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Clips from The Jeffersons - The Lie Detector (S03E03)

"Sure he's got the time."
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"Meet my wife, Louise."
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"How do you do? Hello."
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"And these are..."
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"Oh, it don't matter who they are."
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"My father's a great kidder, Mr. Hoffman, just like you are."
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"Oh?"
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"And just as funny."
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"Oh, as good as that?"
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"This is my fiancée, Jenny Willis."
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"Hello. Hello."
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"And her father."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Tom Willis."
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"Hello."
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"Lionel, I heard what happened down at work today."
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"It's a good thing Tulley didn't take your advice"
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"about what he could do with his polygraph."
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"Sometimes my son shoots his mouth off without thinking."
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"It runs in the family."
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"If there was a problem, Lionel,"
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"why didn't you come and talk to me about it?"
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"Well, I just didn't think it would do much good."
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"That's where you're wrong. We'd still like to have you."
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"You hear that, Lionel? You got your job back."
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"Does that mean"
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"I still don't have to take the lie detector test?"
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"That polygraph test is a harmless little procedure."
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"Forget it."
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"Lionel, are you crazy?"
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"Lionel, if it were up to me,"
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"I'd say never mind the test."
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"But my boss insists on it,"
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"and I've got to follow orders."
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"Well, would you jump out of a window"
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"because your boss ordered you to?"
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"Depends on how big a bonus he'd give me to do it."
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"You walked right into that one."
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"You see, Lionel, he's not asking you to jump out of a window."
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"He's just asking you to take a simple test."
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"It is such a simple thing."
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"What harm can it do?"
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"Plenty!"
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"Now look, it's bad enough that you investigate me,"
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"ask my friends all sorts of personal questions about me."
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"But when you want to hook me up to a machine"
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"to dig into my head to find out what makes me tick,"
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"that's going too far."
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"Lionel, we've got to know..."
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"You have no right to know that much about me!"
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"You're not buying me, you're only hiring me."
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"What's he talking about?"
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"He's trying to tell you he's not ready for Big Brother yet."
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"Lionel, please reconsider. As a favor to me."
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"A favor? A favor?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Lionel, he's not here to save your job."
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"He's here to save his."
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"Say what?"
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"Yeah. Mom's right."
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"Teletex Electronics hired me for three reasons:"
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"I'm young, I'm a college graduate and I'm black."
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"That's not true."
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"We'd have hired you even if you weren't young."
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"Come on, Hoffman, you know what he's talking about."
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"Well, we do feel a responsibility"
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"to give minorities a chance."
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"You mean the only reason you're here is because Lionel's black?"
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"No."
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"I was going over his file again..."
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"More investigating?"
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"He's got one of the best records"
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"I've ever come across."
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"I'm here because I think you're gonna make a damn good engineer."
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"This isn't another one of your little jokes, is it?"
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"No. I mean that."
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"Thanks."
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"I mean something else too."
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"I want you to start work in the morning."
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"Okay! Good!"
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"What about that lie detector test?"
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"Forget it."
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"But I thought your boss said"
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"everybody had to take a lie detector test?"
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"That's right."
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"What'll you tell him"
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"when he asks if Lionel took one?"
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"I'll lie."
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"Would somebody open the door for me, please?"
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"Where are you going?"
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"I'm leaving. Leaving?"
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"I thought you were here to take our picture."
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"Yes, but..."
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"Then why aren't you taking our picture?"
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"And make it quick."
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"We're taking the Willises out to dinner."
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"Now, wait a minute, George."
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"Dinner is our treat."
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"That's right, Mr. Jefferson."
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"We invited you, remember?"
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"It's no use, Jenny."
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"When George wants to pay for something, he pays for it."
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"Me? I'm not paying."
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"But you said... Lionel is! Me?"
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"Sure. You got a job now, don't you?"
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"And you don't even have to take the test."
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"I know."
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"But what about all the poor guys who still have to?"
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"Right."
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"I just hope they got fathers as understanding as I am."
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"[♪♪♪]"
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"ANNOUNCER: The Jeffersons was recorded on tape"
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"in front of a studio audience."
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"♪ Movin', movin' on... ♪"
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