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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Knock 'Em Down (S06E06)

"[ knock on door ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, dad."
Modern Family (2009)
"What do you think of the picture on my new costco card?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow, you've never put your actual face that close to mine."
Modern Family (2009)
"Jay thinks that -- bup, bup, bup, bup. Let him answer."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh...Okay, you look good."
Modern Family (2009)
"This looks nothing like me!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe 'cause you're not yelling in it."
Modern Family (2009)
"I look at this, and I'm like,"
Modern Family (2009)
""what the hell? Where's the sparkle?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Where's the guy that scored the winning touchdown"
Modern Family (2009)
"And was carried off by his team?""
Modern Family (2009)
"This guy looks like he was carried off by the current."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ah."
Modern Family (2009)
"I have half a mind"
Modern Family (2009)
"To cut this up and never go back there."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe you can use one of the scissors"
Modern Family (2009)
"From the eight-pack that we bought."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, jay, you feeling it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You ready to knock down some pins?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, great."
Modern Family (2009)
"Gray and wrinkled, like my tired puss."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's my league finals,"
Modern Family (2009)
"And jay agreed to fill in for our star bowler, maurice,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Who's recovering from a groin pull."
Modern Family (2009)
"An actual groin pull, not the party on fire island."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know, cameron."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm -- I'm really not feeling it tonight."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, you better start feeling it soon."
Modern Family (2009)
"We need to win"
Modern Family (2009)
"So I can stick it to that smug martin sherman."
Modern Family (2009)
"Who's martin sherman?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Only my archrival."
Modern Family (2009)
"I thought your rival was that blond christmas caroler."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, it's the spanish teacher at his school."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, c-cam has lots of rivals,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Especially if you count that bag boy."
Modern Family (2009)
"I told you -- never say his name."
Modern Family (2009)
"I didn't say his name. I don't even know his name."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's todd."
Modern Family (2009)
"Always putting my canned goods on top of my produce."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'd like to squash his squash."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, let's go. Hopefully, we won't be out too late tonight."
Modern Family (2009)
"We will! Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, right."
Modern Family (2009)
"$10 says you guys will be home in bed before we are."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, no, no, no, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"You two will be sleeping,"
Modern Family (2009)
"And gloria and haley and I will still be dancing."
Modern Family (2009)
"This one? Joe tucks her in."
Modern Family (2009)
"How would you know?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You go to bed right after you get mad at the news."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, it's you two that are keeping us down,"
Modern Family (2009)
"But not tonight."
Modern Family (2009)
"Tonight, we are going out big."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ imitating drumbeat ] oh, yeah!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, you're very hip."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's the theme song to "the antiques roadshow.""
Modern Family (2009)
"He's right."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mm. That's embarrassing."
Modern Family (2009)
"-- Captions by vitac --"
Modern Family (2009)
"¶¶¶"
Modern Family (2009)
"Great house, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"And you can't beat the location,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Mainly 'cause I live right there."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ laughter ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"We love the house."
Modern Family (2009)
"Great!"
Modern Family (2009)
"But I could never live across the street"
Modern Family (2009)
"From that pornographic statue."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh! Huh! I never noticed it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"You could see it from inside when you look out the window."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, I didn't -- uh, are you talking about that one?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's quite large."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll take your word for it."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've had this listing for two months,"
Modern Family (2009)
"And I can't move it because of the statue across the street."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's called "marble with wood,""
Modern Family (2009)
"And let's just say it's made entirely of marble."
Modern Family (2009)
"We've got to do something about this. It's obscene."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's what they said about "the catcher in the rye""
Modern Family (2009)
"When it first came out. You're not helping."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why don't we just knock on the door and talk to him?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I tried. Yeah, the guy's a jerk."
Modern Family (2009)
"I told him how much it bothered us."
Modern Family (2009)
"It only seemed to please him. [ sighs ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm not gonna lie --"
Modern Family (2009)
"It makes me feel bad about my body."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't feel comfortable letting my kids play out here."
Modern Family (2009)
"Our kids. Paul, please."
Modern Family (2009)
"Art is subjective. Some people would love this."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, what are you guys talking about? Claire: Here they come."
Modern Family (2009)
"The statue."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ohh, god, we hate that thing."
Modern Family (2009)
"You do? Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"I didn't make my money to move to a neighborhood"
Modern Family (2009)
"Where they put something like that on the street."
Modern Family (2009)
"Porn belongs on a big screen in the bedroom"
Modern Family (2009)
"Or your phone in the bathroom."
Modern Family (2009)
"Kids, go play."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well...What are you gonna do?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Guess we'll just get used to ignoring it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire: I just wish he was more concerned with being a better neighbor. Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"Amen to that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, we were just about to grab dinner."
Modern Family (2009)
"You guys want to join us?"
Modern Family (2009)
"What's that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I said, you guys want to go to dinner?"
Modern Family (2009)
"How's that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"If you guys don't want to, that's fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, no, no. No."
Modern Family (2009)
"A-are you saying no?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what? Mm..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sure, why not? Of course."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right! Great! Great!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire: Yeah. We'll meet you out front. 15. I'll drive."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, claire, just so our outfits don't clash,"
Modern Family (2009)
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