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Clips from The Jeffersons - The Lie Detector (S03E03)

"How do you know that? Did you peek?"
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"Well, no, it's just that he was just reading from it and..."
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"What's this?"
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"A polygraph."
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"You mean a lie detector?"
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"We prefer to give it its correct name."
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"Polygraph."
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"What are you going to do with it?"
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"Oh, now, just relax"
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"and try to answer the questions as best you can."
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"What kind of questions?"
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"Oh, nothing difficult and nothing for you to worry about."
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"We just want to verify the information you gave us"
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"on your personal history form."
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"Well, why do you have to verify anything when I've just...?"
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"Oh, now, just relax."
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"Relax."
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"Is everything all right for you, Mr. Prescott?"
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"Oh, splendid, splendid!"
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"You know, you have a charming apartment here."
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"Thank you."
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"And you and Mr. Jefferson are such charming people too."
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"Didn't Lionel get home from work yet?"
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"LOUISE: No, not yet."
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"Oh, maybe he's staying late to give his boss some good advice."
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"It's nice to see people so proud of their son."
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"It's a pity there aren't"
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"more folks like you in the world, Mr. Jefferson."
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"I know."
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"Why don't we take a shot of the two of you before he gets here?"
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"Oh, that will be nice, George."
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"Splendid, splendid."
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"Now, Mr. Jefferson,"
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"why don't you put your arm around your wife, like this."
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"I know how."
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"I thought we'd take some pictures in color"
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"and some in black-and-white."
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"Which, in this case, would be the same thing."
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"Hey, Lionel, you're just in time."
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"Come on, stand over here."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"This is my son Lionel I was telling you about."
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"Hi."
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"What a fine-looking young man."
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"We're having our picture taken"
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"in your honor."
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"Pictures?"
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"Did you have to work late? No, Mom."
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"Now, everybody look over here."
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"Now, when I count to three, I want you all to say, "Cheese.""
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"All right?"
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"One... How's the job going, Lionel?"
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"Two... I don't have a job anymore."
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"Three. Jeez!"
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"What do you mean, you don't have a job anymore?"
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"Just what I said, Pop."
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"But you just started."
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"What happened?"
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"Did you talk back to your boss? No, Pop."
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"Stay too long in the men's room?"
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"Pop, what happened..."
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"Did they suddenly notice you're black?"
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"No!"
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"Mr. Jefferson, please!"
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"Give the boy a chance."
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"What happened, son?"
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"Well, you see..."
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"Will you keep your hands off everybody?"
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"He ain't your son, he's my son. He's going to tell me."
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"Now, what happened?"
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"I keep telling you he's my son too."
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"I know that. I just said he wasn't his son."
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"Well, I want to hear what happened,"
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"but Lionel can't talk unless you shut up."
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"Okay, I'm shutting up."
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"Lionel, tell us why they fired you."
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"They didn't fire me, Mom. I walked out on them."
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"What?! You walked out on a great job like that?"
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"I thought you said you were going to shut up."
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"Go ahead, Lionel."
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"The first thing they did was sit me down"
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"to take a lie detector test."
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"A lie detector test? Why?"
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"They think you stole something?"
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"No, they make everybody take one."
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"Maybe you'd like to wait on these pictures."
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"Why?"
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"Well, you have this problem and I..."
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"I was talking to Lionel."
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"Why do they make everybody take a lie detector test?"
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"Well, they say they just want to"
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"verify a few things about their background."
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"So, what happened? You fail the test?"
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"No, I told them what they could do with their test"
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"and then I walked out."
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"Why?"
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"Because I answered every question on that application."
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"If they don't believe me, the hell with them!"
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"Who said they didn't believe you?"
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"The minute they hooked me up to that machine"
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"they were saying they didn't believe me."
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"You gave up an $18,000-a-year job just for that?"
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"Yeah, because nobody's going to"
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"strap a bunch of electrodes on me"
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"just to make sure I ain't lying. It stinks!"
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"You've got a very bright son there."
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"He ain't my son. That's her son talking."
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"And I'm proud of him. He was standing up for his principles."
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"You see, Mr. Jefferson."
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"Your wife agrees with me."
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"What are you doing here anyway?"
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"Waiting to take a picture."
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"There ain't gonna be no pictures taken."
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"Pack up your stuff and go home."
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"Well, back to bar mitzvahs."
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"Okay, Lionel, now, this is what it's going to be,"
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"no ifs, ands or buts."
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"You're gonna go back there tomorrow morning,"
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"say sorry, and take the test."
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"I can't. Why not?"
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