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"sound suspiciously like"
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"Papa, Can You Hear Me? from Yentl?"
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"♫ Papa, can you hear me? ♫"
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"And nobody fucking realizes it."
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"Wade, you gotta go home."
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"You've been sitting here for three days, okay?"
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"You smell like sauerkraut left in the warm rain."
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"Like wet garbage in hot urine."
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"You smell like a dog ate kitty litter..."
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"and then farted his way out of the living room."
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"I mean, like Rush Limbaugh's"
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"couch cushions after Shark Week."
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"I love Frozen."
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"I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water."
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"An ocean is water."
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"More importantly, I liked her. I really liked her, you know?"
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"George Michael was right."
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"I'm never gonna dance again. Fuck!"
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"He's dead, too."
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"At least we still have Bowie."
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"Oh, Mr. Pool. David Bowie is..."
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"Uh, uh, uh..."
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"still with us."
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"We do. We'll always have Bowie."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Shot after shot,"
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"it's not gonna change the fact that I think you're..."
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"Are you pissing? Are you urinating right now?"
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"You're making the face that you make when you urinate."
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"- Is he pissing? - I'm on it!"
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"There you go, Dopinder."
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"If you want to be a contract killer..."
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"you gotta handle a mop before you handle a gun."
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"Although I don't quite understand"
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"how they are at all similar."
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"'Cause I could shove either one up your ass and kill you."
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"Now, leave me."
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"I get it."
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"Go home, Wade."
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"I don't have a home, Weas, you know. I got a..."
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"Okay, I'm fine."
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"I'm fine."
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"You know what "fine" stands for, Wade?"
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"Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional."
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"According to the..."
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"- Kubler-Ross. - Yeah."
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"According to the Kubler-Ross model..."
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"denial is just one of the five stages of grief."
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"Jesus Christ, Buck!"
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"No more speaking lines for you."
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"Hey, bud. Bud."
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"- Huh? - Got a match?"
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"Match?"
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"Yes, I have one right here."
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"Don't make a move. This is a stick-up."
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"- What? - You heard me."
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"Mister, Mister, put down that gun."
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"Shut up. Now, come on. Your money or your life?"
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"Look, bud. I said, "Your money or your life.""
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""I'm thinking it over!""
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"Motherfuck!"
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"Fuck!"
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"The hell you doin' here?"
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"Don't you know how to knock?"
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"I thought you saw me..."
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"with your ears."
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"You're lucky I didn't shoot you in the..."
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"The wall?"
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"The refrigerator? I'm in so much pain."
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"I heard the news, sweetie."
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"I'm very sorry. I am."
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"What am I gonna do, Al?"
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"Probably something terrible."
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"Knowing you."
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"It was my fault."
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"I fucking did this."
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"And all I wanna do is grab her and see her"
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"and tell her that I'm sorry, and I can't."
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"She's gone."
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"Sweetheart, can you speak up?"
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"It's a little hard to hear you"
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"with that pity dick in your mouth."
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"Now, look, sugar. You need to just keep living."
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"Thank you..."
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"Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure."
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"Listen to the pain."
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"It's both history teacher and fortune teller."
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"Pain teaches us who we are, Wade."
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"Sometimes, it's so bad, we feel like we're dying."
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"But we can't really live till we've died a little, can we?"
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"Wade?"
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"- Wade? - I'm right here, Althea."
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"And that is the most beautiful thing"
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"I've ever heard."
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"And you're absolutely right."
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"I'm about to do something terrible."
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"Precious, aren't they?"
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"Whoa!"
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"Are you a superhero?"
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"Fucking A, sweetie."
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"What's your name?"
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"Captain Delicious Pants."
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"Who's Captain Delicious Pants?"
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"I can't believe he's still alive."
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"I can't believe you left the house in that shirt."
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"There's gotta be some way to die."
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"I just need to die harder."
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"Trademark Fox."
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"Y'all caught up now?"
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"Open for business."
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"Your crazy matches my crazy."
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"I will never, ever let our child be named Todd."
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"Skee-Ball token."
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"You're a lot smarter than I look."
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"About why we're so good together."
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"I love you, Wade Wilson."
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"Ness?"
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"Ness?"
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"Ness."
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"Ness, there's something here. I can't get to you."
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