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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - The Girl I Love (S05E05)

"Why would Sports Illustrated even publish an issue that's not a swimsuit issue?"
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"You know who should do a swimsuit issue? Playboy."
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"Why would you put clothes on a centerfold?"
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"Sometimes I get tired of all the complete nakedness..."
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"and I like to be teased a little."
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"Yeah, there's a lot more going on up here than you know about."
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"I think there's some stuff going on in there that you don't know about."
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"You guys should have come to the arboretum with us."
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"We saw plants and trees from all over the world."
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"There was a bush from Morocco."
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"Smelled like chocolate chip cookies."
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"Ah, that is the perfect bush."
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"Thanks for taking me to the arboretum. It was fun."
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"Yeah, what a great day."
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"What a horrible day!"
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"I don't mind looking at some trees, okay?"
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"It makes me want to harm myself."
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"- So the missus took you out for some girl fun, huh? - (Clicks On)"
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"See, Donna is hot, but she is mean."
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"My girlfriend Nina? Just hot."
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"You know, Fez, you talk a lot about this Nina chick, but none of us have ever seen her."
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"Yeah, we're actually starting to suspect that she is some creepy alter-ego..."
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"you visit late at night in front of the mirror."
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"Oh, no, I don't do that anymore."
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"But Nina is the real deal. Kelso saw her at the D.M.V."
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"Uh, there were a lot of girls there."
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"She could have been the one with the lazy eye that does the vision test."
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"Lazy-eye Lizzie? No way. She wouldn't even look at me."
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"Nina, my friends don't believe that you're my girlfriend, even though I Frenched you."
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"Girlfriend? I don't know if we're there yet."
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"I mean, I like you and all, it's just that all the guys at the D.M.V. seem great..."
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"until you find them in your apartment wearing your hot curlers."
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"Warren."
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"I want to get to know you better, meet your friends..."
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"make sure they're not puppets."
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"Warren."
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"So, if they are not puppets, then would you be my girlfriend?"
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"Mmm, it would definitely help."
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"- (Chuckles) - Are these lines open or not?"
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"- Oh, you're right, I'm sorry. - That was very unprofessional."
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"(Rock Group Singing)"
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"(Ends)"
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"Hello, Wisconsin!"
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"So, we're finally gonna meet the mysterious and possibly fictional Nina!"
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"Fictional? Does this hickey look fictional?"
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"Huh, looks too small to be from the vacuum cleaner, like last time."
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"Wait, let me see."
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"Small, blotchy and uneven. Ah, this girl's an amateur."
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"Let me see. Small, blotchy and unpleasant."
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"Yeah, this girl's a Jackie."
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"Well, Fez, I am thrilled that you found a girl..."
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"'cause I was startin' to worry. (Chuckling)"
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"But you've proven me and the experts from Reader's Digest wrong!"
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"When I introduce her to everybody, I just want it to be special."
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"Oh! Let's have a formal dinner party tomorrow."
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"You know, it was at a dinner party that I first realized..."
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"Red Forman was more than just a boy with great hair."
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"Sounds good, Miss Kitty."
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"You might be a little past your prime, but your mind is still sharp."
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"Oh, actually tomorrow night's not gonna work..."
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"I thought we might go see Laser Floyd."
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"Well, you tell this fellow Floyd that you have a dinner party."
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"No, Mom, Laser Floyd's not a guy..."
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"Laser Floyd is Pink Floyd music- with lasers!"
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"Lasers, like in Star Wars!"
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"Mrs. Forman, we'll be here."
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"Wait. You'd rather go to a formal dinner party?"
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"Sure! Sounds great."
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"And, uh, don't forget, Mrs. Forman. You can count Steven and me in."
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"Yeah, I've been looking for an excuse to buy him a shirt with buttons."
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"Since it's a special occasion, you're all allowed one sip of wine."
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"So, Steven, you know, I was thinking of getting you..."
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"a pair of beige corduroys and maybe a blue blazer for the party."
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"Oh, don't forget the matching scarf and gloves."
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"This way, I'll be nice and toasty when hell freezes over."
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"Uh-oh, Jackie. Looks like Steven doesn't wanna wear his big-boy clothes."
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"No, I don't wanna go. You should have asked me before you said I would."
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"Steven! I am your girlfriend. I speak for you now!"
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"Well, then, tell yourself I said to bite me, 'cause I'm not going."
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"Oh, you are so going! So just bite yourself!"
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"- (Door Slams) - Man, do you believe that crap?"
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"Tell me about it. Donna wants to go to a dinner party, we go to a dinner party."
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"If she wants to go to the arboretum, bang, I'm in a room full of trees."
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"So tall and arrogant."
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"So why don't you just not go?"
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"- Oh, it's just one day. - Not for you, man. You're engaged."
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"It's Latin for "screwed for life.""
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"Oh, my God, you're right."
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"And I have no choice. I have to do what she says..."
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"or she won't let me touch her naughty places."
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"- Hyde, this is extortion! - You're tellin' me?"
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"I'm bein' shaken down by a 95-pound brunette with pink toenails."
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"Kitty? I know this change of life has upset you..."
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"but we just bought wine the other day."
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"What are you doing, brushin' your teeth with the stuff?"
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"Red, it's not for me."
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"Well, this one is."
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"We're having a dinner party tomorrow night."
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"No, can't do it. Battle of the Network Stars is on!"
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"I look forward all season to watching Ed Asner try to paddle a canoe."
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"Makes me feel superior."
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"Well, you shouldn't feel superior, because you know what I know about Ed Asner?"
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"Ed Asner would come to my dinner party, 'cause he knows how to treat a woman."
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"Did you say "dinner party"? (Chuckles)"
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"See, I thought you- Oh, screw it, I'll be there."
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"What's this about a party?"
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"Oh, well, we're having a party tomorrow night for Fez and Nina."
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"- I invited all the kids. - I'm a kid."
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"Well, it's for couples only. You can come if you bring a date."
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"Well, it's too late to find a date. I mean-"
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"Yeah, I'm sweet looking, but I'm no miracle worker."
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"Well, maybe if you stop jumping from girl to girl, you wouldn't be alone."
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"You're no Frank Sinatra, you know!"
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"You know, you used to be nice, but you've changed, lady!"
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"Guys, I really want Nina to like me..."
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"so please, avoid the following topics:"
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"my addiction to candy..."
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"the fact that I have needs..."
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"and my use of Alberto V05 Hot Oil Treatment."
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"Wait. Fez, what does she care what you use on your hair?"
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