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Clips from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law - Guitar Control (S02E02)

"- yes, yes, it is."
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"- nothing further."
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"- sheriff mcgraw,"
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"Who's paying for your defense?"
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"- i'm not sure what you mean."
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"- lawyers cost money."
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"This all costs money."
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"Who's paying for it?"
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"- don't push me, Mr. Reducto."
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"- or what?"
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"You'll pull out"
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"Another Concealed instrument?"
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"- objection!"
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"Overruled!"
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"- you were saying..."
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"- i don't know. - i do."
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"It's them! Those men!"
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"They're paying For your defense."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Since the guitar lobby is paying"
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"For this proceeding,"
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"I suggest we all sit back, Relax, and wait"
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"For the inevitable verdict."
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"- uh, not guilty!"
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"I mean, Court's adjourned!"
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"- ♪ oh, i've seen almost half Of america ♪"
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"♪ everywhere i look ♪"
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"♪ i'm proud to see What i can see ♪"
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"♪ well, americans Now have you seen? ♪"
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"♪ just take a look ♪"
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"- i'm phil ken sebben."
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"You may not know me, But i have $12 billion here"
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"That says you'll vote for me Regardless."
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"- phil ken sebben:"
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"- oh, almost forgot."
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"I've taken every drug Known to man,"
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"And not just orally."
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"Just gettin' that out there."
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"- paid for by the people Who gave phil ken sebben $12 billion."
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"- look out!"
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"- wow! I really like your house, baba."
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"It's neat!"
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"Hey, what's that?"
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"- oh, that's quick draw's Guitar collection."
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"We are not supposed To touch it."
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"- why not? - well..."
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"- uh-huh, got it."
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"Uh, judge, A special request."
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"My client would like to make His own closing statements."
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"- ugh!"
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"Go ahead!"
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"- ladies and gentlemen Of the jury,"
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"I respectfully ask you,"
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"What's the first thing A dictator does"
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"Upon seizing power?"
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"- wait, wait! I know!"
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"Put on A silly military uniform?"
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"Boo-woo! - stalin!"
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"Mussolini! Mao tse-tung!"
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"Every one of these despots--"
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"Their first act was to outlaw And confiscate private weapons."
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"Why?"
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"So they can have Absolute power"
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"And roll over The citizenry"
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"Without so much as one finger Lifted against them."
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"And that is why i will Never give this up."
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"You're gonna have to pry This guitar, dammit!"
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"Pry it From my cold, dead hoof."
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"[applause]"
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"- shake hand, kiss baby. Shake hand, kiss baby."
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"Shake hand, kiss hand, Shake baby."
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"Shake baby, kiss hand, Shake baby."
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"Shake baby, kiss hand."
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"- has the jury reached A verdict?"
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"- um..."
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"Ahem. We find The defendant...Not guilty."
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"- gosh, how does it work?"
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"[thud]"
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"Baba louie? Baba louie!"
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"Wake up! Wake up, little friend!"
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"You're not gonna leave This world."
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"- well, we won the case."
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"- [cheering]"
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"- i lost the election!"
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"- aww."
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"- turns out you can't fool some Of the people any of the time."
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"Either that or it was The constitutional amendment"
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"To decriminalize sloppy blow--"
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"- mr. Birdman, for all That you did in defending"
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"Not just my rights, But the rights of all americans"
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"To keep and bear guitars,"
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"I present you with this gift."
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"- i'm...Honored."
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"- it's a repeating guitbox Made in 1870,"
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"Used in the american west."
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"Out there, guitars like this Didn't enforce the law..."
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"They were the law."
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"I didn't write that, it was On some asshole's website."
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"I... Wish i'd written it."
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"It's a good line."
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"They...Were the law!"
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"They--were the law!"
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"Out there,"
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"They didn't enforce the law,"
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"They..."
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"Were...The law!"
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"Oh, god, that's good."
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"- hey, look! real gun. Can i see that?"
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"- avenger, it worked!"
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"Try to make a living, Support the family,"
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"- i see. Sawed-off shotgun, tec-9?"
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"Mr. Draw, I'm harvey bir--"
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"Mr. Birdman, Shall not be infringed."
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"Moses--"
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"Chipping, chipping away At a right guaranteed"
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"Leading us inevitably Toward chaos and anarchy."
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"In there with you?"
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"On these freedoms."
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"You come here, All teeming masses,"
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"And then Johnny law swoops in."
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"He was charged with carrying A concealed weapon."
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