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Clips from Avenue 5 - And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off... (S01E01)

"A problem is just a solution without a solution."
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"(IN ENGLISH ACCENT) Oyez, oyez, I bring good tidings."
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"Just been talking to my favorite engineer,"
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"brilliant mind, terrible knees."
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"He's been recalculating and he says"
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"there's a good chance we'll be back in six months."
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"(JUDD GRUNTS EXCITEDLY)"
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"I am back in the game. I make the rules. Come here."
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"We kill problems like they're babies."
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"What?"
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"Uh... Can I come in?"
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"Well, that depends. This is a designated good news area."
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"No downers, no frowners, missy. You hear that?"
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"I've been talking with my NASA contact,"
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"and he says he's working on a solid plan."
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"I'm hearing five-- six months. Six months."
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"But you're hearing that from Cyrus."
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"Cyrus, that's-- Yes. That's the chap."
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"Looks like a garden ornament, but he's, uh-- he's good."
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"He really exaggerates his numbers."
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"He says he's had four long-term relationships,"
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"and that his band has been downloaded 90 million times."
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"(WHISTLES) That's very impressive."
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"Let's see if he can play the bar one night."
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"I need to hear the music first. Most music is terrible."
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"-HERMAN: Hm. -BILLIE MCEVOY: Okay, so needless to say,"
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"I think we should just verify that before--"
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"How many women he's been with or the other thing?"
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"All of it. No one should say anything about six months"
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"outside of this room until we have that verified."
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"Right. Yeah. (STUTTERS) We should--"
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"We should, uh... We should definitely verify that."
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"-Right. -BILLIE: You haven't told anyone"
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"outside of this room, have you?"
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"-Me? No. -Oh."
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"No, it's just you and me and the occupants"
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"of this hollowed out walnut tree."
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"Anyway. Regardless, it's my tree and I say yes, we tell now."
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"We should put it out there."
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"You know how you make things happen?"
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"You find someone who'll say it can happen,"
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"and then you make them say it."
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"That's how they built the pyramids."
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"Right. I never really bought the whole slaves theory."
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"-Billie. -BILLIE: Yeah."
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"JUDD: We'll tell them after the funeral."
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"SUSAN: Okay. Um... Sorry."
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"All right, so Susan says that NASA can offer"
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"both expertise and resources."
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"We can, but there is, of course, the question of cost."
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"-Hi, by the way. -Sorry, Alan."
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"-Okay. Hi. -Sure, it's only money. Right?"
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"Can't place a value on human life. Legally."
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"Well, I know a man who would, does, and will."
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"How much "only money" we talking about?"
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"Okay. This is the overall cost to NASA..."
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"-ALAN: Okay. -...which would have to be reimbursed."
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"Oh, um... It wants a password."
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"Oh, send it back. Here."
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"(CHUCKLES) Just give me your password."
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"Fine, I will come to you."
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"We're planning a joint space mission."
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"You won't share your password?"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"-(SUSAN CLEARS THROAT) -(RAV SIGHS)"
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"Let's just..."
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"RAV: Mm."
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"-Right. Oh. -Mother f--"
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"(SIGHS) Is-- Is that the figure"
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"or a phone number we call to get the figure?"
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"Rav booked us on this trip. She did this."
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"Yeah, to save our marriage..."
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"because you couldn't keep your hungry beaver"
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"from chomping on wood. Thank you."
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"I wish your mouth was this dirty when the lights were off."
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"She just wanted us to have honeymoon number two."
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"People usually have sex on their honeymoons. Not us."
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"Why don't we just use the time to rekindle?"
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"We are way beyond rekindling."
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"Doug, my heart is not a barbecue!"
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"I wouldn't say we're "way" beyond anything."
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"Everybody is looking-- I'm so sorry."
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"-Things are a little-- -Toxic."
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"-Tricky. At the moment. -MAN: Yeah, we can hear."
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"We're in the cabin next door."
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"And I'm underneath you. I can hear you."
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"Yeah, but you have super-sensitive hearing. So..."
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"-Okay, Doug-- -I'm at the end of the corridor."
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"And I can hear them."
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"Well, you have super-evil hearing."
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"-Get a life. -Hey, guys."
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"If there's anything I can do to help you escape"
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"this fetid barf bag you seem to be tied up in,"
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"-then just let me know. -Yeah, actually, maybe you can make"
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"an appointment for the counselor."
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"I would say yes, but the counselor's booked up"
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"-for a year solid. Today's been like -What?"
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"Black Friday for emergency mental health care."
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"♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪"
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"(IN AMERICAN ACCENT) Joe."
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"You inspired us all."
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"No matter how little expertise or technical knowledge we had,"
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"you made us feel like we knew what we were doing."
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"And he-- he did that for every-- everybody. I know."
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"There was no one like you, Joe."
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"And now... there definitely isn't."
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"Farewell, old friend."
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"-Fly safe. -Shh!"
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"Your shift has ended."
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"(JUDD CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Um..."
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"That was weird."
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"I'm just a passenger on the ship like all of you."
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"I know nothing of the day to day goings on."
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"That has literally nothing to do with Herman Judd."
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"Okay?"
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"But if there are people to blame, they shall be blamed."
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"I say that respectfully and without hinting"
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"at any personal liability. I owe that..."
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"to this great guy."
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