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Clips from Deadpool 2

"But I can't wait to never speak of this,"
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"as soon as possible."
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"We're here."
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"Dopinder, it's me again."
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"Look, a saner man might discourage you"
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"from joining the deadly merc business..."
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"what, with your concave chest"
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"and your paper towel tube arms."
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"But you're an eagle..."
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"and goddamn it, an eagle's gotta soar."
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"You gotta grab those dreams,"
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"grab those dreams by the dick tip..."
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"and make it rain!"
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"I don't know what that means."
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"Me neither."
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"I'm gonna see you..."
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"at the office."
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"In the sky."
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"You're my Tom Cruise!"
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"And you're my Kristen Dunst!"
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"Kristen? Kirsten?"
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"There was a bunch of"
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"handicapable children stuck in a tree..."
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"- and I had to, uh... - Uh-uh."
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"You're right. I was fighting a caped badass."
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"But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too."
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"No.You got me."
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"I was rounding up all the gluten in the world"
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"and launching it into space..."
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"where it can't not hurt us ever again."
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"Try again."
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"Diarrhea?"
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"We can't be sure until I get this suit off..."
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"but, uh, all signs point to yes."
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"Traffic?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Kiss me like you miss me, Red."
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"Well, come here."
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"I'm gonna shower and get out of this suit."
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"Don't you want your surprise?"
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"Do I look like a patient burn victim?"
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"I got one for you, too."
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"Happy anniversary, baby."
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"Open, open, open."
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"Skee-Ball token."
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"Our first date."
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"Yup."
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"That's genuine, high-grade lead."
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"I'll keep it forever."
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"Thank you, baby."
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"- Open yours. - All right, all right."
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"Oh..."
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"That's just the most beautiful thing that I've..."
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"I don't know what this is."
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"My IUD."
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"A bomb?"
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"No, dick for brains. My birth control device."
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"What, you mean that your..."
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"Baby factory's open for business."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God! I want a boy!"
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"Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other!"
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"Oh! And I want our kid to have only one name."
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"Like Cher or Todd."
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"You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy."
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"Yes, I do."
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"Let's watch some porn and show that bed who's boss."
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"Let's do that."
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"♫ Papa... ♫"
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"♫ Can you hear me? ♫"
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"♫ Papa, can you see me? ♫"
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"Does this song sound familiar to you?"
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"May."
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"Connor, if it's a boy. May, if it's a girl."
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"So weird."
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"Family was always an F-word to me."
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"My pile of shit father took off and bailed."
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"I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models"
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"to draw off of for Todd."
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"Hey. Look at me."
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"You are not your father."
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"Besides..."
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"I will never, ever let our child be named Todd."
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"But here's the thing,"
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"isn't that how it always works?"
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"Like in Star Wars,"
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"men are destined to become their father..."
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"and then have consensual sex with their sister?"
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"I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie."
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"No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her."
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"Baby, that's Empire."
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"The point is, kids..."
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"they give us a chance to be better than we are."
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"Better than we used to be."
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"You're a lot smarter than I look."
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"I'm gonna go make dessert."
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"You get the strap-on. Let's make a super baby."
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"Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try."
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"What about Krystal? But with a "K"?"
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"It's too stripper-y."
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"Kevin with a "K"!"
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"No, too stripper-y, too."
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"Uh, Earl!"
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"He's gonna go straight to jail"
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"if we name him Earl."
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"What about Bruce?"
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"No."
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"Get down."
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"What?"
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"Baby? Baby?"
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"I'm okay."
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"Thank God I didn't have to use the cream cheese spreader."
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"Please."
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"Please. Please."
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"Baby, I'm so sorry."
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"No!"
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"♫ Papa, can you hear me? ♫"
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"Is it just me, or does"
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"Do You Want to Build a Snowman? from Frozen..."
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