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Clips from Single Drunk Female - Higher Parent (S01E01)

"-Samantha Fink, come on up. -(cheering)"
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"SAMANTHA: You guys really love your cakes."
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"Happy one year sober."
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"-Yes! You did it! -(whoops)"
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"(laughs)"
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"Oh, man. (clears throat) Uh, hi,"
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"I'm Samantha and I'm an alcoholic."
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"-ALL: How did you do it? -(Samantha laughs)"
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"I will try to keep this brief."
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"Olivia... (chuckles)"
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"thank you for taking me through, uh, most of the steps."
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"I know that I'm one of your more annoying sponsees,"
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"but you very rarely let that show,"
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"and I really appreciate it."
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"Mindy, thank you for being the greatest boss I've ever had,"
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"and-and by that I mean thank you for not firing me."
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"Felicia, thank you for not giving up on me,"
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"even though you definitely should have."
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"And James, hey."
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"Thanks for the support and the jogging"
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"and the camaraderie, and the, um..."
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"boundaries."
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"And, yeah, to the rest of my sober and non-sober posse,"
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"you guys are the best trudging buddies a girl could ask for."
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"And, um, I just wish my dad could be here,"
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"'cause he-he never got to see me sober, you know."
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"I mean, he did when I was a kid."
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"I-I wasn't drinking when I was four."
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"Even though I think I would have been really good at it."
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"Uh, yeah, I just wish he could see this."
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"Anyway, uh, yeah, that's it."
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"I love you guys. I love this room."
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"Thank you so much. Okay."
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"-(cheering) -You did it."
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"So great."
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"FELICIA: I'm so proud of you."
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"SAMANTHA: Oh..."
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"-ALL: Mm... -Yeah, that's nice."
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"FELICIA: Me too."
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"OLIVIA: We get it."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"-"Thanks for the boundaries?" -Yeah,"
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"-that was the safe-for-work version. -Mm."
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"♪ ♪"
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"-My place? Your place? -Um..."
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"I live with my mom, so..."
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"Okay, so, my place. Yeah."
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"♪ I can make the crowd go crazy ♪"
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"♪ Make the crowd go crazy ♪"
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"♪ Walkin' like you about to get paid, yeah... ♪"
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"Wow. Okay, jogging works."
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"♪ Go crazy ♪"
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"♪ Make the crowd go crazy. ♪"
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"JOEL: All right, stop right here."
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"Drop your hand."
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"Open your eyes."
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"Surprise."
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"What's the surprise?"
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"(English accent): Oh, my God, did you want to have some"
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"Outlander -style field sex, Jamie?"
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"-Yes, absolutely. Um, okay, -(laughs)"
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"-but first, I need you to walk around, all right? -(regular accent): All right."
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"So, s-start here and walk forward."
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"Open your mind. What do you see?"
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"BRIT: Land."
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"-Okay. -Trees."
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"Sure."
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"-Dead leaves. -Okay, keep going."
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"Um... a fire hazard."
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"Do you, um..."
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"-Do you see a house? -(chuckles)"
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"What, Joel, did you buy this? 'Cause, no, I don't see a house."
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"-I bought it. -You bought it?"
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"I bought it, yeah. It was such a good deal."
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"'Cause I was looking at houses online,"
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"but, you know-- expensive, so..."
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"Yeah, more expensive than places without houses. Um..."
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"Yeah, but then I heard about this lot"
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"and I remembered, "Um, oh, yeah, I build houses.""
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"So why not just build our house?"
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"Two-story, Cape Cod style, four bedrooms, two baths,"
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"-for the kids. -We don't have kids."
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"Yeah, but I mean, we..."
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"-like, we talked about it. -Yeah."
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"Like, we talked about building a house,"
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"but it was just conversation."
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"I mean, I w-I want kids, but..."
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"years from now."
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"Yeah, or we have them sooner."
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"'Cause what-what's stopping us-- no space, right?"
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"Well, that and the fact that we don't know"
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"what our next five years looks like. I mean, what if..."
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"what if we want to leave Malden after my residency?"
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"What if I get that fellowship at UCLA?"
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"What fellowship at UCLA?"
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"I applied to a fellowship at UCLA."
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"And you didn't tell me?"
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"Well, I was gonna tell you if I got in."
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"I mean, you didn't tell me that you bought empty land."
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"I-I thought you'd, like, cry with happiness."
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"Like on Extreme Home Makeover,"
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"-when they move the bus. -When they move the bus"
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"there's a new house, not a field of..."
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"nothing."
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"Can you use your imagination for a second?"
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"All right? Look."
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"You know, open your mind."
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"What do you see now?"
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"Where you going?"
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"I got a breakfast meeting. VCs are in town,"
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"they want to talk about a Series A funding round."
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"No."
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"What about my Series A funding round?"
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"-Nope. That didn't work. -No."
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"-I'm tired. -Yeah, I know."
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"(kissing)"
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"You can chill here if you want. You don't have to leave."
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"Oh, okay, I'll stay in bed for another"
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"four hours, then rifle through your sock drawer."
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"Oh, my God, if you find my passport,"
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