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Clips from Deadpool 2

"There are two police vehicles that are overturned."
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"- There are open fires. - Fuck off! Stay back!"
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"A scene of absolute chaos here."
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"Calm down."
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"I'll burn you! You stay back!"
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"Get away from me!"
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"You wanna fucking die?"
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"And it appears as if the X-Men are arriving..."
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"Scatter!"
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"...with what appears to be a trainee."
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"Everyone, calm down! The pros are here. I..."
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"We're the X-Men!"
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"A dated metaphor for racism in the '60s."
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"So, respect."
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"At ease, Officer."
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"What are you doing?"
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"My job!"
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"You're the one who said I was ready,"
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"and I frankly disagreed with you."
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"But here we are, trying to overcome our differences."
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"Like Beyonce says, "Please..."
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""Please, stop cheating on me.""
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"Hey!"
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"This is the fifth incident."
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"This kid needs to be in the Ice Box, not here."
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"Russell belongs in our care."
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"Not in prison. I assure you..."
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"we have everything under control."
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"Stay back! I'll burn you!"
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"Not getting a real"
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""under control" vibe here, Marty."
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"- It is Glen, isn't it? - Daniel."
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"I'll ask the questions, Miguel."
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"Let me talk to the kid."
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"You stay here with your weird, secret sex lips."
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"You wanna die?"
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"This kid's adorable."
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"I don't know why I packed the hollow points."
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"I'll burn your balls off!"
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"First day. I'm so nervous!"
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"Did you just say "hollow points"?"
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"Yeah, probably should've"
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"brought a Super Soaker."
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"Hi, there!"
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"Stay back or Justin Bieber dies!"
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"Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber."
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"Hold on! Wait, wait, wait!"
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"Okay, let's not do whatever that is."
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"Okay? Let's just talk!"
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"It's Russell, right?"
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"- Firefist. - Firefist."
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"Ooh, that's a great name. Where does it burn?"
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"Just the fist, or all the way up to the elbow?"
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"Definitely all the way up to the elbow."
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"Come quietly, or there will be trouble."
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"- You stole that from Robocop! - That's from Robocop!"
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"Just stand down!"
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"You're embarrassing me. Look, Fire..."
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"Oh, my God! I can't say it! I'm so sorry!"
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"Oh, shit! That fucking does it!"
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"Put your hands behind your knees"
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"and get down on your head! Now!"
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"Wade! What was first rule?"
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"Label everything in the refrigerator!"
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"- Do not escalate! - Rules are meant to be broken!"
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"That's the exact opposite"
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"of what they're meant for!"
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"Fuck! Fine!"
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"I'll start from the beginning."
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"My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man."
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"- Trainee! - Shut it!"
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"Look, I get it."
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"All right, you're scared."
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"Alone."
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"You got no family."
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"I didn't have a family, either."
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"You live in this dump. Guess what?"
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"I used to live in a shithole just like it."
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"But you know something?"
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"A wise woman once said to me..."
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""Speak up.""
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""I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.""
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"Too much? I went too far."
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"That was effervescent."
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"Stay in school, kid."
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"Or don't. I didn't."
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"And I'm an X-Man."
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"Trainee."
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"Fuck it!"
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"Superhero landing coming up!"
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"Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
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"That is so not practical."
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"I could get used to this X-Man shit."
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"Trainee!"
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"Trainee!"
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"Get a power restraint on him. Now!"
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"Calm down, squirt. It's over. We got ya."
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"What's that do?"
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"Power-dampening collar."
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"Shuts down all mutant abilities."
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"You can't get it off. Unless you've got a grenade."
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"Huh. Could've used one of those in the first act."
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"Thank you!"
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"That was absolutely thrilling."
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"True heroism in action."
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"We are in your debt."
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"We can take it from here."
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"Take me to the Ice Box, please!"
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"Anywhere's better than here."
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"Believe me, son,"
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"you do not wanna go to the Ice Box."
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"That place makes Hitler's anus look like Waikiki."
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"Let's get you inside, young man."
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"No, wait, wait. Wait."
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"You guys stay there."
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"Those guys hurt you?"
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"Who?"
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"Baldilocks? Jared Kushner?"
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"Both of 'em?"
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"Oh, fuck it."
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