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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Knock 'Em Down (S06E06)

"I'll be wearing lizard."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ah, shoot. Well, I'll find something."
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"[ chuckling ] okay."
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"Oh, don't you just love it -- the crash of the pins,"
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"The smell of the rental-shoe spray?"
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"Yeah, it does kind of get the blood going."
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"Oh, one small detail --"
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"This is an all-gay bowling league,"
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"So I told everyone you're all gay."
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"What?"
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"You have to be gay to play."
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"Let's go meet the guys. Unh-unh."
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"Forget it. Not doing it."
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"Jay, we need you."
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"No one's gonna believe I'm gay."
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"Oh, why, because you're not flouncy enough?"
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"Jay, that's offensive."
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"There's all kinds of gays."
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"You've got your broadway gays, your gym gays,"
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"Your twinks, your bears, your otters,"
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"Your "hey, girl" gays."
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"You've got your pups, your cubs, your chubs."
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"And most prominently, you've got your"
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"Average-joes-who-you-would never-know-are-gay gays."
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"What the hell is an otter? Lane 20. White pants."
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"Look, you don't have to do anything differently."
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"Just...Be yourself. You're gay enough."
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"Martin: Hello, cameron."
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"I thought I smelled failure and cheap hair spray."
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"Oh, hello, martin. You're looking unwell."
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"Could you do that thing you did last year where you lose"
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"And then you try and throw a chair"
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"But not realize it's bolted down and wrench your back"
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"And then curse at me"
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"While I wave a trophy in your big, red face, could you?"
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"[ laughs ] oh, boy, look at you. You're all worked up."
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"It must have been a tough day"
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"Assistant-managing that jo-ann fabrics."
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"It's a michaels, and you know it, you son of a bitch!"
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"Fine. I'll do it. I don't like that guy."
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"But what happens if somebody I know comes in here"
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"And thinks I'm living a secret life?"
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"Jay, trust me, if someone you know comes in here tonight,"
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"They're living a secret life."
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"You make a point. Okay, let's meet the guys. Guys!"
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"Hey! I am in the best mood."
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"My uber driver looked just like adam driver."
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"You guys ready to party?"
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"Yeah, let's go! Where?"
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"Out. Let's do this. Mm-hmm."
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"It's 8:30. The doors don't even open for another hour."
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"Well, then, what are you doing here?"
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"Pregame!"
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"Mojitos and cosmos --"
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"The drinks of your peoples. [ chuckles ]"
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"All right, let's get crazy. [ chuckles ]"
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"I'll uncover the cheese."
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"So, we'll meet my friends outside the club at like 10:30."
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"10:30? Yeah, the band doesn't go on until midnight."
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"Midnight?"
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"Okay, if you guys can't hear me now,"
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"We're gonna have some real problems at the club."
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"No problem. No, we're good. We're good."
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"I hope I can be as cool as you guys in 30 years."
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"Does she think we're 50?"
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"No, no, she's just really bad at math."
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"Whoo! Two strikes in a row!"
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"Familiarize yourself with the exit"
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"Because somebody's on fire!"
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"Okay, jay, you're up. All right, jay."
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"Let's get that first strike."
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"Keep your eye on the prize."
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"Imagine taking that bad boy home tonight."
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"Huh?"
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"Jerry..."
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"I'm sorry. I'm just off my game tonight."
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"You got this."
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"Who's your new guy?"
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"He's my husband's uncle."
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"Oh, you look confused."
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"A husband is somebody who loves you"
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"That you don't have to pay."
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"Damn it!"
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"That guy is not gay."
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"I could have you disqualified, you know."
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"Of course he's gay."
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"I'm never wrong."
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"My gaydar is highly sensitive."
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"For instance, I have to move it away from you right now"
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"Before it explodes."
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"I'm keeping an eye on uncle jay."
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"Okay, jay -- don't worry. I'll pick up the spare."
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"No, no, no, we got bigger problems."
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"Um...Martin's onto us."
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"You need to flounce it up a little bit."
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"But you said that was offensive, remember?"
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"The otters and weasels and stuff."
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"Okay, you know what's more offensive?"
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"Martin winning."
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"So, we need to get you lighter in those rental loafers."
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"What gave me away?"
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"I'm not handsome enough. Is that it?"
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"Perfect. Insecure and superficial --"
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"It's a great start."
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"[ indistinct conversations ]"
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"Should we order a bottle of wine? Yes."
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"Oh, no need."
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"Ronnie brought this big daddy from home."
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"Yeah. Guy. Wow."
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"Hey. Guy."
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"Oh, ronnie, I'm sure he has a real name."
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"Yeah, it's guy."
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"Mr. And mrs. Lafontaine, so nice to see you again."
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"Hey, guy. Hi, I'm guy. Pleasure."
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"Hi, guy. Hi."
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"Oh. Very nice."
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"2002 harlan. What are we celebrating tonight?"
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"Well, uh, we're finally having dinner"
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"With our next-door neighbors."
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"Well, you must be very good neighbors."
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