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Clips from Deadpool 2

"Your heart's not in the right place."
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"Wait, hold on. What?"
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"Your heart's not in the right place."
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"Wait. What do you mean"
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"my heart's not in the right place? What does it..."
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"I'm terribly sorry for your loss, Wade."
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"You're broken."
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"Oh, God. I know that voice."
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"Well, Russell."
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"I hear you're handy at picking locks."
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"There will be no need for that here."
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"There's no locks on our doors, no bars on our windows."
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"I know what you're thinking."
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"Why don't the kids just run?"
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"Who would choose to stay in such a place?"
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"You stay because..."
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"deep down inside, you know you're unfit to leave."
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"Don't worry."
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"We can fix that."
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"Blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hand."
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""Heart's in the right place.""
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""Heart's in the right..." What does that mean?"
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"Take your mask off, Wade."
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"I wish you'd said "pants"."
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"Let's play a game."
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"It's called "Adrien Brody or Adam Brody?"."
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"Now, close your eyes and open your mouth."
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"You don't need to be funny here."
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"We must talk."
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"You need fresh start."
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"Such a glare."
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"It's like I'm on stage at the Gaiety."
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"With training, you can be X-Man."
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"You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus."
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"I'm not X-Man material."
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"Understatement of the year."
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"Wade, Yukio."
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"Yukio, Wade."
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"What in the fuck knuckles is this?"
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"She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit."
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"Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends."
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"I'm just surprised anyone would date you."
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"Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony."
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"I like this guy."
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"Give him a chance."
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"It's great seeing you like this."
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"Yeah."
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"Bye, Wade!"
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"Now, some ground rules while under our roof."
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""Rule number one. No killing..."
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""anyone ever, no matter how bad."
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""Rule two. Label everything in refrigerator.""
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"Wade?"
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"Wade?"
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"Don't try to chase me. Wade!"
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"I'm not ready to be touched again."
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"All these old guys on the wall."
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"Who lives here, Calista Flockhart?"
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"Those were already damaged after they fell there!"
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"What am I supposed to do around here, anyway?"
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"Sit in a share circle, talk about my feelings?"
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"And how would I do that exactly?"
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"'Cause where the fuck is everyone?"
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"It's always just you"
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"and Negasonic Teenage Longest Name Ever..."
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"Enough!"
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"I said no touching!"
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"What the fuck?"
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"You'd think the studio would throw us a bone."
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"One that doesn't end up in my mouth."
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"The first movie made more money"
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"than the guy who invented pants."
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"They can't just dust off one of the famous X-Men?"
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"How 'bout that putz with the giant pigeon wings?"
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"What do those do anyway, huh?"
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"Carry him three feet off the ground"
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"to snatch up the nearest muffin crumb?"
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"No, no, no!"
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"I am not X-Man material at all."
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"First off..."
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"I'm not even a virgin. Second and more..."
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"I should have left you"
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"in the self-pitying mess I found you in."
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"But this is what friends do. They show up!"
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"Not when convenient or easy."
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"When hard, and you always make it hard."
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"You are unwell."
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"I'm sticking my neck out bringing you here."
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"Wait. One of the assholes"
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"who killed Vanessa got away."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ!"
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"I thought you were gonna kiss me for a second there."
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"Please know I wouldn't be able to stop you if you did."
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"Wade, whoever they are..."
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"we track them down and bring them to justice."
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"It was me."
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"I'm the asshole who got away."
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"I killed every last one of them, except me."
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"Couldn't kill me."
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"We were gonna start a family."
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"We were, uh..."
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"We were gonna be a family."
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"Wade..."
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"Vanessa is gone. She's not coming back."
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"This may not be family you want..."
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"but it's family you need."
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"You have a good heart."
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"It belongs here where it can grow."
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"What did you say?"
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"About my heart?"
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"I think I'm in the right place."
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"I'mma tell you what the big lie is."
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"Toilet paper."
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"What's so bad about toilet paper?"
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"Gets the job done."
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"Does it really get the job done?"
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"All right. Say you wake up tomorrow morning..."
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"and, hypothetically, find some fresh shit on your face."
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"Your cheek, maybe a little bit in the beard."
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"What the hell? I'm about to be fucking sick!"
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