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Clips from The Jeffersons - The Lie Detector (S03E03)

"Pop, I just can't."
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"Lionel, come in the kitchen a minute. I want to talk to you."
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"Why can't you talk in front of me?"
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"Because this ain't for your ears to hear."
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"At a time like this, a person's got to talk to a man."
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"You're right. And you be sure to listen to Lionel."
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"Maybe you can learn something."
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"Would you get out of here!"
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"Sit down, Lionel."
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"Come on, son. Relax."
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"You don't have anything to worry about."
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"You're among friends now."
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"What is it, Pop?"
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"Okay, Lionel."
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"You know I'm your father, and you know I love you."
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"You know there's nothing I wouldn't do for you."
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"Whatever you say to me now"
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"ain't gonna go outside of these four walls,"
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"not to your mother, not to your girl, not to nobody."
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"You can trust me."
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"I know that, Pop."
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"What are you trying to hide?"
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"What?"
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"What are you afraid might come out on that test?"
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"Nothing!"
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"Come on, Lionel."
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"You don't have to be ashamed."
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"Everybody's got something to hide, even me."
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"You? Well, what have you got to hide?"
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"Never mind that, I'm talking about you."
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"Now, what is this big secret that you're keeping from us?"
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"Did you get busted or something? No."
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"Okay, Lionel, you went out with a lot of girls"
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"before you took up with Jenny, didn't you?"
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"Well, sure."
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"Are there any little Lionels running around?"
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"Hey, Pop! Now, that's a terrible thing to say."
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"Why? Some of the biggest people are doing it."
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"Congressmen, senators."
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"Some of them got whole families on the side."
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"Now, look, Pop,"
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"for the last time, I'm not trying to hide anything."
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"Then take the test!"
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"No. No! No!"
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"Lionel..."
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"You still here?"
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"Lionel, I'm your father."
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"All that talking and he still doesn't know that?"
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Hi, honey."
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"Here you are, Lionel. And congratulations!"
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"That's just like you, Willis. Always saying the wrong thing."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Hey, Jenny, come on in."
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"Oh, we're just in time for pictures."
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"There's not going to be any pictures."
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"Mr. Prescott's leaving."
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"Something George said?"
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"Well, what's happening here?"
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"You look like you just lost your best friend."
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"Worse than that. He just lost his best job."
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"How could he?"
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"He wasn't there long enough to make a mistake."
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"Honey, you lost your job?"
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"Yeah."
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"They wanted me to take a lie detector test,"
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"so I said no."
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"And you walked out just like that?"
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"I thought that job meant so much to you."
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"Not as much as my right to privacy."
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"You want privacy? Lock yourself in the toilet."
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"All right, now listen, Mr. Jefferson."
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"That job means a lot to both of us,"
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"but if Lionel feels this strongly about it,"
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"I respect his feelings and so should you."
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"Bravo, young lady."
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"I agree with you."
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"Prescott!"
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"Yeah, I know. Shut up and get out."
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"Can they really force you to take a test like that?"
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"Yeah. Is it legal?"
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"It is in most states, unfortunately."
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"Thousands of companies around the country use them."
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"What kind of questions do they ask?"
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"Oh, they can ask you anything."
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"Questions about your past, your personal lifestyle."
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"Do they ask you how a kid"
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"could make it all the way through college"
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"and still come out stupid?"
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"Pop, try to understand."
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"I don't want people probing into my mind"
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"and digging into my innermost feelings."
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"I don't want to share that with anybody."
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"Not even with me?"
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"Hey, with you, anything."
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"PRESCOTT: Oh, don't..."
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"Don't... Don't stop doing that!"
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"This picture I'll give you for nothing."
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"But you're missing a great picture."
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"Well, George, uh, shall we open the champagne?"
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"What for?"
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"To drink it."
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"Oh, come on, George."
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"Look on the bright side."
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"Things aren't all black."
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"What's so great about that?"
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"Don't be down on Lionel, George."
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"It took a lot of courage to do what he did."
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Courage don't buy groceries. They want cash."
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"Good evening. Is Lionel Jefferson at home?"
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"Yeah. Who are you?"
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"I'm Bill Hoffman,"
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"personnel director for Teletex Electronics."
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"Oh! Oh! Pleased to meet you. I'm Lionel's father."
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"Come on in. Come on in."
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"Lionel, look who's here."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I was hoping I could talk to you for a minute, Lionel."
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"Or for two minutes, if you've got the time."
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