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Clips from The Simpsons - Paths of Glory (S27E27)

"that Springfield embarrassment"
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"Amelia Vanderbuckle deserves to be"
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"in the female scientific pantheon,"
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"along with Marie Curie and, uh,"
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"you know, uh, um,"
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"Velma from Scooby-Doo."
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"Thank you all for coming out"
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"to support a woman's place in history!"
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"That's what this is?"
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"I thought it was a Green Bay Packers rally."
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"All right, you know what, this ain't coming off."
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"Behold, the masterpiece of Amelia Vanderbuckle."
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"A loom?!"
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"That isn't science."
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"That's home economics."
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"Everyone, storm the stage!"
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"Not so fast!"
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"This is no ordinary loom!"
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"Even an extraordinary loom"
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"is the most boring thing I could think of."
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"This is much, much more than just a loom."
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"It's alive! And polite!"
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""Operand"? Looks like it wants us to give it a math problem."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, God!"
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"It's the first computational device!"
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"People, people, don't you see?"
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"The board acts like punch cards"
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"and the loom like a computer,"
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"with the Charles Babbage and the John Von Neumann..."
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"Let's have the square root of nine cheers for Lisa!"
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"Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!"
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"You see that, Bart? You see what your sister did?"
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"Yeah, yeah, great."
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"Listen, I'm in a simulator,"
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"so I can't really talk."
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"And you know I'm a sociopath,"
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"so I'm just going through the motions here."
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"I love you."
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"I was just saying that to myself."
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"Kaboom! Blam-blam-blam!"
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"Have a smart bomb, stupid."
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"Nice not knowin' ya."
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"All targets destroyed."
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"Simulation complete."
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"You are impressive."
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"Even though I'm the only real person in the world,"
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"and, therefore, I created you in my imagination."
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"Children, your empty souls and flying fingers"
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"are very impressive, and I can tell you now"
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"that was no simulation."
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"You mean we were blowing up real stuff?"
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"That's right-- convoys, terrorist training camps,"
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"suspicious weddings, Kabul Starbucks."
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"Cool! Awesome. - I knew it!"
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"No, I thought it was a video game."
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"I don't want to hurt real people."
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"Oh, I want to go home."
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"Please?"
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"How disappointing."
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"Does anyone else share the human boy's feelings?"
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"Son, the truth is the simulators we told you"
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"weren't simulators were simulators."
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"Now, I'm sorry, Bart,"
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"but you are a healthy, normal boy."
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"We're sending you home."
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"Really? Oh, wow. Dudes, it's been real."
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"Although, actually, it was all a fake."
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"I'll never forget you, Bart Simpson."
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"742 Evergreen Terrace."
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"Dog door in the back that has no lock."
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"My little guy is back!"
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"And I'm not bad! I just made bad decisions."
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"It's okay, boy."
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"You started out life as a bad decision."
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"The best bad decision I ever made."
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"And I restored the reputation"
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"of a scientist from 100 years ago."
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"And Maggie tried strawberries for the first time."
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"What a day! What a day!"
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"Okay, Lisa, go ahead and say it."
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"Don't be ashamed."
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"I'm immortal!"
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"...immortal!"
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"Hey, Madam Docent, want to come see?"
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"Oh, I'd love to, but there's a huge crowd here"
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"at the Science of Thor exhibit."
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"Hey, tour! Want to see a great invention and its plaque?"
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"We're just passing through to the cafe."
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"Double-time, tour."
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"How 'bout you, sir?"
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"Je Ne parle pas l'Anglais."
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"Pas de problème. Je parle français!"
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"Uh, leave me alone, little girl!"
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"Okay, pal, if you are indeed a personal computer..."
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"Oh, baby. Spin that yarn."
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"Now, that is a loom with a view."
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"Homie! Come help me carry the groceries!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Clear history, clear history."
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"Just working on your anniversary present."
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"I know this looks like nothing,"
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"but it's actually bad."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Shh!"
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"get"
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