Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Avenue 5 - And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off... (S01E01)

"Karaoke tonight, Captain?"
Avenue 5
"I only ever sing when I'm drunk, so ask me again at 5:00 p.m."
Avenue 5
"-IRIS KIMURA: Mr. Judd. -Does yoga burn a lot of calories?"
Avenue 5
"Because we're losing profits in the food court. Can they like, move more?"
Avenue 5
"Let's go live to Avenue 5."
Avenue 5
"I see a warning light."
Avenue 5
"(SIREN BLARING)"
Avenue 5
"(CROWD SHOUTS)"
Avenue 5
"Whose dog is this?"
Avenue 5
"What's your plan?"
Avenue 5
"What is the matter with you people?!"
Avenue 5
"-Are you Australian? -I'm English."
Avenue 5
"-What the fuck? -I'm not a captain, either."
Avenue 5
"-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Are you an admiral?"
Avenue 5
"RYAN CLARK: Joe is the real captain of the ship."
Avenue 5
"I've got some difficult news."
Avenue 5
"We won't get home for three years."
Avenue 5
"-(CROWD GASPS) -What?"
Avenue 5
"(SCREAMS)"
Avenue 5
"♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪"
Avenue 5
"RYAN CLARK: Hi!"
Avenue 5
"(SHUSHING)"
Avenue 5
"Ladies-- Thank you."
Avenue 5
"Ladies and gentlemen, I know that you have some questions,"
Avenue 5
"and I will answer them."
Avenue 5
"Don't insult us!"
Avenue 5
"What? I-- How was that insulting?"
Avenue 5
"-We know what's going on. -Yeah, we know."
Avenue 5
"We-- We hit a patch of choppy space."
Avenue 5
"Mission control said three years to get home."
Avenue 5
"-I was in the room. -She was in the room!"
Avenue 5
"Yeah, you know what? Better if one of us speaks, babe."
Avenue 5
"Yeah, look, that. That is what I heard."
Avenue 5
"-(CLAMORING) -RYAN: Okay..."
Avenue 5
"-GARETH: We're all gonna die in space! -RYAN: I'm gonna just get rid"
Avenue 5
"of that, because it does look a little bit stark."
Avenue 5
"This is Billie, our chief engineer."
Avenue 5
"I'm now gonna pass over the explanation baton to Billie."
Avenue 5
"-(STUTTERS) -Go ahead, just take it!"
Avenue 5
"Okay. So... (CLEARS THROAT)"
Avenue 5
"-We were due to attempt-- -Can you speak up?"
Avenue 5
"Uh... Yeah. Um... So, we were due to attempt a--"
Avenue 5
"-Hold it further from your face! -You're popping there."
Avenue 5
"Okay, um, so the plan was to use Titan's gravity"
Avenue 5
"as an assist to save propellant--"
Avenue 5
"English, please."
Avenue 5
"Which one of those words was not English, sir?"
Avenue 5
"-Propellant. -(QUIETLY) Propellant?"
Avenue 5
"-Propellant's Eng-- -Just make it less, uh, technical."
Avenue 5
"It-- You know."
Avenue 5
"Uh... So, um... Saturn is a big, big planet,"
Avenue 5
"um, with a big, big moon, Titan, and we were gonna use..."
Avenue 5
"-Titan's gravity as a propellant-- -Propellant again!"
Avenue 5
"PIERRE: What the fuck are you talking about?"
Avenue 5
"-(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) -Okay, I can't--"
Avenue 5
"SPIKE MARTIN: Hey, buddy, have some respect."
Avenue 5
"She might be a spanner spinner,"
Avenue 5
"but there's no need to patronize her."
Avenue 5
"You go ahead, kid."
Avenue 5
"Okay, you don't patronize me by telling me"
Avenue 5
"not to be patronized, okay?"
Avenue 5
"It's just-- it's hard to know what you can say these days."
Avenue 5
"It's really not that hard."
Avenue 5
"MIA: Hello, hello! We are still waiting for an explanation."
Avenue 5
"Okay, listen, so basically, we have missed our turning."
Avenue 5
"Okay? So now we're stuck going the long way around."
Avenue 5
"Is that simple enough for you guys?"
Avenue 5
"-Or should I go and get some crayons... -(CLAMORING)"
Avenue 5
"...draw this crap on the walls for you. Maybe use diagrams,"
Avenue 5
"-little pretty colors... -Whoa! (CHUCKLES)"
Avenue 5
"...keep it real easy. I mean, it--"
Avenue 5
"Whoa, whoa, Billie, I think that's enough jargon."
Avenue 5
"-(SCOFFS) -RYAN: Uh... It's been a long day,"
Avenue 5
"and, uh... Billie is naturally quite brutal."
Avenue 5
"You are gonna shit these people up if you're not careful."
Avenue 5
"I was holding back."
Avenue 5
"-(CLAMORING) -RYAN: Listen, I--"
Avenue 5
"I will answer your questions..."
Avenue 5
"after the service tomorrow morning."
Avenue 5
"One of our crew members passed,"
Avenue 5
"and three other people are on life support."
Avenue 5
"As soon as he's dispatched, I will be asking questions."
Avenue 5
"That is super respectful of you, ma'am."
Avenue 5
"All right."
Avenue 5
"Our work here is done. Very poorly."
Avenue 5
"HERMAN JUDD: Ryan betrayed me"
Avenue 5
"like a character in a Shakespeare movie."
Avenue 5
"Why is he even here?"
Avenue 5
"You transferred him from Avenue 3."
Avenue 5
"Well, you should have had him checked."
Avenue 5
"You told me not to check him, just to get him."
Avenue 5
"-No, I didn't! -IRIS KIMURA: Yes, you did!"
Avenue 5
"Pull up the minutes of the conversation."
Avenue 5
"You told me not to keep minutes."
Avenue 5
"Oh, how convenient for you. You don't keep them anyway?"
Avenue 5
"Not even for a memoir?"
Avenue 5
"I'm sorry, I didn't think the time you saw a screen grab"
Avenue 5
"of a guy wearing a captain's hat and said, "Let's get him,""
Avenue 5
"was memoir worthy."
Avenue 5
"I'm definitely gonna remember this conversation"
Avenue 5
"if that's any help legacy-wise."
Avenue 5
"(SIGHS) Okay, I have Rav at the ready."
Avenue 5
"Rav, what are NASA saying? Is NASA saying."
Avenue 5
"-Is it "is" or "are"? -Is."
Avenue 5
"What is they saying? No, that sounds all wrong."
Avenue 5
"-I sound like an idiot. -(SIGHS)"
Avenue 5
"Don't forget there's a delay."
Avenue 5
"-(GROANS) This... fucking delay. -All right, should we just..."
Avenue 5
"Shut all the holes in our head and pass out?"
Avenue 5
"-Sure, you go first. -Okay, I don't know what your problem is,"
Avenue 5
"but you need to solve it now and focus."
Avenue 5
"-Just focus, bro. -IRIS: (SNAPS FINGERS) Hey!"
Avenue 5
"You will have some respect and you will know your place"
Avenue 5
"in this organization. What will you have?"
Avenue 5
"-I will have some respect. -And what will you know?"
Avenue 5
"I will know-- I'm sorry,"
Avenue 5
"I've immediately forgotten what you just said."
Avenue 5
"But I do need to discuss Joe's funeral."
Avenue 5
"-What about it? -We need the coffin."
Avenue 5
"Joe can have your coffin."
Avenue 5
Show more clips