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Clips from Deadpool 2

"Fuck Wolverine."
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"First, he rides my coattails with the R rating."
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"Then the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying."
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"What a dick."
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"Well, guess what, Wolvie?"
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"I'm dying in this one, too."
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"To understand why I took a cat-nap"
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"on 1,200 gallons of high-test fuel..."
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"I need to take you back"
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"to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago."
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"I'd gone international,"
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"taking out mass murderers, gangsters,"
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"unspeakable monsters."
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"People nobody would touch. Except me."
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"I'm gonna touch them all over."
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"Hey, it's Gail calling."
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"Love the shiny suit."
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"Really brings out"
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"the sex trafficker in your eyes."
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"I don't speak Cantonese, Mister..."
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"Well, I'm not even gonna attempt that."
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"But I did take 8th grade Spanish, so..."
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"Which literally translates to..."
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"I don't bargain, pumpkin fucker."
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"Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's."
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"I am so sorry."
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"I thought this was an anal-bleaching party."
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"Don't worry. You're not going to die."
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"Although these will kill you."
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"Hit it, Dolly."
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"I'm merely a vessel for the Lord."
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"Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!"
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"Whoo! Do not go in there!"
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"Let's see Captain America do that."
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"Too exotic?"
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"Oh, God! Oh, God, time out! Time out!"
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"Cut. I've got bad guy blood, right in my open eye."
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"Oh, that's so gross."
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"Fuck."
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"Looks like you left a little landing strip there."
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"I like it."
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"Oh, man!"
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"My world tour brought me home"
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"to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov."
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"But we'll get to him in a moment."
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"'Cause I know what you're thinking."
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""I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home.""
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"But that's where you'd be wrong."
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"That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now..."
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"and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film."
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"True story."
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"And every good family film starts with a vicious murder."
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"Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7."
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"Holy shit pickles! That guy's on fire."
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"That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire."
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"Yeah. You know I get paid to take out bad guys, right?"
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"But this guy?"
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"He was one of the worst of 'em."
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"Hurry up and open this fucking door,"
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"and let's kill this motherfucker!"
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"Ugh. So gross."
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"A panic room? Really?"
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"Can you come out?"
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"I really have to go. It's my anniversary."
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"Over and over, I hear people say,"
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""I just don't have enough confidence.""
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"Listen, confidence is not something you have."
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"It's something you create."
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"And you can create it at any moment in time."
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"A sense of confidence is nothing"
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"but a sense of power within yourself..."
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"a sense of certainty that you can pull something off."
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"Start the fucking car!"
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"Dopinder!"
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"Start the fucking car!"
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"Shoot that motherfucker! Shoot him!"
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"- Whoo! - Oh, I shit my pants."
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"Actually, that may have been me."
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"Oh, mission accomplished?"
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"Oh, in a George W. sort of way."
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"Fucker can't stay in a panic room forever."
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"Oh, you're living the dreams, DP."
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"It has been quite the run, Dopinder,"
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"and who'da thought?"
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"Now I'm talked about in the same sentence as Jesus."
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"Passion of the Christ, then me."
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"At least domestically."
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"We beat them overseas,"
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"where there's no such thing as religion."
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"I do want to live the dreams, Pool Boy."
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"Taxiing is not as sexy as it looks."
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"- I want to fill my... - Pockets?"
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"What's your poison? A little, uh, cokey cokey?"
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"Can't maintain an erection"
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"without buying shoes online?"
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"I've never experienced that last one."
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"Talk to me, Goose."
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"I was going to say "soul". I want to fill my soul."
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"I want to belong to something, like you, Pool, sir."
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"- Dopinder... - Hmm?"
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"You never cease to surprise me."
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"You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary."
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"We all need a sense of belonging."
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"We all need a genuine sense of home."
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"A place in this world."
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"I want to become a contract killer."
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"I'm sorry. What did you say?"
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"Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu"
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"and threatened him with great violence?"
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"You kind of killed him."
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"And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire?"
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"Don't want to."
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"When Tom Cruise fed"
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"10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood"
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"for the first time..."
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"and she looked up at his smooth,"
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"handsome face and said..."
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""I want some more.""
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"Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst."
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"I'll never not picture that."
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