Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Weeds - Bliss (S06E06)

"Previously on Weeds."
Weeds
"Shane, what the fuck happened at the party?"
Weeds
"I killed Pilar with a croquet mallet by the pool."
Weeds
"Hello?"
Weeds
"Andy! Silas!"
Weeds
"My child murdered someone. I have to leave town now."
Weeds
"So, what's the destination, boss?"
Weeds
"North."
Weeds
"Step one, kill your old identity."
Weeds
"Step two, establishing new identities."
Weeds
"- I'll be Mike. - Shawn."
Weeds
"- Nathalie. - I'll be Randy Newman."
Weeds
"Well, you all seem to have quite a lot of experience"
Weeds
"in the hospitality industry."
Weeds
"Dishwasher. Bellhop. Maid."
Weeds
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."
Weeds
"You know where I could score some weed around here?"
Weeds
"You're shit out of luck on that one, man."
Weeds
"Nigel the valet used to supply, but he's on strike."
Weeds
"I'm really good at moving product. I could be your biggest customer."
Weeds
"Kish."
Weeds
"- She's cute. How old is she? - He is five."
Weeds
"You got cash?"
Weeds
"So, your trimmings, you throw them away?"
Weeds
"I'll take them."
Weeds
"I'm thinking $100 buys me a lot of trimmings."
Weeds
"I thought the Newmans were doing things differently."
Weeds
"We are!"
Weeds
"We're making hash."
Weeds
"I don't know where they went!"
Weeds
"Bullshit!"
Weeds
"I was having a really good day."
Weeds
"I won $10 on a scratcher."
Weeds
"A day can turn so fast."
Weeds
"You're their close friend."
Weeds
"They don't tell me anything."
Weeds
"The Botwins are selfish assholes."
Weeds
"Cut off one of his balls."
Weeds
"No! That's horrible! Don't do that!"
Weeds
"I don't want to touch his balls."
Weeds
"Fine. I'll do it."
Weeds
"That's kind of weird, Cesar."
Weeds
"If I knew they were gone,"
Weeds
"would I come here with a large bucket of chicken?"
Weeds
"I wanted to hang out,"
Weeds
"maybe watch that Crispin Glover movie with the retarded people."
Weeds
"But, no. You shove a gun in my face and then dunk my head in the fish,"
Weeds
"and Edward James Olmos over here wants to slice my nutsack."
Weeds
"I know nothing!"
Weeds
"Okay."
Weeds
"Kill him."
Weeds
"Wait. What just happened?"
Weeds
"You won. We believe you. Congratulations."
Weeds
"Winning is supposed to feel good. No, no, no. I can help. I can help."
Weeds
"- Hey! Hey! - Fuck! It's just my phone!"
Weeds
"I got Andy's cell on here. Look."
Weeds
""Andy Buttwank.""
Weeds
"I just, you know..."
Weeds
"It's just a fun thing I like to do with the names."
Weeds
"It's ringing."
Weeds
"Hello?"
Weeds
"Andy?"
Weeds
"Buddy. Where are you?"
Weeds
"I'm sitting in a world of shit, brother. You?"
Weeds
"How about I come see you?"
Weeds
"Sure."
Weeds
"I caught a cat yesterday."
Weeds
"That sounds awesome. Where are you?"
Weeds
"A fucking alley in Seattle."
Weeds
"Wow. That's far."
Weeds
"What's it called?"
Weeds
"Okay. I'll see you there."
Weeds
"Yeah, he's good."
Weeds
"What the fuck?"
Weeds
"I know where he is. I'm not gonna tell you."
Weeds
"And if you torture me again, I'm just gonna lie."
Weeds
"So you have to keep me alive so I can lead you to him."
Weeds
"Really? That worked?"
Weeds
"Get in the fucking car."
Weeds
"What's with the spread?"
Weeds
"Silas bought food with the money he made sucking off an old man."
Weeds
"- What? - Hotel guest."
Weeds
"Big tipper. Bad eyesight. I read to him"
Weeds
"in my underwear. I didn't touch him."
Weeds
"See? He just read to him"
Weeds
"in his underwear."
Weeds
"And the guy tipped him."
Weeds
"Croquettes. Taste."
Weeds
"- Yummy. - Yeah?"
Weeds
"How yummy? Like from one to 10."
Weeds
"I need a 10, Nance. Nathalie. Nat."
Weeds
"I need a 10, Nat."
Weeds
"It's not really a breakfast food."
Weeds
"I bet Avi wants some."
Weeds
"Avi does not eat solid food yet."
Weeds
"I realize that, Shane."
Weeds
"I better get him inside."
Weeds
"- I'll take him. - No. I'm in charge of Avi."
Weeds
"You guys are a bad influence."
Weeds
"- What? - You don't mean me? I'm a paragon."
Weeds
"How am I not a good influence?"
Weeds
"You yank wieners for cash."
Weeds
"I need to find a girl to have sex with."
Weeds
"Smart move. Go. Cleanse."
Weeds
"I'm his mother, Shane."
Weeds
"Your job right now is to be a maid and to keep your husband from finding us."
Weeds
"My job is to protect Avi. Let's do our jobs."
Weeds
"You're this close to being grounded."
Weeds
"You're not a bad influence because you're a drug dealer."
Weeds
"That's right."
Weeds
"You're a bad influence because you're a bad drug dealer."
Weeds
"Okay, that's it. You're grounded. Do you want to be grounded, too?"
Weeds
"I happen to have been a great drug dealer."
Weeds
"No. Really, if we look back on your illustrious career,"
Weeds
""great" is not the adjective that pops out at you."
Weeds
"- I had my moments. - Sure."
Weeds
"Sure, you have."
Weeds
"Try not to get arrested today, okay?"
Weeds
"Best steakhouse in the whole northwest. 6:30 res. You're gonna love it."
Weeds
"And get the bone-in filet."
Weeds
Show more clips