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Clips from The Jeffersons - The Lie Detector (S03E03)

"♪ Well, we're movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To a deluxe apartment In the sky ♪"
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"♪ Movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ We've finally got A piece of the pie ♪"
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"♪ Fish don't fry In the kitchen ♪"
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"♪ Beans don't burn On the grill ♪"
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"♪ Took a whole lot of tryin' ♪"
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"♪ Just to get up that hill ♪"
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"♪ Now we're up In the big leagues ♪"
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"♪ Gettin' our turn at bat ♪"
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"♪ As long as we live It's you and me, baby ♪"
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"♪ There ain't nothin' Wrong with that ♪"
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"♪ Well, we're movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To a deluxe apartment In the sky ♪"
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"♪ Movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪"
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"♪ We've finally got A piece of the pie ♪"
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"[QUIETLY] ♪ ...morning ♪"
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"♪ Like the day Is dawning... ♪"
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"GEORGE: Hey, hey, hey!"
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"How's my foxy tomato this morning?"
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"Well, if you squeeze any harder,"
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"your tomato's gonna turn into ketchup."
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"Where's Lionel?"
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"We can't have him being late his first day at work."
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"He's getting dressed."
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"George, I've been wondering."
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"Do you think he'll be able to handle it?"
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"Sure he can. He's been getting dressed for years."
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"I mean, studying for his master's degree"
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"and working at the same time."
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"Don't worry about Lionel. He can handle anything."
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"He's my son."
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"And mine!"
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"Yeah, but he overcame that part."
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"What are you fixing for his breakfast?"
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"His favorite dish."
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"Food."
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"Look what I got for him."
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"His own desk plate."
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""Lionel Jefferson, Engineer.""
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"Oh, that's nice, George."
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"But isn't it ostentatious?"
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"No, it's real brass."
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"What made you think about getting him this?"
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"Well, I got it for two reasons."
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"One, he's the first Jefferson ever to become an engineer,"
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"and two, with a sign like this on his desk,"
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"them honkies will know he wasn't hired to shine shoes."
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"Morning, Mom. Morning, Pop."
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"Good morning, Lionel."
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"Morning, my son."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"What?"
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"Don't you notice anything different about the table?"
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"No."
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"The sign, the sign!"
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"Oh, the sign!"
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"Hey, I don't need that, Pop."
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"I already know where to sit for breakfast."
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"Hey, man, I was just putting you on!"
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"Hey, Pop, you know, I really appreciate this."
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"It's terrific. And I'm gonna use it too."
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"Are you excited about starting work today?"
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"Why should I be? It's just a job."
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"But aren't you nervous?"
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"What kind of work will you be doing?"
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"At $18,000 a year, he'll do whatever they tell him."
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"Well, um, I'll be working with digital circuitry,"
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"integrated bypass systems, analytical frequencies"
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"and remote resistance factors."
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"They ain't paying you enough."
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"Sure they are!"
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"Teletex Electronics is a great company."
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"He's lucky to get a job there."
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"When I was his age, I was lucky to find a job anyplace."
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"I even worked in a smelly old fish market."
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"I hated that."
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"They really worked you hard, huh?"
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"The hardest part was after work."
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"I had to run all the way home"
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"to keep the alley cats from eating my pants."
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"Well, I gotta go now."
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"But you haven't eaten anything!"
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"Are you sure you'll be all right?"
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"Hey, I'll be fine, Mom."
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"You just take it easy."
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"You want me to call you a cab?"
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"You don't wanna be late. Bosses hate that."
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"I know because I'm a boss."
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"Hey, Pop, I got plenty of time."
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"Now, you be sure and have a nice, hot lunch."
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"Uh-huh."
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"And if it rains, I'll be sure to wear my rubbers"
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"and I'll pin a little nametag on my chest"
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"just in case I get lost."
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"Oh, Lionel, I didn't mean it..."
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"Hey, Mom, now, look. I'm just a dude going off to work."
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"No big thing."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh!"
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"Hi, Jenny."
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"Oh! Oh, Lionel, I'm so happy for you!"
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"Oh. Well, what was that for?"
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"For your first day at work."
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"Oh!"
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"Well, wives are supposed to kiss their husbands goodbye"
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"at their door,"
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"but since we're not married yet,"
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"I had to come downstairs to your door."
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"Well, thanks, Jenny,"
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"but, you know, you really didn't have to get up so early"
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"just for a little thing like that."
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"Well, see you all later!"
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"Is he feeling all right? I mean, he's so calm."
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"He takes after me."
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"We don't believe in getting emotional over things."
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