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Clips from Lucifer - A Priest Walks Into a Bar (S01E01)

"but I ordered traffic cam footage,"
Lucifer
"so hopefully it'll show us who was driving."
Lucifer
"Hopefully."
Lucifer
"Couldn't resist, huh?"
Lucifer
"Well, the man deserves some fun."
Lucifer
"Or you still want to prove he's a hypocrite."
Lucifer
"Well, what can I say?"
Lucifer
"Temptation's in my nature."
Lucifer
"Hmm."
Lucifer
"And how's that working out for you?"
Lucifer
"♪ Do ya thang, girl ♪"
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Padre, does this not bother you?"
Lucifer
"What can I say?"
Lucifer
"I love this song."
Lucifer
"♪ Do ya thang, girl ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪"
Lucifer
"("Freaks" by Machines Are People Too playing)"
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"You sure you're gonna be okay in here, Father?"
Lucifer
"This? Oh, absolutely."
Lucifer
"I grew up in places like this."
Lucifer
"Oh, I find that hard to believe."
Lucifer
"No one's born a priest."
Lucifer
"Before the cloth, I was just"
Lucifer
"Frank Lawrence, touring musician."
Lucifer
"Really?"
Lucifer
"Let me guess... cowbell."
Lucifer
"Close. Piano."
Lucifer
"Good ol' rock and roll."
Lucifer
"Opened for Dylan, Bowie, the Stones..."
Lucifer
"- The Rolling Stones? - Yep."
Lucifer
"It was a crazy time, let me tell you."
Lucifer
"I was a lot like you, really."
Lucifer
"That's literally impossible."
Lucifer
"Thought the fun would never stop."
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"Then, uh..."
Lucifer
"♪ It's time for you to wake up... ♪"
Lucifer
"Father, you don't have to..."
Lucifer
"No, no, no, no. Go on."
Lucifer
"Car accident."
Lucifer
"Ten years ago."
Lucifer
"I was traveling with Connor and his family."
Lucifer
"Uh, Connor's dad was a drummer,"
Lucifer
"we used to play together."
Lucifer
"Another car swerved into our lane and, uh..."
Lucifer
"Connor lost both his parents that night."
Lucifer
"My daughter was with us, too."
Lucifer
"She didn't make it, either."
Lucifer
"Thought I'd seen some dark days."
Lucifer
"Nothing compared to losing my little girl."
Lucifer
"My heart just..."
Lucifer
"cracked right open."
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Well, you must have been"
Lucifer
"awfully angry at your beloved God."
Lucifer
"I was so... untethered."
Lucifer
"Lost."
Lucifer
"Turning to Him is what saved me."
Lucifer
"So... hold on. God stole your spawn"
Lucifer
"and then you decided to worship Him?"
Lucifer
"I can't really explain it,"
Lucifer
"but somehow it made me feel that she was safe."
Lucifer
"(laughs)"
Lucifer
"That's when I discovered my faith."
Lucifer
"The church gave me purpose."
Lucifer
"It was there that I crossed paths with Connor again."
Lucifer
"Me, a parent without a child;"
Lucifer
"him, a child without a parent."
Lucifer
"♪ I think we had a good time... ♪"
Lucifer
"We might not always understand it,"
Lucifer
"but God has a plan."
Lucifer
"Yes. I know."
Lucifer
"But why does everybody always think it's a good plan?"
Lucifer
"(phone ringing)"
Lucifer
"(clears throat)"
Lucifer
"Please excuse me, Father."
Lucifer
"So can we just go back to this absurd notion"
Lucifer
"that you and I are in any way similar?"
Lucifer
"- You're right. We're not. - Thank you."
Lucifer
"I'm probably a much better piano player than you are."
Lucifer
"(playing "Knockin' on Heaven's Door")"
Lucifer
"(riffing)"
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"D-Do you know anything that doesn't"
Lucifer
"make me want to, you know, impale myself?"
Lucifer
"Like, uh..."
Lucifer
"Something more upbeat."
Lucifer
"Something a bit, um..."
Lucifer
"I mean, like, uh..."
Lucifer
"(playing "Mess Around")"
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"I think I know what you mean."
Lucifer
"Something like that?"
Lucifer
"- Yeah. - Okay."
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"Father has got soul."
Lucifer
"You ain't seen nothing yet."
Lucifer
"- Oh. - Yeah."
Lucifer
"- You like to take the top? - Why not?"
Lucifer
"Excuse me."
Lucifer
"(both continue playing, laugh)"
Lucifer
"Yah!"
Lucifer
"Hoo!"
Lucifer
"(both stop playing) Oh."
Lucifer
"- Hi. (clears throat) - Hi."
Lucifer
"(chuckles) Yeah, well, I suppose that wasn't"
Lucifer
"completely terrible."
Lucifer
"Not completely."
Lucifer
"(laughs)"
Lucifer
"Um, sorry to interrupt,"
Lucifer
"but Father Frank's story about The Spider checks out,"
Lucifer
"- and I got a lead. - O..."
Lucifer
"So..."
Lucifer
"...kay."
Lucifer
"Right, well..."
Lucifer
"Well, you stay here."
Lucifer
"You need the practice."
Lucifer
"(laughs)"
Lucifer
"("Gypsy Cab" by Steve Conte playing)"
Lucifer
"I talked to Narcotics, and one of their CIs said"
Lucifer
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