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Clips from The Great North - Feast of Not People Adventure (S01E01)

"Maybe I'll help carry, and you can just direct us?"
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"You got it, Cake Lady."
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"-Five, four, three, two... -Step back, everyone!"
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"-Step back! -The Feast Cake! -There it is!"
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"Hello, everyone. It's me, Ham Tobin."
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"But you might know me better as... the Cake Lady."
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"-(overlapping shouting) -No way!"
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"Yes, believe it."
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"And I'm here to reveal to you my very first Feast Cake."
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"I hope you like it."
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"-(gasping) -MAN: It's a people!"
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"My eyes!"
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"No! Don't look away!"
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"But we eat not people in this town!"
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"I am confused. So, are we not eating people,"
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"or not not eating people now?"
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"I'm fine either way. Just someone let me know."
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"No, we don't eat people,"
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"but we are afraid that we used to eat them,"
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"and that somehow, we might eat them again."
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"It wasn't until my sister Judy took me"
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"into the woods for a non-sexual"
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"role-playing exercise that I finally realized."
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"The best thing you can do with a fear is confront it."
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"Me facing my cake fear means that we can all face our fears."
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"My fear that my ears will slide right off my head in the shower?"
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"Yes, uh-huh, sure. But also our biggest fear!"
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"Our fear of the truth."
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"The early settlers didn't eat not people."
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"What they ate, what we ate, was people."
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"Ham Tobin is right."
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"We used to rely on each other to be food,"
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"but now, we rely on each other to be friends."
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"Damn it, Peppers, you got me."
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"Cake Lady, would you do us the honor"
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"of cutting the first slice of people?"
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"I'd be honored to do that honor, Your Honor."
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"(crowd screams)"
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"It's okay. It's just runny Jell-O."
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"DIONDRA: Mmm..."
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"Mm-mm-mm. Diondra Tundra here live"
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"with the final Feast report, where facing our fears"
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"never tasted so good, thanks to Lone Moose's new"
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"William Cake-speare, Cake Lady Ham Tobin."
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"(sighs) Well, imaginary best friend Alani--"
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"Whoa! (nervous chuckle) Just coming out here to see"
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"if any of the shingles need replacing."
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"Out here talking to yourself again?"
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"-Hmm. Yeah. -Aw, that's cool."
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"I-I won't take up too much of your time."
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"I just wanted to say thanks for your help."
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"That's what Alaskan twins are for."
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"Yeah, I don't know what I'd do without you."
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"Probably die or, like, maybe come up with"
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"some other coping mechanism."
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"Same. Do you have time"
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"-for our secret handshake? -Always."
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"BOTH: Flim, flam, Judy, Ham."
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"I am scallop, you are clam."
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"Underwater, out of sight,"
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"Mollusks in the dark of night."
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"It's spooky. It's spooky!"
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"-Oh, hey. -Hey, what?"
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"-Night vision. -Let's strut."
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"BOTH: Brother-sister-brother-sister- brother-sister-brother-sister."
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"Clap, chihuahua. Snap, clap chihuahua."
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"I said clap, chihuahua. Snap, clap chihuahua."
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"-What? -Wha..."
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"BOTH: I went to school and took a look,"
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"and this is how I read my book."
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""Happy families are all alike."
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"Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own...""
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"waaaay out! Waaaay out!"
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"Outhouse, outmouse, out tailored blouse."
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"♪ There's a jar full of teeth ♪"
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"♪ It's been sitting out all week ♪"
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"♪ And I wish I knew how many teeth were in it ♪"
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"♪ So I'll look at it and I'll focus ♪"
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"♪ Because if your guess is closest ♪"
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"♪ Then you get to keep the jar, that's right, you win it ♪"
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"♪ And there's nothing in the world ♪"
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"♪ That I couldn't do ♪"
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"♪ With that big old batch of fangs in my life ♪"
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"♪ She'd be my wife ♪"
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"♪ Oh, those teeth would complete me ♪"
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"♪ I would kiss each one so sweetly ♪"
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"♪ Oh, how many teeth can be inside that jar? ♪"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"-♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪"
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