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Clips from Lucifer - A Priest Walks Into a Bar (S01E01)

"The Spider's rumored to hang out here."
Lucifer
"Well, I don't know why you had to bring me along."
Lucifer
"What, are you anxious to get back to your new friend?"
Lucifer
"(scoffs) Please."
Lucifer
"The Devil friends with a priest?"
Lucifer
"That's absurd."
Lucifer
"It's absurdly adorable."
Lucifer
"You know, it's okay to admit you like the guy."
Lucifer
"He's everything that I stand against, Detective."
Lucifer
"Yeah, well, sometimes we get along best"
Lucifer
"with the people we're most different from."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"♪ Don't wanna be no thug... ♪"
Lucifer
"Hey."
Lucifer
"- Look. - Oh."
Lucifer
"Little Miss Sunshine from the youth center."
Lucifer
"Yeah, Nikki."
Lucifer
"What's that she's doing?"
Lucifer
"Drug deal."
Lucifer
"And a smooth one."
Lucifer
"Maybe she's The Spider."
Lucifer
"Ooh, black widow, then. Lovely."
Lucifer
"Wait."
Lucifer
"She's giving it to someone else."
Lucifer
"♪ Coming back down, done runnin' around... ♪"
Lucifer
"To Connor."
Lucifer
"♪ Cruising past the rehab... ♪"
Lucifer
"(gunshot)"
Lucifer
"Get down! (gunshots)"
Lucifer
"(screaming) LUCIFER: Come on!"
Lucifer
"Important police work,"
Lucifer
"get on!"
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"Gone."
Lucifer
"Great."
Lucifer
"And why was the black widow giving her cash to altar boy?"
Lucifer
"(phone ringing) You never want to carry"
Lucifer
"drugs and money on you at the same time."
Lucifer
"Makes you a target."
Lucifer
"Or because Connor's The Spider."
Lucifer
"Traffic cam footage."
Lucifer
"Ah, from the church shooting."
Lucifer
"So the boy the priest was trying to protect"
Lucifer
"is the one who tried to kill him?"
Lucifer
"Well, isn't that an ironic kick in the cassock."
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"This doesn't prove Connor's The Spider."
Lucifer
"It's pretty damning, Father."
Lucifer
"And it's enough for the APB"
Lucifer
"- that just went out. - Ah."
Lucifer
"Connor's been declared armed and dangerous."
Lucifer
"Armed and dangerous?"
Lucifer
"The boy needs to be helped,"
Lucifer
"convinced to turn himself in."
Lucifer
"Father, he shot at you."
Lucifer
"He fired into a room full of kids."
Lucifer
"Yes, but he shot up, didn't he?"
Lucifer
"We'll do everything we can to bring him in peacefully."
Lucifer
"If you'll excuse me, I..."
Lucifer
"need some air."
Lucifer
"Uh..."
Lucifer
"I have some digging to do."
Lucifer
"- Will you watch over him until I get back? - What...?"
Lucifer
"You want me to babysit the priest?"
Lucifer
"I babysit you all the time."
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"(exhales)"
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"Need a light?"
Lucifer
"(chuckles dryly)"
Lucifer
"No, thanks."
Lucifer
"Quit years ago."
Lucifer
"Still enjoy the ritual, though."
Lucifer
"Always keep one on me."
Lucifer
"Please tell me you didn't come out here to talk to Him."
Lucifer
"God?"
Lucifer
"This is as good a spot as any."
Lucifer
"(laughs)"
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"Does He, uh..."
Lucifer
"does He ever talk back?"
Lucifer
"I don't need to hear Him to... hear Him."
Lucifer
"If you know what I mean."
Lucifer
"Well, yes, He never talks to me, either."
Lucifer
"Listen, um..."
Lucifer
"sorry about the altar boy."
Lucifer
"Surely you know you're not to blame."
Lucifer
"I mean, some people are just... beyond saving."
Lucifer
"That's where you're wrong."
Lucifer
"There's still hope for him."
Lucifer
"He shot up your church,"
Lucifer
"he's most likely running a drug ring behind your back,"
Lucifer
"and, oh, yes, killed a man."
Lucifer
"I don't believe that."
Lucifer
"Look, what if it's true?"
Lucifer
"Then he needs me even more."
Lucifer
"How can you still have faith in this boy?"
Lucifer
"God has faith in him."
Lucifer
"In all of us."
Lucifer
"Even in our darkest moments."
Lucifer
"Oh, you really believe that."
Lucifer
"I do."
Lucifer
"Why don't you?"
Lucifer
"Because He didn't have faith in me."
Lucifer
"I felt that way once, too."
Lucifer
"But now I know, deep in my heart,"
Lucifer
"God has a plan for me."
Lucifer
"Oh, His plan for me was quite clear."
Lucifer
"How do you know it's finished?"
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"(phone ringing)"
Lucifer
"Mm."
Lucifer
"(huffs)"
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"One of my parishioners, uh,"
Lucifer
"a lot of them are still upset about the shooting."
Lucifer
"Excuse me."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
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