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Clips from Never Have I Ever - ...had a valentine (S03E03)

"[electro pop music playing]"
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"[McEnroe] For as long as Devi could remember,"
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"Valentine's Day had been nothing but a humbling annual reminder"
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"that she was a stone-cold loser."
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"You will always be my Valentine, kanna."
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"[kisses]"
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"[McEnroe] As far as she was concerned,"
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"this holiday sucked a fat one."
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"[music continues]"
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"Whoops, sorry, little boy. I'm supposed to be next door."
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"[McEnroe] But today, Devi had a boyfriend,"
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"and Valentine's Day was gonna frickin' rule."
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"-Happy Valentine's Day. -[Devi] Hey."
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"I've got a really romantic date planned for us tonight."
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"-[Devi] Ooh. -I Febrezed my futon and everything."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"[McEnroe] Put that in your vape pen and vape it, loser single girls."
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"All right. Well, I gotta grab some things before class, but I'll see you later."
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"[Devi] Okay."
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"-[McEnroe] Nothing was gonna ruin today. -[sighs]"
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"-Hey, what's up? -Yo, what up, dude?"
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"[McEnroe] Not even the fear that Devi may have inadvertently rekindled something"
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"between Paxton and his smoking hot ex."
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"-Oh, Paxton, wait. Guess what? -Yep."
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"You're my perfect match."
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"What are you talking about? What is that? Oh!"
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"Happy Valentine's."
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"Here's your results from the student council's"
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"compatibility quiz you took yesterday at lunch."
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"["Run It Up Pt. II" by Spilt Milk playing]"
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"[McEnroe] Oh God."
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"Maybe there's another Eric Perkins at this school."
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"-[boy] No way, man. -[girl] Walk much?"
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"What?"
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"♪ Run it up, run it up Run it up, run it up ♪"
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"♪ Run it up, run it up, run it ♪"
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"♪ Run it up, run it up ♪"
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"[Devi] Valentine's Day sucks!"
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"I just don't get how I, a person who's dating the hottest boy in school,"
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"is most compatible with Eric."
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"Are you more mad that you got Eric,"
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"or that Haley got Paxton?"
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"[sighs]"
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"I'm happy that they're friends again."
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"I just wish they weren't such good friends."
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"You don't have to worry about Haley. Paxton is super into you."
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"I know, but he and Haley have known each other forever,"
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"and they have had sex."
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"And now I'm picturing them having sex and…"
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"Oh my God, I realized why the computer said they were a perfect match."
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"Don't read into it that much."
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"It's just a dumb quiz made by dumb teenagers in a dumb school."
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"Hey, guys."
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"[inhales deeply] Hi, Aneesa."
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"[McEnroe] This awkward hello is courtesy of the following interaction"
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"that has yet to be discussed."
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"Um, did you just call this quiz dumb?"
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"It was actually developed by Nobel prize-winning scientists at MIT."
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"Its accuracy is undisputed."
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"So, educate yourselves."
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"Sorry, Jonah."
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"I can't believe I got Gears Brosnan. I didn't even know he filled out a quiz."
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"-Who'd you guys get? -I got Trent."
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"Yeah, I got Ben."
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"Oh wow, Ben. That's so cool"
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"since he's your boyfriend and all."
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"Hey, Fab, do you feel weird today?"
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"Why? Do I seem weird? Does it seem like something weird happened?"
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"No, I was just wondering 'cause, you know, it's Valentine's Day,"
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"and you must miss Eve."
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"Oh. Um… [sighs]"
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"Yeah, yeah, that's-- I do. I miss her."
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"Speaking of relationships,"
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"I don't think all the couples here are gonna make it through Valentine's."
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"-What? -Why do you say that?"
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"Because I need to dump Trent."
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"Wait, I thought things were going well."
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"I mean, it's been fun."
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"He's just not very deep."
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"Like, I'm a second away"
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"from bursting into either song or tears at every moment of the day."
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"Shouldn't I be with another artist or at least another Sagittarius?"
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"Got you, babe."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Yeah, I got you too."
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"[inhales deeply] Wow, those MIT guys are good."
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"I guess."
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"But doesn't this quiz feel kind of creepy? Like, real 1984 vibes."
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"The Taylor Swift album?"
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"[snorts] No, Aneesa."
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"The book by George Orwell."
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"God, I've gotta get you a little library card, huh?"
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"I'd argue that 1989 has more literary relevance"
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"than anything George Orwell ever wrote."
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"Is that true? I only listen to podcasts."
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"Dr. Vishwakumar, your next patient is here."
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"[chuckling]"
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"Hi. Rhyah, what brings you in today?"
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"Oh, I just wanted to say hi."
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"Also, I have this tiny burning rash going up my arm,"
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"but I mostly just wanted to say hi."
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"Okay, let me take a look."
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"-[Rhyah] Okay. -How are things with you?"
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"-I'm good. How are you doing? -Good. Good, good."
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"-Itchy? -Yeah."
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"-[Nalini] Kind of flaky? -Little bit."
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"Mmm. Looks like tinea corporis."
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"-Oh, what's that? -It's basically athlete's foot."
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"Or in this case, we can call it athlete's forearm."
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"[gasps] See, I knew my yoga studio wasn't washing their mats properly."
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"I stayed late one time and watched them flip 'em over."
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"Don't worry about it. It's actually fairly common."
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"I'm just gonna write you a prescription for anti-fungal cream."
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"It should clear up in a few weeks."
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"Fungal infection on Valentine's Day. [chuckling] Very sexy."
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"Do you have any plans tonight?"
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"[McEnroe] Nalini had completely forgotten about Valentine's Day."
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"She had always considered it a stupid holiday."
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"But now with Mohan gone, it felt different."
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"No."
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