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Clips from The Jeffersons - The Lie Detector (S03E03)

"All right, I got me a job!"
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"A job, yeah!"
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"Isn't he wonderful?"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, nice seeing you again, Jenny. Bye."
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"George!"
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"There's just one thing, Mr. Jefferson."
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"My father would like to invite the three of you"
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"to dinner tonight."
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"Oh, that's nice!"
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"That's out. Why?"
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"Because I've got a photographer coming over to take our picture."
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"What sort of picture?"
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"A family portrait."
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"We haven't had one taken since Lionel was 12."
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"Oh, yeah! I remember that one!"
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"Lionel kept getting too close to the camera."
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"His head looked like a great big old watermelon."
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"That's because you squeezed all three of us"
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"into that little photo booth on Coney Island."
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"So now we got us a real photographer,"
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"we can't go to dinner."
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"But, George, the photographer will be here at 6."
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"We could go after that."
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"Will you just mind your business?"
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"Tell your father we'd love to go, Jenny."
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"All right! Thank you so much."
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"You don't know what this means to me."
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"You don't know what this means to me."
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"But you shouldn't be thanking us!"
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"We should be thanking you!"
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"No, Mrs. Jefferson, believe me, I should be thanking you."
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"Mom is away visiting her parents,"
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"and after three days of my cooking,"
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"I deserve something decent to eat."
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"Bye! Bye!"
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"[TELEPHONE BUZZES]"
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"Yes?"
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"Good! Send him in."
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"Hello... Lionel!"
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"How are you? I'm Bill Hoffman, director of personnel."
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"Nice to meet you, sir."
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"You don't have to call me "sir." Oh, fine!"
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""Your Majesty" will do."
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""Your Majesty"?"
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"It's just one of my little jokes."
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"I like to put people at their ease with a little joke."
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"I expect you're a bundle of nerves right now, huh?"
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"No, not really."
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"Yes, I thought so."
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"Nothing to be ashamed of."
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"Almost everybody is when they first come in."
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"Then I tell my little joke to put them at their ease."
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"Ah, that's a good idea! Thank you!"
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"Why don't you sit down. Thanks."
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"Yes, here at Teletex Electronics"
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"we try to avoid the stiff, impersonal image"
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"so many businesses have."
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"Great!"
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"We feel we've created"
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"a relaxed working atmosphere here."
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"No stress, no pressure."
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"Would you like a Tums?"
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"No, thank you."
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"I've been going over your record."
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"I want to tell you, I'm quite impressed."
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"That's nice to know."
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"And it's important to give a good impression."
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"Rich Little would do well here."
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"Impression. Rich Little."
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"Oh, yeah. Ha-ha."
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"This is a package we give all our new employees."
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"We really take care of you here, you know."
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"It has all the information about such things as credit union,"
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"pension fund, group health insurance."
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"It covers you and your family."
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"Are you married, by the way?"
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"No, I'm single."
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"Any children? What?"
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"Oh, I get it! That's one of your little jokes, huh?"
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"No, that's one of the little questions I have to ask you."
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"No children. Good."
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"[TELEPHONE BUZZING]"
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"Yes?"
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"Fine. He can come in now."
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"Our Mr. Tulley is going to go over"
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"the personal history form you filled out."
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"Why, did I leave something out?"
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"No, no, no, don't be nervous."
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"It's standard procedure."
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"Just the final part of your processing."
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"Morning!"
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"Ah, Tulley. This is Lionel Jefferson."
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"He's gonna be working on the third floor."
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"Lionel, Roger Tulley."
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"Hi."
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"Good morning, Mr. Jefferson."
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"Well, I have got a meeting to go to, Lionel,"
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"so if I don't see you again today,"
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"welcome to the world of Teletex Electronics."
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"Thanks, Mr. Hoffman."
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"I want you to remember"
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"the door to my office is always open."
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"If it isn't, just knock."
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"Mmm, well, that's nice to hear."
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"And if I don't answer,"
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"go away, because it means I'm in here with my secretary."
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"Good luck!"
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"He seems like a real nice guy."
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"Who?"
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"Mr. Hoffman."
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"He has a good personality rating."
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"Would you mind taking off your jacket, Mr. Jefferson?"
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"What?"
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"Your jacket. You'll have to take it off."
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"Sit right here, please."
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"Lift your arms, please."
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"Thank you."
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"Um, I believe my personal history form"
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"is in that file on Mr. Hoffman's desk."
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