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Clips from The Simpsons - Paths of Glory (S27E27)

"Hmm."
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""Sociopath.""
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"What's that?"
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"Ay, carumba!"
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"That's what they think I am?"
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"Fine! I'll pretend to be the biggest sociopath in the world!"
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"And I only need to change three answers."
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"Is he nuts? I don't know."
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"What do you think? I mean, he looks nuts,"
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"that's for sure."
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"So, here's your test."
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"Call me crazy, but I enjoyed it."
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"Well, the good news is that Bart just got"
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"his first 100% ever on a test."
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"Oh, my God. What do we do?"
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"Whatever Bart wants."
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"♪ Crazy ♪"
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"♪ But that's how it goes ♪"
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"♪ Millions of people ♪"
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"♪ Living as foes ♪"
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"♪ Maybe ♪"
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"♪ It's not too late ♪"
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"♪ To learn how to love ♪"
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"♪ And forget how to hate ♪"
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"♪ Mental wounds not healing ♪"
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"♪ Life's a bitter shame ♪"
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"♪ I'm going off the rails ♪"
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"♪ On a crazy train ♪"
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"♪ I'm going off the rails on a crazy train! ♪"
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"- Thanks. - : My pleasure."
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"Anything to take down Knockers."
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"I've always hated them, because they wouldn't open up"
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"at 4:00 a.m. to show the World Caber Tossing Championships."
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"Okay, Willie, you can only use the jackhammer"
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"when there's lots of noise upstairs."
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"No worries."
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"It is Monday Night Football,"
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"by which I mean American football,"
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"by which I mean no football at all!"
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"There's the box!"
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"Ow! Medium spicy!"
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"Ach! We've hit the hot sauce supply line!"
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"I'll have to neutralize it with some signature blue cheese!"
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"Ah...!"
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"Look at me! I'm a sociopath!"
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"Marge, it's time we did something."
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"We can take him swimming. That makes him sleepy."
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"Not good enough. We have to call the number"
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"at the bottom of the test."
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"What number?"
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"- Right there. - "New Beginnings"?"
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"We're gonna trust our son to an 800 number?"
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"It's 888."
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"Marge, this is for his own good."
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"He failed an online test."
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"How much more proof do you need?"
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"Cue-abunga!"
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"Surprise! Surprise!"
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"Whoa, cool! But wait a minute,"
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"my birthday's not for another two months."
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"We know! But we wanted to have your party now!"
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"They were having a sale on piñatas and..."
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"one thing led to another so we, you know,"
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"had a thing, mumble, mumble, mumble..."
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"mumble..."
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"Well, where are my friends?"
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"Well, I was gonna mail out invites,"
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"but I was out of stamps and the post office line was long,"
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"and I didn't know where all the little..."
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"Well, more cake for me."
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"No, no, no, no. Do the Moon Bounce first."
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"Yes! The Moon Bounce!"
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"Don't want you throwing up this delicious cake."
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"Huh."
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"Eh."
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"Whoa!"
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"Wait a minute. What is this?"
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"Is it an asylum?"
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"No, it's a pizza parlor."
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"Please tell me, Dad, is it really a pizza parlor?"
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"No, son-- the pizza parlor is where your mom and I"
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"are going afterwards. Now, you're gonna be fine."
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"I wouldn't be surprised if you were the least messed-up kid"
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"in the whole joint. We love you!"
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"Wait, wait, wait! I didn't even get to say good-bye."
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"Good-bye! I'll never forgive you!"
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"There. You happy?"
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"Let me out! I was just playing a joke!"
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"A cruel joke on the people that love me! That I don't regret!"
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"That doesn't make me a sociopath!"
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"Children,"
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"form a line in order of medication"
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"from Adderall to Zoloft."
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"You have been brought here for a purpose."
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"You are fearless,"
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"and no one can stop you."
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"Which means you'll be of great use..."
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"To the U.S. military."
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"I expected more of a reaction."
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"I waited outside the door and everything."
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"They don't react. That's what we want."
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"Right."
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"We'll be using you in the ultimate video game"
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"to test these U.S. Air Force drone simulators."
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"Man, that is a tough crowd."
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"Oh!"
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"Mom, Dad, I've discovered the most amazing thing!"
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"I can't wait... Um, where's Bart?"
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"He's safe. And more importantly, we're safe."
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"I miss him so much."
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"Oh. Can I call him?"
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"You can call his guard, Tico."
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"He picks up sometimes."
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"I see."
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"Okay, I'll do that."
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"Homie, where did we go wrong?"
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"I don't know, sweetie. I don't know."
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"We did everything we could for him during the commercials."
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"And we're live"
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"as Lisa Simpson prepares to prove"
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