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Clips from The Great North - Feast of Not People Adventure (S01E01)

"♪ Nature and stuff ♪"
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"-♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪"
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"♪ Catch some fish ♪"
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"♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪"
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"♪ Wow ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the Great North ♪"
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"♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪"
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"♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪"
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"♪ From longest night to longest day ♪"
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"♪ In the Great North. ♪"
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"Pancake Patrol initiated."
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"Sergeant Syrup reporting for duty."
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"-At ease. -Copy that."
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"Are we clear for strawberries?"
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"10-4, Rear Admiral of the Lower Half"
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"of the Whipped Cream. Ready, aim..."
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"BOTH: Fire! Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire."
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"It just blows my mind every day."
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"The precision, the formation."
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"It's like a breakfast-themed Jabbawockeez."
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"-They don't rehearse this? -No, just comes naturally."
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"That's Alaskan twins for you."
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"Born nine months apart, twins of the heart."
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"It's like Mom always used to say:"
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"I'm pregnant again."
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"Well, the van's started,"
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"but it's making a sound that can only be described"
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"as "a screaming.""
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"Let's just hope the engine lasts"
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"through the Feast of Not People Festival this weekend."
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"Now, what is the Feast of Not People again?"
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"-We eat people? -No, we don't eat people."
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"That's the whole point. The Feast of Not People Festival"
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"is an annual celebration of Lone Moose's origins,"
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"when the first settlers got off course"
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"on their way to Florida and ended up here..."
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"Well, okay, not the first first settlers."
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"Those were actually the Alaskan natives,"
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"-to whom this land rightfully belongs. -Right."
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"So these European settlers, who were total ding-dongs,"
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"came in the dead of winter, with zero snow-how."
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"WOLF: Lotta loose bonnets, if you know what I'm saying."
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"BEEF: These underprepared vacationers turned"
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"to eating each other to survive."
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"MOON: And they ate a lot of each other."
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"We're talking four trips to the buffet"
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"with a new plate each time."
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"BEEF: Eventually, though, they realized"
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"they were surrounded by scores of edible fish and wildlife."
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"So there's a festival celebrating that the town"
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"used to eat people?"
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"No, again, we celebrate not eating people,"
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"and we do it by not eating people."
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"Oh, and the best part is the Feast Cake."
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"It's a huge cake in the shape of anything that's not people,"
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"cooked by our local Cake Lady."
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"She makes a cake big enough for the whole town?"
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"Yep. The Cake Lady somehow always outdoes herself,"
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"year after year."
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"What a hotbox of pressure."
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"(chuckles nervously) Yes. That Cake Lady sure must be"
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"sweatin' batter, mustn't she?"
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"But that's enough festival talk, isn't it?"
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"Not really. I don't think I totally understand"
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"what an Alaskan Cake Lady is."
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"Oh, allow me to explain."
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"Every Alaskan small town has its own confectionary visionary"
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"known as a Cake Lady."
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"But ours recently "retired." To jail."
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"Turns out the only thing she liked to cook more than cakes"
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"was, uh, the books for our very small"
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"but very violent local mafia."
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"She made her cake, and now she has to lie in it."
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"And after she went to the big house,"
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"an unknown mystery baker has been fulfilling her orders"
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"and delivering them in the dark of night."
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"She makes you purchase through electronic mail."
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"I liked the old system, where you tacked your order to a tree."
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"Well, you can bring it up with whoever it is on Sunday."
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"It's town tradition for the Cake Lady"
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"to personally unveil her masterpiece at the festival."
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"To win us over, this year's Cake Lady"
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"is really gonna have to cake it... (chuckles)"
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"-to the limit. -(laughs)"
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"What a funny wordplay, Judy."
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"(forced laughter)"
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"-Whoa. -(forced laughter continues)"
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"What's up with Ham?"
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"He usually loves talking baked goods."
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"He was probably just laughing to cover a fart."
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"Oop. (laughs loudly)"
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"Okay, Ham, so you have that math quiz second period,"
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"so take my lucky pencil with the good eraser."
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"-Ham, are you listening? -Yeah."
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"Um, uh, sorry I forgot to tell you"
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"but, um, uh, I actually--"
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"Uh, I won't see you at lunch today."
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"(chuckles) Yeah. Good one."
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"Uh, same. And I also won't see you at lunch"
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"because I'll be having lunch with, um, someone from history,"
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"alive or dead."
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"No, I'm being serious."
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"Okay. Well, just tell me what you're doing at lunch"
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"-and I'll do that, too. -Sorry, Judy."
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"This is something I have to do alone."
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"-A private lunch. -Um, okay."
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"I said good day."
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"HONEYBEE: Festival competitions."
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""Guess How Many Teeth in a Jar," "Big Pit,""
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""Animal Bite Parade," "Cadaver Dash.""
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"Is that the one you guys were talking about,"
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"where there's something far away"
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"and you have to guess what it is?"
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"(laughs) No, no. That is"
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""Identify That Thing in the Distance.""
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""Cadaver Dash" is where teams compete"
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"to find and collect the most cadavers."
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"Ooh, fun. So it's like an Easter egg hunt"
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