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Clips from Deadpool 2

Movies 2018 119 min ★ 7.6/10 (762,645 ratings) 2,126 clips
Adventure Comedy Action

Credits

Fuck Wolverine.
"Fuck Wolverine."
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First, he rides my coattails with the R rating.
"First, he rides my coattails with the R rating."
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Then the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying.
"Then the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying."
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What a dick.
"What a dick."
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Well, guess what, Wolvie?
"Well, guess what, Wolvie?"
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I'm dying in this one, too.
"I'm dying in this one, too."
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To understand why I took a cat-nap
"To understand why I took a cat-nap"
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on 1,200 gallons of high-test fuel...
"on 1,200 gallons of high-test fuel..."
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I need to take you back
"I need to take you back"
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to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago.
"to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago."
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I'd gone international,
"I'd gone international,"
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taking out mass murderers, gangsters,
"taking out mass murderers, gangsters,"
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unspeakable monsters.
"unspeakable monsters."
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People nobody would touch. Except me.
"People nobody would touch. Except me."
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I'm gonna touch them all over.
"I'm gonna touch them all over."
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Hey, it's Gail calling.
"Hey, it's Gail calling."
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Love the shiny suit.
"Love the shiny suit."
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Really brings out
"Really brings out"
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the sex trafficker in your eyes.
"the sex trafficker in your eyes."
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I don't speak Cantonese, Mister...
"I don't speak Cantonese, Mister..."
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Well, I'm not even gonna attempt that.
"Well, I'm not even gonna attempt that."
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But I did take 8th grade Spanish, so...
"But I did take 8th grade Spanish, so..."
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Which literally translates to...
"Which literally translates to..."
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I don't bargain, pumpkin fucker.
"I don't bargain, pumpkin fucker."
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Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's.
"Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's."
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I am so sorry.
"I am so sorry."
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I thought this was an anal-bleaching party.
"I thought this was an anal-bleaching party."
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Don't worry. You're not going to die.
"Don't worry. You're not going to die."
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Although these will kill you.
"Although these will kill you."
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Hit it, Dolly.
"Hit it, Dolly."
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I'm merely a vessel for the Lord.
"I'm merely a vessel for the Lord."
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Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!
"Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!"
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Whoo! Do not go in there!
"Whoo! Do not go in there!"
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Let's see Captain America do that.
"Let's see Captain America do that."
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Too exotic?
"Too exotic?"
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Oh, God! Oh, God, time out! Time out!
"Oh, God! Oh, God, time out! Time out!"
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Cut. I've got bad guy blood, right in my open eye.
"Cut. I've got bad guy blood, right in my open eye."
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Oh, that's so gross.
"Oh, that's so gross."
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Fuck.
"Fuck."
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Looks like you left a little landing strip there.
"Looks like you left a little landing strip there."
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I like it.
"I like it."
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Oh, man!
"Oh, man!"
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My world tour brought me home
"My world tour brought me home"
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to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov.
"to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov."
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But we'll get to him in a moment.
"But we'll get to him in a moment."
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'Cause I know what you're thinking.
"'Cause I know what you're thinking."
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"I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home."
""I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home.""
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But that's where you'd be wrong.
"But that's where you'd be wrong."
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That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now...
"That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now..."
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and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film.
"and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film."
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True story.
"True story."
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And every good family film starts with a vicious murder.
"And every good family film starts with a vicious murder."
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Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7.
"Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7."
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Holy shit pickles! That guy's on fire.
"Holy shit pickles! That guy's on fire."
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That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire.
"That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire."
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Yeah. You know I get paid to take out bad guys, right?
"Yeah. You know I get paid to take out bad guys, right?"
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But this guy?
"But this guy?"
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He was one of the worst of 'em.
"He was one of the worst of 'em."
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Hurry up and open this fucking door,
"Hurry up and open this fucking door,"
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and let's kill this motherfucker!
"and let's kill this motherfucker!"
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Ugh. So gross.
"Ugh. So gross."
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A panic room? Really?
"A panic room? Really?"
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Can you come out?
"Can you come out?"
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I really have to go. It's my anniversary.
"I really have to go. It's my anniversary."
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Over and over, I hear people say,
"Over and over, I hear people say,"
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"I just don't have enough confidence."
""I just don't have enough confidence.""
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Listen, confidence is not something you have.
"Listen, confidence is not something you have."
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It's something you create.
"It's something you create."
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And you can create it at any moment in time.
"And you can create it at any moment in time."
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A sense of confidence is nothing
"A sense of confidence is nothing"
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but a sense of power within yourself...
"but a sense of power within yourself..."
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a sense of certainty that you can pull something off.
"a sense of certainty that you can pull something off."
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Start the fucking car!
"Start the fucking car!"
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Dopinder!
"Dopinder!"
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Start the fucking car!
"Start the fucking car!"
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Shoot that motherfucker! Shoot him!
"Shoot that motherfucker! Shoot him!"
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- Whoo! - Oh, I shit my pants.
"- Whoo! - Oh, I shit my pants."
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Actually, that may have been me.
"Actually, that may have been me."
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Oh, mission accomplished?
"Oh, mission accomplished?"
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Oh, in a George W. sort of way.
"Oh, in a George W. sort of way."
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Fucker can't stay in a panic room forever.
"Fucker can't stay in a panic room forever."
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Oh, you're living the dreams, DP.
"Oh, you're living the dreams, DP."
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It has been quite the run, Dopinder,
"It has been quite the run, Dopinder,"
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and who'da thought?
"and who'da thought?"
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Now I'm talked about in the same sentence as Jesus.
"Now I'm talked about in the same sentence as Jesus."
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Passion of the Christ, then me.
"Passion of the Christ, then me."
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At least domestically.
"At least domestically."
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We beat them overseas,
"We beat them overseas,"
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where there's no such thing as religion.
"where there's no such thing as religion."
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I do want to live the dreams, Pool Boy.
"I do want to live the dreams, Pool Boy."
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Taxiing is not as sexy as it looks.
"Taxiing is not as sexy as it looks."
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- I want to fill my... - Pockets?
"- I want to fill my... - Pockets?"
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What's your poison? A little, uh, cokey cokey?
"What's your poison? A little, uh, cokey cokey?"
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Can't maintain an erection
"Can't maintain an erection"
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without buying shoes online?
"without buying shoes online?"
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I've never experienced that last one.
"I've never experienced that last one."
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Talk to me, Goose.
"Talk to me, Goose."
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I was going to say "soul". I want to fill my soul.
"I was going to say "soul". I want to fill my soul."
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I want to belong to something, like you, Pool, sir.
"I want to belong to something, like you, Pool, sir."
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- Dopinder... - Hmm?
"- Dopinder... - Hmm?"
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You never cease to surprise me.
"You never cease to surprise me."
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You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary.
"You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary."
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We all need a sense of belonging.
"We all need a sense of belonging."
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We all need a genuine sense of home.
"We all need a genuine sense of home."
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A place in this world.
"A place in this world."
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I want to become a contract killer.
"I want to become a contract killer."
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I'm sorry. What did you say?
"I'm sorry. What did you say?"
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Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu
"Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu"
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and threatened him with great violence?
"and threatened him with great violence?"
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You kind of killed him.
"You kind of killed him."
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And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire?
"And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire?"
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Don't want to.
"Don't want to."
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When Tom Cruise fed
"When Tom Cruise fed"
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10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood
"10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood"
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for the first time...
"for the first time..."
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and she looked up at his smooth,
"and she looked up at his smooth,"
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handsome face and said...
"handsome face and said..."
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"I want some more."
""I want some more.""
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Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.
"Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst."
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I'll never not picture that.
"I'll never not picture that."
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