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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Knock 'Em Down (S06E06)

"That's so nice. Thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, don't mention it."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's nice to have you guys here. Yeah. Mm."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, how are the kids?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Um...Uh, good."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's a little intense right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, alex is freaking out about where she's gonna go to college,"
Modern Family (2009)
"And we're freaking out it's gonna be on the east coast."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, yeah. Well, we get that. We --"
Modern Family (2009)
"R.J.'s going to new york soon."
Modern Family (2009)
"I think I'm gonna cry harder"
Modern Family (2009)
"Than the day I found out I was pregnant with him."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ laughter ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, what's r.J. Got going on in new york?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, we wanted him to go to college for business,"
Modern Family (2009)
"But he wants to do his music."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ohhh. So, long story short,"
Modern Family (2009)
"He's going to juilliard."
Modern Family (2009)
"Juilliard?"
Modern Family (2009)
"For piano."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. Well, mostly for his composing."
Modern Family (2009)
"Kid can't hit the toilet,"
Modern Family (2009)
"But he wakes up with symphonies in his head."
Modern Family (2009)
"Right."
Modern Family (2009)
"There we are. Would you like to taste?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, yeah. That's a $500 bottle of wine."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's like 100 bottles of your wine."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ inhales sharply ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, let 'er rip."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, I'm ready! [ laughter ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, damn it!"
Modern Family (2009)
"[ clears throat ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, come on, cam. Admit it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uncle jay -- not gay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my god. You could not be more wrong."
Modern Family (2009)
"Look, okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"If he's acting a little weird,"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's just because..."
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"...He totally likes you."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ chuckling ] no, he doesn't!"
Modern Family (2009)
"What did he say?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, look, he -- he -- he didn't want me to say anything"
Modern Family (2009)
"Because he's shy."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's why he's being so awkward."
Modern Family (2009)
"Cam, you're up."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm up."
Modern Family (2009)
"I got to go."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, there."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is for you."
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"Oh. Thanks."
Modern Family (2009)
"And this..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Is for a little zing."
Modern Family (2009)
"We do love zing."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ chuckles ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"Be right back."
Modern Family (2009)
"Be right here."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why is that guy being so nice to me?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, there's been a-a new little twist in the evening."
Modern Family (2009)
"And now there's one in my beer. What's up?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I told him you have a crush on him."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why would you do that? I had no choice."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, you tricked me into coming here, you made me gay,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Now I have a boyfriend."
Modern Family (2009)
"All these lies just to win a trophy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes."
Modern Family (2009)
"I respect that."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ laughter ] [ cellphone dings ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, those are my friends."
Modern Family (2009)
"They're out front dropping off our wristbands. Mitchell: Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"What comes before part "b"? Hmm?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Par-tay! [part "a"]"
Modern Family (2009)
"[ laughter ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"[ yawns ]"
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"Oh, my god. I've been holding that in for an hour."
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria, I'm not gonna make it."
Modern Family (2009)
"You have to."
Modern Family (2009)
"We talked so big to cam and jay that if we don't go out,"
Modern Family (2009)
"They're never gonna let us live it down."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ yawns ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"Or we could just blow it off, man."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, gloria, come on, come on."
Modern Family (2009)
"Get up, get up. Come on, come on, come on. Ay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Staying up all night -- it's in your blood."
Modern Family (2009)
"You come from the land of coffee and cocaine! Mm..."
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"You too! Nobody likes to dance more than the gays."
Modern Family (2009)
"Pretend you're on a float."
Modern Family (2009)
"Dancing. That's it. That's a good idea. Okay, dancing. Dancing."
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"I'm gonna turn on some music here."
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"[ dance music plays ] ¶ you know it's good ¶"
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"This is good. ¶ we feelin' right ¶"
Modern Family (2009)
"¶ we party hard ¶ oh, my "raise the roof" elbow's a little sore."
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"¶ like, every night ¶ ay. Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"¶ 'cause every time ¶ oh, yeah, that must mean rain."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ laughter ] oh, my god. Your kids give you that look, too?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, I swear I can't remember"
Modern Family (2009)
"What their actual faces look like."
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"[ laughter ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"This is fun. Isn't this fun?"
Modern Family (2009)
"To think it just took us all hating the same statue"
Modern Family (2009)
"To bring us together."
Modern Family (2009)
"What a world it could be if people would just hate more."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ laughter ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, what are we gonna do about that thing, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's not right that a guy like you can't even get his job done."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, we could start a petition."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, or we could talk to our city councilman. Yep."
Modern Family (2009)
"Or...How about this?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We take a rope, we tie it around the statue,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Attach it to the back of my truck,"
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"And drag it to the nearest dump."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. [ laughs ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"Love that. [ laughs ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm serious."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, we can't do that. No."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why not? We got tons of rope."
Modern Family (2009)
"Availability of rope isn't really the issue here."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's -- it's destruction of property."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's against the law. Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"So?"
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