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Clips from Weeds - Bliss (S06E06)

"Thank you."
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"Best steak in the whole northwest?"
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"You're making me hungry."
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"Yeah, well, it's horse meat, but they kick me back 20 bucks a head, so..."
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"How do I apply for your job?"
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"Fuck you."
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"I haven't paid for a meal, a concert,"
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"a slurp job from a titty dancer in my two years as head concierge."
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"Pry this gig out of my cold, dead asshole."
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"Is that where you keep it?"
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"What do you want?"
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"Guests have been asking where they can get certain herbal items."
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"Bullshit. No one talks to maids."
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"People don't want to actually know who makes their toilet pubes disappear"
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"while they're at the Space Needle."
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"I know Nigel the valet is on strike."
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"What, are you looking to park cars?"
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"Yeah. You found me out."
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"My true dream is to park rental cars and hand out bottles of water."
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"The maid gig, it's just a stepping stone."
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"20% of sales, and I'm gonna need to sample your product."
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"It's good stuff."
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"Well, you're a white lady with no accent working as a maid in 2010."
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"I'm just gonna take your word for it?"
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"- I'll bring you a sample. - Thank you."
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"Chef?"
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"Estelle, mein Liebling."
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"I hope the meal was satisfactory."
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"Well, I have to be honest. The appetizer was..."
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"But the real standout was the amuse-bouche."
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"I could have eaten 12 of those. So, good work!"
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"Good for you."
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"This is a puzzle."
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"I did not make an amuse-bouche today, and yet she could have eaten 12."
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"Mr. Dishwasher?"
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"Did you whip up a little something?"
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"It's all right. You can tell me. People seemed to like it."
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"Okay. Yeah. That was me."
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"I tried to tell you before, Chef."
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"My talents are really wasted on..."
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"Fired!"
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"- What? Really? - Yes!"
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"And later, I will hunt you down,"
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"and I will stab you in your eye socket."
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"Now get out of my kitchen."
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"No. Chef!"
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"Taste it."
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"If it is not the best duck confit croquette you've ever had,"
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"you can cut off a finger."
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"Michelle!"
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"You're fired!"
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"And, Mr. Dishwasher,"
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"you are now my new sous."
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"Oh, my God! Just like that?"
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"No, no, no. First, you must be punished."
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"Punishment. All right. Fair enough. Yeah. Okay."
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"So, are you a rehabilitationist or a retributionist?"
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"What? Okay. Excuse me. Sorry."
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"- Yeah. Here. - Okay. Yeah."
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"I don't know what that... What's the..."
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"Whoa!"
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"No! I'm not... I don't even really know this gentleman."
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"The spanking machine!"
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"- Crawl! - Okay."
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"- Crawl! - Okay!"
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"Okay. Okay."
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"The Yippity. That's a nice one."
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"Yeah, I wanted thick tires with good tread for all the rainy days we have."
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"Didn't Savannah have the Yippity?"
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"Stolen outside Twist 'N' Sprout by a bunch of crackheads. Sit, sit, sit."
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"I'm Rebekah."
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"This is our little mommy support group."
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"- Cheryl. Allison. - Hi."
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"Your little brother is adorable! Look at that peanut!"
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"Avi's mine."
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"He's what happens when your school teaches abstinence only."
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"Where is his mother?"
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"In heaven. Qahtaniya, Iraq."
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"Those animals put an IED in a soda can."
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"Now me and Avi are alone."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Tragic. - Yeah."
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"We met when she was a senior and I was a freshman."
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"My locker was next to hers."
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"Then I went to summer school, and she went to war."
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"I drank soda, and she..."
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"Well, boom."
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"Well, you have help, though, right?"
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"My mom. She's a maid, and we live in a motel."
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"Sometimes she drinks."
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"But you can't choose your family, right?"
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"You're not alone anymore."
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"Hey, what's up, man?"
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"Hey."
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"Actually, you want in?"
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"- What the hell is this? - Hash."
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"- Hash? This isn't the Gaza Strip. - Just try it."
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"It's strong"
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"with a mellow high."
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"All right, fine."
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"But roll the joints tighter. This is a classy hotel. Presentation counts."
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"Here's how we do it."
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"When I get a request for herbal relaxation,"
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"I put you on the housekeeping schedule for those rooms,"
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"I contact you."
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"Nathalie, check the schedule. You got a new room to clean."
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"10-4."
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"The guests will put the money under the pillow,"
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"you leave the hash, and immediately after your shift,"
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"you come find me and you bring me my cut."
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"It's 25%."
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"- You said 20. - Well, that was the pot price."
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"You can't just change the terms."
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"Look, some people set the rules, and others follow them."
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"And in this equation, it's the one"
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"going to a party tonight at Sir Mix-a-Lot's house,"
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"not the one who will be here cleaning semen stains."
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"It's 25%."
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"I'm doing this for my family."
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"I'm doing this for a jet ski."
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