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Clips from Deadpool 2

"Four or five moments!"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Four or five moments!"
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"That's all it takes to be a hero."
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"People think you wake up a hero..."
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"brush your teeth a hero..."
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"ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero."
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"But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments!"
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"A few moments..."
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"doing the ugly stuff no one else will do."
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"No!"
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"Stand down! Hold your fire!"
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"- Wade, what did you do? - Colossus, no!"
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"You were right, Wade. You are not X-Men material."
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"No shit, Shiny Gandhi!"
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"What was your first clue?"
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"The hollow point through that fuckhead's face?"
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"That kid was abused!"
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"- You can always tell! - We have rules!"
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"You are not judge, jury or executioner!"
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"Fuck your rules! I fight for what's right!"
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"And sometimes you gotta fight dirty!"
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"You let me down for the last time, Wade."
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"Okay, get these guys in the pod."
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"Take them to the Ice Box."
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"Hey, baby!"
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"I wonder what gang I'll be in."
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"Yeah!"
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"- Is there, like, a Sorting Hat? - Hi."
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"I've always seen myself as"
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"more of an East Coast Hufflepuff."
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"I've made a critical error on my Airbnb reservation."
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"This is not what the website looked like at all."
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"I love the decor though."
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"I had no idea hopeless was a color."
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"Hard left, douchebag."
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"Please, after you."
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"Another disgusting minority off the streets."
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"We'll sleep well tonight."
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"Let's get a bagel."
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"Nighty-night, you annoying prick!"
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"You're a long way from your superpowers."
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"Yeah. Just a touch of cancer."
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"Not to worry, we're old friends."
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"Fuck!"
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"I wanted to be a superhero."
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"Always wanted a real super suit."
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"What happened?"
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"When was the last time you saw a plus-sized superhero?"
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"Never."
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"The industry discriminates."
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"Fuck superheroes."
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"The thing that pisses me off the most..."
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"I never stood up for myself in there."
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"My whole life."
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"I've been waiting for someone to come and save me."
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"Nobody's gonna sacrifice anything for me."
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"I gotta start taking care of myself."
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"I have a mission now."
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"The first thing I wanna do when I get out of here..."
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"burn the headmaster alive..."
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"and then take a selfie with his smoldering corpse."
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"Aw. That's, like, my favorite part of the Bible."
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"I don't have a sock puppet on me..."
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"but what did he do to you?"
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"Did he taste the rainbow?"
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"I'd whisper it, but Skittles would sue us."
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"Fucker hates mutants."
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"He tried to beat the genes out of us."
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"Nothing worse than a "pray the gay away" type guy."
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"Sick piece of shit."
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"Tomorrow, we'll find the biggest guy in here..."
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"and we'll make him our bitch!"
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"What was that?"
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"That is the biggest guy in here."
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"Fun fact about the Ice Box..."
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"though no one's ever seen it,"
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"they keep a monster in the basement."
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"Right next to a huge,"
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"steaming bowl of foreshadowing."
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"Look."
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"I can't protect you."
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"With this collar on,"
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"my superpower is just unbridled cancer."
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"Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me..."
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"I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits."
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"I'll start by making us a shank."
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"Good listening. I stole that guard's pen..."
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"and stashed it in the old prison wallet,"
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"if you know what I'm saying."
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"I really hope I don't know what you're saying."
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"I know it's in there, I just need to get it out."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"I can hear you rummaging around in there."
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"Do they make Purell for your ears?"
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"And to update you"
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"on the story reported earlier,"
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"after a lengthy standoff"
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"outside the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation..."
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"two mutants were arrested"
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"and transported to the Ice Box..."
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"Entering repair mode."
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"...several police cars were destroyed"
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"and the X-Men were called in to restore order."
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"Cells seven and nine"
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"now off-limits for medical personnel."
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"Cells seven and nine"
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"now off-limits for medical personnel."
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"Psst!"
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"Don't do that."
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"What? Why are you winking at me?"
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"I got your back."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You're sick, I gotta protect you."
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"Just leave me alone, kid."
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"Oh, great."
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"Well, hello there, new fish."
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"It's nice to see some fresh faces around here."
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"I've done some light catalog work..."
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