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Clips from NewsRadio - In Through the Out Door (S02E02)

"Uh, this really isn't necessary."
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"No, no, Dave,"
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"accept the applause graciously."
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"Just say to yourself, I deserve this."
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"No, I mean this little make-believe rehearsal"
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"isn't necessary."
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"I just wanted to run some ideas past you."
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"Oh, come on, Dave."
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"Inspiration minus preparation equals trepidation."
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"Did you take Bill's learning annex course too?"
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"No. I took the Jesse Jackson course."
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"Oh, Milos, could you clean up a little later?"
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"No, no, no, actually,"
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"I invited Milos to listen to the speech."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Milos."
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"This is great. Have a seat. This is great."
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"Thank you, Milos."
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"Welcome, Milos. Thanks for coming."
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"Okay, let's begin, Dave."
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"Oh, fine."
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"I mean, this is stupid, but fine."
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"All right. Ahem."
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"Okay. Um..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, honored guests--"
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"Whoo! Yeah!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm hooting."
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"Why are you hooting?"
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"Because, Dave, you can't be thrown by an overly enthusiastic audience."
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"This is a speech to the Broadcasting Society."
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"I doubt the members of the broadcasting society"
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"are going to behave like the Dog Pound."
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"What? The what?"
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"The Dog Pound."
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"These people over here are the Dog Pound."
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"You know, The Arsenio Hall Show, right?"
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"Just because I'm black, I'm supposed to be an expert"
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"on Arsenio Hall trivia."
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"It was a general question."
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"Yeah."
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"Next thing you know,"
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"you'll be asking me if I can get you an autograph from Sydney Poitier."
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"Oh, my God. You know Sydney Poitier?"
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"We're getting a little distracted."
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"Okay, let's begin again."
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"Fine. All right."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, honored guests, Members of the--"
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"Okay, who threw that?"
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"Come on."
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"Look, look, who-- who threw that?"
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"You can't let a little something like that throw you, honey. Go on."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, honored guests,"
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"members of the Broadcasting Society."
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"As broadcasters, it is our duty--"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Doodie."
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"Very funny. Very funny."
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"What is he doing in there?"
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"He never locks this door."
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"He's probably in there doing it with Lisa."
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"Oop, sorry. Force of habit."
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"All right, you know what? Forget Dave."
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"I will handle this myself."
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"Joe, tell Matthew"
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"he doesn't owe you any money."
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"No. He said he wanted to learn about gambling."
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"Now he's learning."
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"He owes you $10,240."
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"Well, maybe he can pay me installments,"
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"like a dollar a day"
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"for the rest of his life."
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"No, not the rest of his life, but maybe the next 28.055 years."
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"You don't impress me."
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"Look, Joe, just let him win one, please?"
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"Go double or nothing with him and let him win."
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"You're asking Joe Garelli"
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"to take a dive?"
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"Yes, and let's not get melodramatic."
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"I could have been somebody. I could have been a contender"
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"instead of a bum, which is what I am."
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"On The Waterfront."
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"1954, but very relevant"
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"to my current predicament, isn't it?"
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"Well, yeah, it would be more relevant"
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"if Marlon Brando's arch enemy in the film"
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"had been Don Knotts..."
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"but it wasn't, so come on."
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"Going to kick that Barney Fife's ass."
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"So, in--in conclusion,"
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"uh, without further ado, uh, so to speak,"
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"please welcome... Bill McNeal."
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"Well, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you, Mr. President."
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"Well, I thought that you were fine."
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"You were fine, Dave."
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"But...But..."
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"You weren't undressing me with your eyes, were you?"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Mr. Dave..."
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"Your speaking makes my heart feel very big."
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"Well, thank you, Milos."
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"You have my vote."
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"I will be proud for you to be the president."
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"Uh, Milos, I'm..."
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"Could I have, please?"
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"Uh, sure."
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"Thanks, Milos, but--"
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"Thank you..."
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"Mr. President."
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"$10,240"
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"divided by 10 years..."
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"Doodie."
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"All right, dude. One more bet."
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"Okay, I'm ready."
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"All right, double or nothing."
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"Guess which hand the pencil's in."
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"Huh."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Matthew!"
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"Okay, okay. I'm just, you know..."
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