Okay! Now let's win that trophy!"
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"Diondra is going to lose her newscaster mind over this cake."
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"Do you think she'll call you the "Bad Boy of Cake""
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"or the "Cake Whisperer"?"
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"No. No, no, no, no! The engine can't give out now!"
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"(gasps) Jean Claude Van damn it!"
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"Ugh! The countdown clock is probably"
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"almost all counted down. We'll never make it in time."
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"And the cake is too heavy for the two of us to carry that far!"
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"Ham, don't give up! (gasps)"
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"I think I see the cadaver dashers!"
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"-Help! -Wait. Do you hear that?"
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"-Judy? -Judy?"
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"Dad! Wolf! We need hands over here!"
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"Try again for that trophy next year?"
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"Dad, I promise you that my bod will be so smokin' by then."
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"Moon, come on, we've got to go help your brother and sister."
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"Man, he's good. See you later, little Daniel Dead-Lewis."
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"-Careful, careful. -Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! -Uh, you know what?"
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