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Clips from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law - Guitar Control (S02E02)

"[tires squealing]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Freeze!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Put your hands Where i can see them!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Do it!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- ugh! [panting]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- care to tell me What this is?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- ugh!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- you have the right To remain silent."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- kah!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Ugh!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"♪ who is the man In the suit? ♪"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"♪ who is the cat With the beak? ♪"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"♪ do you really Want to feel him? ♪"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"♪ harvey attorney ♪"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"♪ habeas corpus ♪"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"♪ marvey attorney ♪"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"♪ harvey birdman ♪"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"♪ attorney at law ♪"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- debbie? Send in the next appointment."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"[door opens]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- hi, senor birdman?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- thank you. - a phone book ad."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Who habla espanol? We do!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- no, i-- - n.S., got it."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Roger."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- well, what was Your friend doing?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Hmm, arrested For arresting someone."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Hmm. [bang]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I don't see That one in here."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I'll take the case!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"[bang]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"[bang]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"We'll have your bronco Outta here in no time."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"By the constitution."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- excuse me, Is that a gun?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- hasn't been a problem."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"[buzz] - harvey, get in here!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"[patriotic music playing]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Guess who's running For president?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"They gave my campaign $12 billion."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- phil, a pat robertson Is here to see you."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- i'll meet him In the champagne room."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Some dental records, A pay stub or two."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Oh, and don't forget That one."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- congressional medal of honor?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- when i die, I'll go to heaven,"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"'cause i've spent my time In hell."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Grenada, '83."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Well, me and the boys are off To the guitar range"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Ho ho, watch out, That's a loaded--"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"[guitar string plucks]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- our founding fathers..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Guaranteed us Certain protections."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Freedom of speech, Freedom of religion,"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"The freedom to own And play"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Stringed instruments Of all kinds."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Over and over again in The common area of your dorm.""
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"No!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Where will These restrictions end?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"A background check when you want To take up the banjo?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"A 5-day waiting period To buy a telecaster?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"An all-out ban On the flying v?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Or dare i say, Whammy bar?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Ladies and gentlemen Of the jury,"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"It is up to you to defend our Right to keep and bear guitars."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- yes, our founding fathers Were certainly comfortable"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"With the idea of the lute Or the fiddle,"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"But how could they have Foreseen the fretless bass?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"No, there was absolutely no way Of them to imagine"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"A time when men would walk The streets"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Brandishing edgar winter's Special edition"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Portable keyboards With standard midi interface."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Don't look at me!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"And while the good people of The national guitar association"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Might like you to think Otherwise,"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Do you really think We'd all be safer"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"If everyone were walking around With a sunburst rickenbacker"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"In their pocket?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Aah! You asked for it!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- your honor, i'd like to call-- [ringing]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- oop, sorry, my bad. I did--"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"I forgot, i have to do A magic show for my nephew in 5,"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"And i'm going to need An assistant."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Woo-woo! Harvey, let's go."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- [together] Yay!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"[music starts]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- ow."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- make a rabbit disappear. - do a trick!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- no, got something much better."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Boo-woo, You!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"You're going to die in 23 years Of a coronary embolism."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"You, you're going to live In tuscany with your mother"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"And your boyfriend!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"You, telemarketer. You, light fm radio dj."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"You, you will raise poodles,"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"And not the big kind That win prizes,"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"No, the annoying little kind That go bap-bap-bap."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- get your stinking paws off me, You damn dirty kids!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- mr. Quick draw, Tell me,"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"What do you do?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- i'm a sheriff."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"A cowboy sheriff."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- on a steel horse you ride."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Tell me, when you were arrested For carrying a concealed weapon,"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"What was it you were doing?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- trying to apprehend a suspect."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"The dalton gang."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- wanted for card-cheatin,' Cattle-rustlin,'"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"And..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Running a crystal meth lab."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- that's right."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- and this dalton gang, Were they carrying weapons?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- yes, they were."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Rifles."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- while you, a sheriff, Are issued--"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"Just this!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- so, you were carrying this?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"This weapon here simply Because you felt under-armed..."
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- hmm. [sniffing]"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"- in the line of duty, Is that correct?"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
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