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Clips from Single Drunk Female - Higher Parent (S01E01)

"-please let me know. -(chuckles) Okay."
Single Drunk Female
"Fine."
Single Drunk Female
"But you're not skipping town without me."
Single Drunk Female
"-Yeah. I'll give you plenty of warning. -Thank you."
Single Drunk Female
"You okay?"
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah. No, I'm fine."
Single Drunk Female
"I'm great. This was great."
Single Drunk Female
"I'm just, uh, a little distracted with work."
Single Drunk Female
"It was really fun."
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah."
Single Drunk Female
"Maybe..."
Single Drunk Female
"epic?"
Single Drunk Female
"I'm glad we waited."
Single Drunk Female
"Me too."
Single Drunk Female
"-Ugh, gross. I was joking. -Oh."
Single Drunk Female
"Get out of here."
Single Drunk Female
"I..."
Single Drunk Female
"SAMANTHA: Stupid dimples."
Single Drunk Female
"Don't smile at me, just leave."
Single Drunk Female
"Hey. Turns out you don't need as much cake"
Single Drunk Female
"when you're having tons of sex."
Single Drunk Female
"CHILD: You're my best friend."
Single Drunk Female
"What's that?"
Single Drunk Female
"This is a duck and a puppy who are best friends."
Single Drunk Female
"-Okay. -Oh. Sorry."
Single Drunk Female
"It's the estrogen."
Single Drunk Female
"I'm on massive amounts of this stuff for IVF."
Single Drunk Female
"Well, they should warn you that earnestness"
Single Drunk Female
"-is a serious side effect. -Yeah. They should."
Single Drunk Female
"I would have loved to know that before I cried on air today."
Single Drunk Female
"Believe me, I do not care about overcrowding at fish farms."
Single Drunk Female
"(scoffs)"
Single Drunk Female
"Although those fish are really..."
Single Drunk Female
"-they're really jammed in there. -Okay,"
Single Drunk Female
"I-I thought Stephanie was the one doing the hormones."
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah, she did the egg retrieval."
Single Drunk Female
"But I'm up next. Her eggs, my womb."
Single Drunk Female
"Wait. (laughs)"
Single Drunk Female
"Olivia, you're gonna have another baby?"
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, my God. Well, I mean, obviously,"
Single Drunk Female
"I count myself as your first."
Single Drunk Female
"I'm way too young to be your mother. Never say that again."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay, this is my favorite part."
Single Drunk Female
"You're a year sober. We get to talk about"
Single Drunk Female
"how far you've come, how fun the party was"
Single Drunk Female
"-(laughs) -and why Carol wasn't there."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, I didn't invite her."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay."
Single Drunk Female
"Come on, she doesn't get any of this stuff."
Single Drunk Female
"She's always saying it reminds her of Wild Wild Country."
Single Drunk Female
"Maybe she doesn't understand it"
Single Drunk Female
"because you haven't made her a part of it yet."
Single Drunk Female
"Have you written your amends to her?"
Single Drunk Female
"I did a draft."
Single Drunk Female
"It doesn't have to be perfect."
Single Drunk Female
"Just list all of the ways in which"
Single Drunk Female
"you've done her harm and synthesize it"
Single Drunk Female
"into a nice, bite-sized piece that she can swallow."
Single Drunk Female
"Right, totally. I'll just, um..."
Single Drunk Female
"fit 13 years of being a total asshole into 30 minutes."
Single Drunk Female
"-Talk fast. -(short chuckle)"
Single Drunk Female
"Hi."
Single Drunk Female
"Hey."
Single Drunk Female
"Do you have a few minutes to talk, Mom?"
Single Drunk Female
"Sure."
Single Drunk Female
"What is it?"
Single Drunk Female
"I, um..."
Single Drunk Female
"Sorry, this feels weird. Uh..."
Single Drunk Female
"You seem tense."
Single Drunk Female
"-(exhales) -So,"
Single Drunk Female
"this is feeling like it's turning into a thing,"
Single Drunk Female
"and I'm not emotionally prepared for a thing right now."
Single Drunk Female
"-Right. -I'm in the grading zone, so"
Single Drunk Female
"why don't we schedule it?"
Single Drunk Female
"You want to... schedule a time to talk?"
Single Drunk Female
"Let's go for a drive this afternoon."
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah, all right."
Single Drunk Female
"I do like when we both stare straight ahead, so..."
Single Drunk Female
"All right, we're gonna buzz the sides. And then,"
Single Drunk Female
"-you know, we can do j... -(knocking) -Hey."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh."
Single Drunk Female
"Hey."
Single Drunk Female
"Did you come here on purpose?"
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah. Oh, h... hey, girl."
Single Drunk Female
"-Hi. Hi. (laughs) -Hey."
Single Drunk Female
"I came here to talk to you."
Single Drunk Female
"-Why? Is Sam okay? -Yeah."
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she's-she's awesome."
Single Drunk Female
"I mean... Wow, this is great. You are..."
Single Drunk Female
"-Wow, you look so great... -Okay, cut the crap."
Single Drunk Female
"What is really going on?"
Single Drunk Female
"Okay, so, I don't really know how to say this, but, um..."
Single Drunk Female
"do you know anyone or any place, um..."
Single Drunk Female
"(chuckles)"
Single Drunk Female
"(whispering): Do you know where I can get some... drugs?"
Single Drunk Female
"-Drugs?! -Shh! Shh, shh, shh."
Single Drunk Female
"(chuckles) Wow."
Single Drunk Female
"Little Miss Perfect asking me for drugs--"
Single Drunk Female
"never thought I'd see the day. Aren't you getting married,"
Single Drunk Female
"-like, any day now? -Yes."
Single Drunk Female
"I am. Uh, thank you for remembering."
Single Drunk Female
"You know, that's actually, um..."
Single Drunk Female
"that's actually why I want the drugs. You know?"
Single Drunk Female
"I just... I read a million studies about it,"
Single Drunk Female
"and-and it just... it helps people get some..."
Single Drunk Female
"clarity on some stuff."
Single Drunk Female
"Well, not, like, a million studies--"
Single Drunk Female
"it's not, like, in the med books or anything,"
Single Drunk Female
"it's just, you know, I... Reddit."
Single Drunk Female
"Reddit's really reliable these days, I mean, right?"
Single Drunk Female
"Um... can you help me or not?"
Single Drunk Female
"Why would I help you?"
Single Drunk Female
"I don't know. Uh..."
Single Drunk Female
"I thought you might know somebody."
Single Drunk Female
"You know? I-I remember that-that party"
Single Drunk Female
"in high school-- you know, Darius' party--"
Single Drunk Female
"-You-You had... weed. -Oh, so you thought"
Single Drunk Female
"because I had weed at a party in high school"
Single Drunk Female
"I now know a bunch of drug dealers and shamans?"
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