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Clips from Avenue 5 - And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off... (S01E01)

"-My coffin? -We take it everywhere we go."
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"You want me to die, Iris? Is that it?"
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"-No. -Did you hesitate?"
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"-No! -Look."
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"-She did it again. -She-- Again."
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"I was inhaling."
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"Come on. That pregnant pause was in its third trimester."
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"I think it'll be a very good idea"
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"to give Joe your coffin. Good PR."
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"-Fine. -RAV: Yes, we have meetings scheduled with NASA..."
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"-I'm not talking! -...and other agencies,"
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"but we will have to contribute financially."
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"Contribute financially. Oh, that's nice."
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"Now, it's a shakedown. Well, how 'bout this, Rav."
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"You tell those assholes-- It is plural."
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"You tell them that I may not be back tomorrow,"
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"but I will return like an angry Jesus,"
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"raining down blood and filth and terror"
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"on all those who betrayed me!"
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"MATT SPENCER: Classic Jesus."
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"You mess with his money, he fucks you right up."
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"ALAN: Option one."
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"Modify Avenue 3, Lexington, Broadway, send them out."
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"That would cost a fortune."
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"Take way too long. Not an option."
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"-(PHONE RINGS) -Hang on."
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"(SIGHS) Okay. Next option."
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"ALAN: We leave them out there."
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"-(PHONE RINGS) -In--"
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"-I can't-- Is that important? -No. No, no, it's not."
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"Go on, go on, go on."
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"Uh... In three years, when they swing by Earth,"
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"we send a fleet to grab the survivors,"
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"the remaining passengers."
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"That'd bankrupt the Judd Corporation"
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"like four times over."
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"Again, not an option. Come on!"
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"(WHISPERS) Do you remember when the Pacific went toxic?"
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"This is as big as that!"
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"So, any more options?"
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"-No. -Okay. Well."
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"Just a coffee then. Thank you."
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"Joking. Not joking. Coffee. Coffee."
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"♪ (SERENE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪"
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"God knows none of us expected to be up here for three years,"
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"but I can tell you this:"
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"There is no team I would rather have at my side."
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"So, let's get at it. Mads..."
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"-trajectory calculations. -We're flying safe, Captain."
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"ALL: Fly true."
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"Well, I've just mixed us a cocktail"
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"of "Keep calm and suck my balls,""
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"because it's not gonna be three years."
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"-(WHISPERS SHARPLY) Cyrus! -Who are you"
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"and what the hell happened to your trousers?"
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"Um... He's from another section, and we're going back."
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"A section I don't know about where the dress code is insolent casual?"
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"(CHUCKLES) Respectfully, we don't have to go through all the things"
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"that you don't know about right now."
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"-We have three years. -Actually, uh,"
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"when we run it through my own programs,"
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"I get a much different result."
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"Six months extra journey time. Max."
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"I really do not see how you're getting six months."
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"You don't see it, because you live in a world of straight lines,"
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"and I'm all curves, baby."
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"This is Cyrus. He's still bitter,"
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"because I got the NASA internship"
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"-and he didn't. -(LAUGHING)"
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"I didn't want it. I think laterally."
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"I'm an improviser, a maverick."
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"-Also, musician. -Failed."
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"He's a failed musician."
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"You've had some success here. You sure about this? Six months?"
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"CYRUS: I still need to run it a few more times,"
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"quadruple-check everything, but..."
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"You're way less annoying than you were 30 seconds ago."
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"MATT: Feeling fancy?"
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"Book in for formal night at the restaurant."
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"Lobsters for everyone."
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"Unless you're allergic to seafood,"
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"-then you need to get away from the restaurant. Fast. -FRANK KELLY: Three years?"
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"The kids will be three years older in three years."
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"We gotta get home. We should try to escape."
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"-Yes! -MATT: Yes! Wait, that's brilliant."
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"We can knot some bed sheets together, and we can hit the airlock."
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"Frank has the same right to speak as anyone."
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"-Yeah. Who said you could-- -You said it, babe. Well done."
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"MATT: Yeah, shut up, Frank, and let yourself speak."
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"Hey, I have had enough of your tall attitude"
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"and your high mouth."
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"Iris. Where's... (IN NEW YORK ACCENT) ..."the boss"?"
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"It's what Judd wants us to call him now, apparently."
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"-"The boss." -Conference room."
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"Oh, and he's donated his coffin to Joe."
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"He knows it's a gift, not a loan?"
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"I think so."
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"KAREN KELLY: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Captain. I wish to engage."
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"You know what? Um... I need to be anywhere else. So..."
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"-You're good. Don't worry. -Mrs. Kelly."
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"Okay, so. Tell me what's going on here,"
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"and be straight with me 'cause..."
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"I have had enough bull-S to fill a bathtub."
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"Just between you and me,"
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"we may just be looking at an extra... (INAUDIBLE)"
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"Six days?"
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"-No. -No. Six weeks."
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"-Months. Six months. -(GROANS)"
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"What-- What-- (GROANS) What's that-- What is that?"
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"You should have just said the words "six months.""
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"You dangled six days at me, and I got excited--"
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"-I did not dangle-- -...and you snatched it away."
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"Well, I corrected you instantly."
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"You corrected me very slowly, if I may say so."
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"Potential lawsuits might include loss of earnings,"
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"mental distress--"
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"They're not gonna sue the man that owns the oxygen supply."
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"You wanna limit the oxygen supply?"
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"No. But look into it, but no. But do."
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"We can't be defeatist."
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